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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how utterly STUPID the Blizzard team must be, NOT to have added autosquelch into Hearthstone by now...

    A simple little feature that would improve the game experience for a significant % of the playerbase and would hurt NOBODY'S game play... and they are simply too dumb to do it.

    These people do NOT deserve your money. Toxic game.

     

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    My goal for 2020 is to prove I'm a lame fuck with a little dick. I'm going to do it by playing holy wrath paladin - and when I get the win I'll take a moment to tug on my tiny little dick and spam well played emotes. I want to have the username Iaxtonishere. Hope nobody else has that user name and is doing the same thing...

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2
    Quote from rogerdodger >>

    Played 9 face hunters in a row. Switch to control to punish

    next 10 games

    0 aggro decks all greeedy control

    switch to tempo deck to punish control

    next 6 games all face hinters

     

     Hearthstone non-random matchmaking is just ANOTHER reason I'll NEVER give them a single $ for packs. Lying fuckwads, claiming the game doesn't examine your deck in the matchmaking phase.

    And if any Blizzard game devs ever read this forum -- fuck you, you CUNTS for YEARS of no autosquelch. Hope your job gets taken you incompetent pricks.

    I fucking hate this poisonous, toxic, trash game - think my New Year's resolution might be to uninstall it. NEVER EVER SPEND REAL MONEY ON PACKS - YOU WILL REGRET EVERY DOLLAR.

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    Shaman is broken, so I've been playing fun decks at rank 5. Dragon druid is cool - just loses a lot.

    All those sad fucks stuck at 5 playing Shaman tho.

    Imagine playing Shaman in this meta and NOT being able to progress.  What a bunch of lame little fucktards.

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    And still every second game I play, the spotty little virgin I face feels the need to stroke the emotes if they think they will win. Fucking lame little pricks.

    Blizzard will NEVER get a single dollar from me for this shit while they don't put in autosquelch. Hearthstone is just, broken expansion decks, toxic opponents, no penalty for roping, one-sided games and a totally shit playing experience. 

    JUST NEVER WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS SHIT

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    Galakrond Shaman is ridiculously OP - I'm getting 70% winrate at rank 10-5.

    Typical Blizzard fuck up - they will do NOTHING to address the imbalance till they've made million$ selling pack$ to idiot$. Only THEN, once fools have spent money to craft the meta defining cards that prop up the top-tier netdecks, will they nerf some things.

     NEVER pay real money for Hearthstone cards. Stay free to play and drain their resources - maybe one day they'll stop the cynical cycle and actually release balanced expansions.

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    Well I've got enough gold in the bank for 30 decks in the next expansion. The only thing I like I about hearthstone is staying free to play to drain Blizzard's wallet.

    Current state of play: Murloc Shaman still toxic as fuck. ZtG still bailing out the highlander decks. Still no autosquelch. Games still being flipped from insane swing card randomness. Top tier netdecks still giving free wins.

    PSA for noobs: NEVER pay real money for hearthstone --only the truly desperate would waste money on this shit, toxic experience. If you pay to craft a top tier cancer deck, not only are you lame as fuck, and not only is your rank is meaningless, but your free wins will quickly become boring. Game is total shit. Never buy packs. Just don't.

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    Boys when you feel the need to touch the emotes at ANY time, just put your hand back on the tweezers and keep tugging your little peen...We can already tell you're a loser by the deck you're playing - no need to confirm it. We know how lame you are already.

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2
    Quote from Plesner >>
    Quote from HSDagon >>

    35 games with Nzoth Hakkar warrior to counter ape evolve shaman and i played against four shaman decks - 2 control shaman  1x overload shaman  1x murlock shaman 

    I know that if I switch deck to anything else, I will fight only with evolve shaman. What to do? 

     

     L2P

     Shaman player detected. Plays a deck that gives out free wins and comments L2P. The irony is lost on this one.

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    You'ld think all the lame, sad, little cumwads playing evolve shaman would be bored by now, but nope, there they are at every level on the ladder.

    How bad must it feel to know that your rank is meaningless because you are playing a deck that dishes out endless free wins?

    Probably feel even worse to play that deck and NOT be able to get to legend rank... guess most of them must be kids and just too stupid to learn how to do anything else??

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