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Quote from RazorKiller >>

There's just this wall at rank 9 that I can't get past this season. I keep queueing into bad matchups. Fuck this meta. Fuck it all. I feel like smashing someone's head with a fucking hammer. Preferably a Druid player. 

 Rank 9, thats where I was at too. Then 10, 9 again then aaaallll the way back down to 10 zero stars.

I just dont understand. Am I a shit player? Why do I face 5 zoo locks in a row, then when I switch decks frustrated I get a priest???

No way the matchmaking isnt rigged. I didnt want to believe it, i couldnt, but I cant explain this bullshit. Then I switch to Odd Pally and I get 3 rogues who all remove everything I play. How? How is this possible? Is someone fucking with me?

Quote from Apoc7 >>

Quote from lite0 >>

am i the only one who hates Academic Espionage rogue?  people always play this deck and go "hurr durr everyone else plays meta decks while i just want to have fun", then proceed to play 1 mana UI or 1 mana voidlords.  I get that the deck is slow/rng/inconsitent but it's so annoying to play against this bullshit.  There is no skill involved for either player because you have no ability to play around anything, you're just throwing stuff at the board and seeing what happens.  It's not fun to easily smash their face while they play one mana garbage cards and it's not fun to get shut out by them Sprinting ridiculous unpredictable value in their hand.  

 

 

 Yea I seriously hate this card, just another one of Blizzard's many cards that tries to kill attrition control decks. Fuck this company

 Annoying as fuck. Priest got a lot of flak for playing with his opponent's cards but at least there was no card that copied TEN class cards and put them at one mana. Hideous.

I don't like this. Probably some bullshit OTK cards incoming...

OP Zoolock card. Blizzard has lost the plot...

Quote from Kyomugen >>

Vilespine Slayer doesn't care.

 Vilespine Slayer is rotating out in less than 6 months.

 I love playing Wild games because it really isn't the same 5 decks you encounter in Standard.

No, in Wild you just get to lose in new, surprising ways if you don't have a huge collection and have been playing since Beta.

You are never going to draw tons of people into the mode. Getting enough cards for standard is already a challenge for many.

Can everyone stop PLAYING Hunter. Not literally everybody, but everyone who decided to craft Zul Jin day 1 and play nothing but Spell Hunter.

Who cares about the winrate? It is annoying as fuck and needs to be destroyed. 

This meta is just as shit as Boomsday. Kingsbane, Jaina, Spell Huntard and of course Taunt Druid.  Stupidly overpowered netdecks that are all exactly alike. And the expansion has been out what, a week? The only thing missing is some Zoo Warlock variant.

Blizzard just lost the plot. They are lost. They don't know how to make a game fun anymore, not since Ungoro. It is so annoying because gameplay wise there is no comparable game on phones. But it has gotten so, so shit...

 These decks look very familiar. So basically, all Rastakhan did was add a few legendaries to the mix.

Like ''summon Ragnaros AGAIN but this time for 7 mana with a bonus 4/4''.

golden animation is horrifying 

Youthful Brewmaster  : 

The most fun way to watch your opponent forfeit out of rage is Shrinkmeister + Cabal Shadow Priest their Ysera. I wouldn't advise accepting their friend request after the match though.

And then one day... Evil Heckler goes to Neptulon and says, "Yo momma was a Murloc!"

HOOT HOOT MOTHERF***KER

do you like golden animation?

Everyone thinks this card is bad but try running it once you kill that turn 2 haunted creeper by playing innervate coin hemet you'll change your mind.

"If the face plays taunt, me still go face.

If the face has taunts as a hero power from the start, I scream and run the other direction." ~Face Hunter

I think his artwork is much better if you use his WC3 / HotS / TK look rather than the Fel one.

Quote from Sanelis jump

Mysterious Challenger is the clearest example of seemingly imbalanced card.

6 mana 6/6 spawn 5 secrets? OMG SO OP pls nerf.

But Challenger Paladin is not overpowered. because the rest of the deck has to suck.

This is exactly the same case as with Mad scientist. (2 mana 2/2 spawn a secret) For similiar reason Mechwarper might seem overpowered. Or Divine Spirit Inner Fire deck. Or Malygos Shaman. Or Giants and Twilight Drake. You need to see the bigger picture.

And that's why i personally LOVE Mysterious Challenger. It's so strong the turn it comes out you have to figure out it's balanced somehow. You have to notice that the rest of the deck is really subpar. And that mindset can enable the new player to figure out other things he complains about.

But the rest of the deck doesn't suck. The deck as a whole might be bad without mysterious challenger, but that doesn't mean its other parts lack ooomph. That this simple mysterious concept eludes people who discuss this deck is strange. They'd probably grasp it pretty quick if we were discussing something ala mech-mage.

But thanks for assuming everyone who disagrees with you is bad, while at the same time failing to grasp a basic lesson of deck construction.