Tortollan Forager is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. It's just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all at two mana you drop her on the board and that chill ass motherfucker gives you a minion to use later in the game. And you also get this adorable little 2/2 can hit things but usually is too harmless to be removed. But more than the TF is just so positive. It comes on the board like "BEETLEBERRIES! MY FAVORITE!" and I'm like "yeah TF i do want to eat a beetleberry let's do this shit" and when she attacks she's like"Try one! " and I'm like "yeah they are SO TASTY" She doesn't say some bullshit macho shit like "I will destroy you" she's just like "nah beetle berries are tasty" And it looks so happy. I mean this is an animate animal literally brought to life by sex. It understands it's life is a temporary depressing gift and the dudet is just fucking loving it. I mean look at her face she's just so happy. I am literally never sad when Tortollan Forager is on board. IDK if she's gonna make it into the metagame or not but for now she (or she) a pretty chill card
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No relation to the kabal though...?
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Infested, Senjin, or Stegodon.
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Uniform for them, plus its not like they were looking for slimy hentai.
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The cabal is a society of shadow priests that are basically a cult in WoW
Kabal is a gang
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Tortollan Forager is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. It's just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all at two mana you drop her on the board and that chill ass motherfucker gives you a minion to use later in the game. And you also get this adorable little 2/2 can hit things but usually is too harmless to be removed. But more than the TF is just so positive. It comes on the board like "BEETLEBERRIES! MY FAVORITE!" and I'm like "yeah TF i do want to eat a beetleberry let's do this shit" and when she attacks she's like"Try one! " and I'm like "yeah they are SO TASTY" She doesn't say some bullshit macho shit like "I will destroy you" she's just like "nah beetle berries are tasty" And it looks so happy. I mean this is an animate animal literally brought to life by sex. It understands it's life is a temporary depressing gift and the dudet is just fucking loving it. I mean look at her face she's just so happy. I am literally never sad when Tortollan Forager is on board. IDK if she's gonna make it into the metagame or not but for now she (or she) a pretty chill card
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To anyone who doesn't get it, he lives in the firelands.