Hearthpwn

Self flagellation with a monk flail builds character.
Summon
"You'll face worse than this!"
Attack
"No, like this!"
Death
"My last gift...to you..."

Designed as an early game aggro card for Priest. While the body is vanilla for its cost to have such an intense battlecry, Healing on 2 mana with a body is such a boon that it balances out. While it might not have the largest effect coming down on the board, it's a humble and effective early game card, with the potential for stabilizing if comboed with N'Zoth or Resurrect effects, whether it's against aggro, or if you got unlucky in a control match up. A balanced card with a powerful enough upswing that Blizzard could very well print in an upcoming set.

Flavour Text: "You don't have to worry about beating the lines. Bolf and Lebron just don't draw the same crowds they used to."

So help me, the Joust Mechanic had promise, and I really want to see it made a thing.

Idea is simple: you can unroot your Protector to fight enemies in melee, or root him to attack them with rocks - just like in Warcraft III.
First option gives you strong 2 drop, while second option gives you Druid version of Demolisher.