I have no proof that anyone I play in ranked play is an actual human, so why should I care how 'it' behaves. If it does turn out to be some sick, vile sack of bones, fat and water, I should care even less.
This sounded like "celebrities" threatening to leave the country if 'HE' wins. Same $hit over and over. What's galling is their belief that anyone cares. Same problem here. No one cares if another snowflake melts, we'll keep drinking the water.
As a Battlecry this would have been sweet, but as a deathrattle - so-so. It does need to be killed, so there's that, and the resulting tokens will slide across the Magic Carpet quite nicely. Playable.
Crystal Stag is an interesting idea, but unfortunately it's not a great value when returned to the field by Witching Hour. You don't get the battlecry and a 4/4 rush for 3 mana when what you really need is a big taunt or threat is disappointing. Even if you double it's health first with Predatory Instincts and drop two 4/8 rush cards, you had to have first restored 5 health (not just cast a heal 5 spell) and played a somewhat dead card in Predatory Instincts that cost 4. It just requires too many cards, in sequence, muddies the rez pool and slows your win condition. If the stags rezzed back as a 4/8 it might be an include, but they aren't.
TDS fail. That's orange or Cheeto or whatever the powerless millennials are wailing and gnashing about these days on gaming sites and tech blogs, at least get the food right ;)
Let me be the four-millionth person to pour salt on the odd paladin deck, the most mindless, predictable cancer on the game. That's too kind actually, as cancer is a complex, indefatigable and worthy adversary, unlike this deck. Despite all the shaming, all the flaming, and all the creative deck builders who point out what a gutter deck this is, it still shows it's face. Lower than hot-buttered smegma, lower than spousal abuse, lower than taxation without representation, one should feel shame every time they click 'copy deck' and then foist it upon others.
Like a Yugo showing up at the SEMA car show. Like a bridegroom with a mullet. Like gifting a cold-sore to a family member.
Enjoy your auto-concede win, as soon as Baku streaks across the screen, knowing that not only did you troll another player, but your whole existence, all the way back to the first teacher who ever cared for you.
The auto-squelch plugin is the way to live. You'll never know what that malcontent sick animal is emoting on the other side. There is only one person that matters, and that is you - it's your game.
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I have no proof that anyone I play in ranked play is an actual human, so why should I care how 'it' behaves. If it does turn out to be some sick, vile sack of bones, fat and water, I should care even less.
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This sounded like "celebrities" threatening to leave the country if 'HE' wins. Same $hit over and over. What's galling is their belief that anyone cares. Same problem here. No one cares if another snowflake melts, we'll keep drinking the water.
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As a Battlecry this would have been sweet, but as a deathrattle - so-so. It does need to be killed, so there's that, and the resulting tokens will slide across the Magic Carpet quite nicely. Playable.
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Crystal Stag is an interesting idea, but unfortunately it's not a great value when returned to the field by Witching Hour. You don't get the battlecry and a 4/4 rush for 3 mana when what you really need is a big taunt or threat is disappointing. Even if you double it's health first with Predatory Instincts and drop two 4/8 rush cards, you had to have first restored 5 health (not just cast a heal 5 spell) and played a somewhat dead card in Predatory Instincts that cost 4. It just requires too many cards, in sequence, muddies the rez pool and slows your win condition. If the stags rezzed back as a 4/8 it might be an include, but they aren't.
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A robot wouldn't care, and I can't prove anyone on the other end is sentient or human, so why bother.
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I like the deck, but why the Hench-Clan Shadequill, just good stats/value or is there a combo I'm missing?
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Linking salt thread as a way to shut people up, is not cool anymore. The poster IS playing warrior and is observing how powerful it is.
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Nice card, but concerned it will be too racy for the Chinese communist party. Look for a fabric cover-up soon.
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Thank the communist part of china (CPC) and blizzard/activisions obeisance to them to stay in that market. Expect more changes to come.
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"I clear their board once or twice, play Reno and win" and that's somehow ingenious, creative, strategic or fresh?
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TDS fail. That's orange or Cheeto or whatever the powerless millennials are wailing and gnashing about these days on gaming sites and tech blogs, at least get the food right ;)
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A paladin weapon needs to be 4 damage or more. Almost entirely because of rogue's guaranteed manbearpig hench-clan thug.
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Let me be the four-millionth person to pour salt on the odd paladin deck, the most mindless, predictable cancer on the game. That's too kind actually, as cancer is a complex, indefatigable and worthy adversary, unlike this deck. Despite all the shaming, all the flaming, and all the creative deck builders who point out what a gutter deck this is, it still shows it's face. Lower than hot-buttered smegma, lower than spousal abuse, lower than taxation without representation, one should feel shame every time they click 'copy deck' and then foist it upon others.
Like a Yugo showing up at the SEMA car show. Like a bridegroom with a mullet. Like gifting a cold-sore to a family member.
Enjoy your auto-concede win, as soon as Baku streaks across the screen, knowing that not only did you troll another player, but your whole existence, all the way back to the first teacher who ever cared for you.
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Even better, don't close your hearthstone client, just minimize it. Eventually it will log you off. The "winner" can keep on playing the rope. /evil
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The auto-squelch plugin is the way to live. You'll never know what that malcontent sick animal is emoting on the other side. There is only one person that matters, and that is you - it's your game.
https://github.com/ko-vasilev/hearthstone-autosquelch