Hearthpwn

Preface: For obvious reasons the individual must remain anonymous. For reading purposes however, we will refer to him as Frank.

Me: Hey Frank nice to hear from you.

Frank: Likewise.

Me: So let's get right into it. How do you feel about the current state of Hearthstone?

Frank: Well, so far I think we have been doing some new and exciting things. Death Knight has been received well. 

Me: Many players are not very happy with Death Knight's inclusion as it has been dominating the meta though.

Frank: There will always be players who feel underwhelmed. That's the nature of the business. We had similar feedback when we introduced Demon Hunter but now it's a popular class. These things take time. I'm sure Death Knight will eventually reach that level of popularity.

Me: Do you see an issue with Hearthstone as a whole - it's popularity declining as a cause for concern?

Frank: These kind of things have ebb and flows. In terms of free to play games, Hearthstone has been around for a long time. We take pride in that. A lot of people predicted it's demise when Brode left but here we are years later. Hearthstone is still strong.

Me: Do you see it ever being as popular as it was in let's say 2017?

Frank: Time flies huh? That was before my kid was born. (laughs). But seriously, who knows? All we can do is keep pushing along and continue to make an entertaining product.

Me: Have you even visited the Hearthpwn website and checked out the salt thread?

Frank: Once a year or so ago. I didn't take it too seriously. People have valid complaints even if I feel some are over the top.

Me: Any hints on the next expansion?

Frank: Sorry, you'll have to wait! In the meantime, keep enjoying Hearthstone. It's still fun and addictive.

Me: Fuck you Frank.

Frank: Fuck you too, dickhole. (laughs)

(Conversation ends)

I'm hoping to have another convo in the future. Are there any questions you guys can think of to ask?

Was it really ever fun to begin with? There is a reason the salt thread is over a thousand pages long.

When will the day come when the Hearthstone servers are shut down permanently? I predict some point mid next year. 

The problem with Hearthstone right now is it sucks.

Hearthstone was never really a diverse game to begin with and the fact it's not a diverse one now all these years later says alot.

Stop giving me cards I can't dust, especially golden copies. I played this game for a long time (even if I take weeks off) so I feel as if I deserve the right to dust these cards.

I haven't played this trash in almost two weeks and I've never felt better.

Only because I raged over a secret mage and threw my phone at my monitor which cracked my screen (monitor not phone because iphones are tough). It was stupid for me to tell him that I guess but at the time it was just something I thought I should admit. I don't think the problem is me though it's the fact secret mage is a cheat and a pain in my ass and the developers do nothing about it. I have a right to be upset. These cheap fuckers never let you do anything if you play a spell it gets blocked. If you play a minion it gets countered or turned into a sheep. I can't stand this fucking secret mage bullshit. Fucking noobs. So the problem isn't Hearthstone it's these dickhole secret mages. Get rid of that and then I'm OK.

Quote from Reviewer >>

How to test someone's insecurity: put others down at any given moment to convince yourself you are smart.

 Clever

Quote from Gusty >>

what?

 What?

Play as Linecracker Druid (if you can't beat em, join em)

If the other player concedes after getting your over 2,500 armor, smart

If the other player insists on trying to knock down over 2,500 armor until they fatigue, not smart.

Thank you for you time.

I enjoy milling priests in Wild, especially the ones who resurrect everything. I enjoy watching their cards go bye bye. Have a nice day.

This game is for cunts

Matchmaking is manipulated.

Quote from Zerti86 >>

remember the times when we played around cards...? when we predicted plays of our opponents...?

2023 now it's just turn 2 create 4 random spells, turn 3 add 2 random spells FROM THE PAST to your hand turn 5 fill you hand with random spells and then just yeet everything in there.

i've played single player card games where decisions were more important than they are in this sh!t game

 This is true. There was a time way back when where if you were playing Priest, you were careful how to play your favorite minion worried he would use Entomb. Just one example out of countless.