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Manhands of Ceremonies

Manhands of Ceremonies LOL

I Honestly i can't stop looking at these man hands. It's sucking me into the abyss. It's so bad. 

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appreciate her tits.

This is 100% the reason it won the Vote by a landslide. Ben Brode even acknowledged that the other card was much more interesting but people would vote for this one anyway.

Well i know personally that's why i voted for this card. The question is, was the tits worth it? I think a lot of people took what Ben Brode said as 'it's gonna be another stupid bad card'' when applying that it's crazy. I think people were ready and wanting to see a solid good card  which contributed to this cards vote. It definitely gave the indication this was gonna be vanilla but very strong card. Kinda a let down.

Honestly didn't notice the bewbs.  I just liked the colors and the art work.  now I can't stop seeing the boobs every time I look at it.

You have been corrupted.

Didn't the other one also have bewbs?

Yes but very small ones that were hard to make out. You know what else you won't able to un-see? Look at her rough man hands.

I hate you.

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appreciate her tits.

This is 100% the reason it won the Vote by a landslide. Ben Brode even acknowledged that the other card was much more interesting but people would vote for this one anyway.

Well i know personally that's why i voted for this card. The question is, was the tits worth it? I think a lot of people took what Ben Brode said as 'it's gonna be another stupid bad card'' when applying that it's crazy. I think people were ready and wanting to see a solid good card  which contributed to this cards vote. It definitely gave the indication this was gonna be vanilla but very strong card. Kinda a let down.

Honestly didn't notice the bewbs.  I just liked the colors and the art work.  now I can't stop seeing the boobs every time I look at it.

You have been corrupted.

Didn't the other one also have bewbs?

Yes but very small ones that were hard to make out. You know what else you won't able to un-see? Look at her rough man hands.

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appreciate her tits.

This is 100% the reason it won the Vote by a landslide. Ben Brode even acknowledged that the other card was much more interesting but people would vote for this one anyway.

Well i know personally that's why i voted for this card. The question is, was the tits worth it? I think a lot of people took what Ben Brode said as 'it's gonna be another stupid bad card'' when applying that it's crazy. I think people were ready and wanting to see a solid good card  which contributed to this cards vote. It definitely gave the indication this was gonna be vanilla but very strong card. Kinda a let down.

Honestly didn't notice the bewbs.  I just liked the colors and the art work.  now I can't stop seeing the boobs every time I look at it.

You have been corrupted.

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appreciate her tits.

This is 100% the reason it won the Vote by a landslide. Ben Brode even acknowledged that the other card was much more interesting but people would vote for this one anyway.

Well i know personally that's why i voted for this card. The question is, was the tits worth it? I think a lot of people took what Ben Brode said as 'it's gonna be another stupid bad card'' when applying that it's crazy. I think people were ready and wanting to see a solid good card  which contributed to this cards vote. It definitely gave the indication this was gonna be vanilla but very strong card. Kinda a let down.

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This is obviously a buff for Ancient Mage. But in all seriousness good card, not meta changing but good.

1/10 will play this card because they think it's good.

10/10 will play too make gold version and appreciate her tits.

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Pretty sure we're agreeing with one another that 4 Health is completely removable on curve, even though that situation is unlikely to ever happen vs a good opponent.

Master of Ceremonies just isn't going to see the miracle value early-game for the forseeable future. If it is played it's more likely to come down late game and buff off an Azure Drake or something.

Yeah pretty much. Why i was saying earlier in the thread that Volcanic Drake outclasses this card since they both get played mid-game except the Drake has stronger synergies and more easy to pull off.

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Saying Mortal Strike or Heroic Strike  are ways to dispose of 4 Health minions is a little bit silly. But you are correct that if Master of Ceremonies goes down on Turn 3 and triggers it's Battlecry that means the player already played a Spellpower minion on Turn 1 or 2 and therefore quite possibly didn't remove your 1 or 2 drop and thus there are many methods of removal for 4 Health.

Am talking by Arena standards...I tend to do that since 99% of my time spent is there. It's no more ground breaking then a Priest Velen's Chosen on turn 3..But keep in mind if this is constructed terms that means it's Bloodmage and your sacrificing it's value to get the Battlecry trigger so it's a ling/lang. Then a Druid swipes it. It's strong but nothing special.

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Also, for the argument of '4 health is bad' do realize that, on curve, there is only one way to remove using 4 damage. And that involves Shadow Bolt. All other classes require 2 mana spell and ping. And that's a turn 4 they'l never get back.

Until more 3 mana 4 damage removal is released in the game, this minion's 6/4 actually saver then one realizes.

Flamecannon Hunter's Mark Eviscerate Earth Shock Lava Burst  Soulfire Power Overwhelming [/card] [card]Mortal Strike  Heroic Strike

And chances of your opponent not having a single minion on board is super unlikely which now opens up 30 other counters.

Stop saying silly things.

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It's actually sad and Trump said it well how these developers are creating such shit cards and doing a poor job.

If Argent Watchman was a 3/4, instead of a 2/4

Wrathguard a 3/4 instead of a 4/3

Demonfuse give +4+4 instead of +3+3

Wilfred Fizzlebang a 5/5 instead of 4/4

This would be a lot better looking expansion sparking some excitement. Instead were getting this poorly executed unplayable trash. Just listed a few but it's the same case for most of the cards revealed so far. Even this Master of Ceremonies could have been executed better like a 2/2 for 2 mana and you get the +2/+2 still with a spell damage minion in play.

You do realise they have fairly predictable mana value that they assign to stats and text and all cards have to lie pretty much along that line right? Anything that is going to be above that line either because of total stats or sheer effect potency needs something holding it back or it's just plain overpowered.

Argent Watchman I can't accurately judge without some play, it's probably going to be shit except in a niche deck.

Wrathguard as a 4/3 is already stupidly powerful, if it were a 3/4 then gg every other class, well played, get rekt son.

Demonfuse is clearly intended to be a slower Demonfire. The drawback means early-game it's probably poor value but past turn 7 or 8 it's actually pretty good. If it was +4/+4 then Warlock could just stack it with Power Overwhelming for ludicrous burst damage late game far too easily. Even at +3/+3 if you used 2x Demonfuse with 2x Power Overwhelming that's +14 Attack for 6 Mana which is a bit stupid, even stupider if you throw them on an Arcane Golem and it's 18 damage for 9 Mana. Sure that's not always going to happen but the possibility in a deck like Warlock with such reliable draw is scary.

Wilfred Fizzlebang is *probably* a poor card, but for something with that effect they have to side with caution because the possibility of getting a free Mal'ganis/Jaraxxus and having a good body is risky as fuck.

Obviously you're a Warlock player upset that Warlock is never viable and desperately needs a lot of buffs to make it competitive. I hope Anub'arak makes you happy on Wednesday, but somehow unless it's a 6/10 for 5 mana with Stealth I somehow doubt it.

 

 The 3/4 Totem for Shaman (Overload 1) is fairly on par if the Wrathguard was 3/4 as well with the damage draw back. A 3/4 has more dmg taken with the extra health which balances it nicely.

The examples your using for Demonfuse is Unicorn land gibberish, if it was +4+4 it would be very exciting and balanced. Demonfire is simply better and that card doesn't see play so Demonfuse will defiantly not see play.

Wilfred is just plain under powered..No reason it couldn't be a 5/5.

Anub'arak is a Rogue card no?? I am a lock player for the most part...Still waiting on a playable card...Only thing i got so far is playing a single Wrathguard into aggro deck because running double Wrathguard is way to much self dmg and potential for bad things.

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Judging wilfred fizzlebang NOW is the most stupid thing you can do.

Saying what you just said is the most stupid thing you can do.

PS - Here i'll even explain for you. Emperor Thaurissan outclasses Wilfred in every way since it's guaranteed value when played and also is a better body for same mana cost. Wilfred has to survive a turn to get value which is extremely unlikely and even if you waited until turn 8 in either case you have to be already ahead or the luxury to have such a weak slow turn which is also unlikely, also Emperor Thaurissan requires no such wait. Then there is the problem of the RNG involved past this where you actually need to get a high cost minion to make Wilfred worth it since your probably only gonna get a single crack at it..Go back under your bridge man. Any skilled player can already say it's outclassed and trash.

Only way this card is playable....Give +4+4 or +4+4 / deal 4 dmg to a minon....Basically 2 Demonfires in one with the drawback.

It's actually sad and Trump said it well how these developers are creating such shit cards and doing a poor job.

If Argent Watchman was a 3/4, instead of a 2/4

Wrathguard a 3/4 instead of a 4/3

Demonfuse give +4+4 instead of +3+3

Wilfred Fizzlebang a 5/5 instead of 4/4

This would be a lot better looking expansion sparking some excitement. Instead were getting this poorly executed unplayable trash. Just listed a few but it's the same case for most of the cards revealed so far. Even this Master of Ceremonies could have been executed better like a 2/2 for 2 mana and you get the +2/+2 still with a spell damage minion in play.

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6/4 isn't that good, and it synergises with broodmage but what are the odds of getting both bloodmage and this card when you need them... 

Even if you did you lose all the value of Thalnos.........So it still wouldnt be good.