Hearthpwn

Shudderwock is supercancer. 1000 glacial shards, 1000 taunts, 1000 heals, 1000 board wipes, MC techs and then all-in one shudderwock to make it happen ALL OVER AGAIN. 

Really? The only synergy? How about the classic Thoughtsteal Mind Vision or Devour Mind. Thief priest is back.

Turn 5 - 4 wolves, Turn 6 - 4 wolves, get fucked hunter. Didn't even use tracking and opened with candleshot.

So divine shield and taunt is worthless? This guy is the new Sludge Belcher, I'm calling it now.

Literally 2 mages in a row with the retarded blizzard into flamestrike combo. Every mage has 100% chance of drafting and drawing it.

HOLY FUCK! 2 Card hunter plays Bone Drake, topdecks Play Dead, plays Sindragosa, trades his Bone Drake and I'm like "please no Deathwing" and of course he plays DW to get 2 more legendaries from Cindy, one of which is FACE COLLECTOR which gets him ANOTHER DEATHWING. Literally created 10 cards out of one. Fortunately I somehow won with 1 hp before finishing this post.  https://hsreplay.net/replay/tU8B33afR9HyiRsgwZHLFS

3X PICK POCKET - ALUNETH, FLAMESTRIKE, DK JAINA. 

FIRST GAME IN RANKED ANOTHER CUBELOCK. IS THERE REALLY NO OTHER FUCKING DECK IN THIS FUCKING GAME?

What's the point when we'll always have divine favor?

My only legendary in 30 packs. Sigh.

I managed to play Spiteful summoner on curve after 10 fucking games. What happened you ask? Well... look at the picture. 

I can see this being played in a shaman deck when you are facing those pesky Duskfallen Aviana druids.
Turn 4 Harbinger Celestia, turn 5 druid plays mrs.5 Duskfallen Aviana ofc, like every freaking game. now you both have Duskfallen Aviana. On your turn 5, now this is the part where it gets good. Now you can play Moorabi for free. GG druid. Play Moorabi, and then Glacial Shard on enemy Duskfallen Aviana, and other Glacial Shard on your Moorabi. You get the picture where this is going. All this on your turn 5, thanks to this amazing design of Harbinger Celestia. Thank you T5.

Aviana + Kun the Forgotten King + Brann Bronzebeard + North Sea Kraken + North Sea Kraken + Star Aligner ( 8+8+14 = 30)

seems really fun, will try this combo first day ;D

He's just going to say the standard line about how this is the salt thread and how dare you tell him how often he's allowed to post salt in it etc.

I'm fine with all that, the cards are balanced enough.  I only got one issue... motherfuckers who got puke emotes just to be a flaming douchebag all the time.  Please show some fucking restraint and keep that shit to yourself.  So you got a better draw in 1 game.. holy shit you're special son.. fuck off with that.  Just to be clear as well.. you can take it in the ass from a giant dog dick until caninocum shoots the fuck out your nostrils!

Yup ladies and gentlemen I'm fucking Mega Salty now.

Thought I'd make a Rin Deck. Like a genuine Rin Deck where she is the only win condition. 1x Sanguine Raveler there too to avoid Skulking Geists and/or polymorph effects on Rin. And NO voidlords just to be a "purist".

So I go to ranked (lvl 8) and test how it flies. I'm pitted against Mage. Damn. But it's a Big Mage! I'm feeling all giggly already!

I pull a turn 7 Rin + Sanguine Raveler Combo (he's got to be running polymorph!) and during the next couple turns I get to the final seal with 9 cards in hand. Nice!!

Oh wait, did I forgot to mention he got a Lyra out of the Firelands Portal? And also got one spell from her too? I bet you already know which one it was! Shit, shit, shit!

Mind Vision out of 9 cards and gets the fucking Final Seal.. :/ :'( :'( Why me, god?!

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i said it before I'll say it again...STOP WITH THE FUCKING MURLOCS YOU SHIT CLASS PALADINS. I'M TRYING TO RANK UP WITH RAZAKUS PRIEST AND YOU BULLSHIT BRAINDEAD DECKS ARE GETTING IN THE WAY.  I THOUGHT PALADIN WAS A GARBAGE CLASS, WHY WON'T BLIZZARD JUST LET THIS STUPID CLASS DIE. 

Somebody posted about Quest Mage a few pages earlier and they're right. Kill the mage in 10 turns. 6 of those turns you're frozen. And you have to kill them at least 3 times because LUL random Ice Blocks. It's like some retarded boss fight.

This is arena. My opponent(a rogue) has a deck filled to the brim with Bonemares and I am getting absolutely crushed. After many, many turns, I manage to make some sort of comeback with help of medivh, and eventually I get to the following situation. I have 3 life (but i'm a priest), but i'm sure my opponent has no damage in his hand because i have been this low for a couple turns now. I have 4 minions(no taunts), and one durability left on atiesh. He plays sated threshadon and attacks my face with his dagger putting me down to 2. As I ponder how I will deal with the Threshadon, he ends his turn and I draw Mind Control. Playing this would give me control of the minion AND summon a ten-drop from atiesh, and with such a stable board already, I was sure i would win(unless my opponent topdecked some crap). As I was reaching to cast the Mind Control i disconnected. THE END

But you can run TWO Tentacles for arms!