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I feel like Blizzard is a hypocrite when it comes to nerfs. They nerfed Leeroy because it’s not fun or interactive to take 20 damage in one turn, but they’re ok with Giantslocks dropping 29 unanswerable dmg on the board on turn 6. What’s worse, it’s usually impossible to deal with for 7/9 classes so it’s literally a Leeroy combo that comes down turns earlier.

Giantslock players are just scumbags exploiting a broken game interaction.  They’re just bad cubelocks who need an uncounterable win con to get anywhere on the ladder.

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I swear to god, fuck every single cubelock player out there, every single one of these retards don't even know how to calculate lethal and the deck just plays itself, its ridiculous...

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THE HELL TURN 2 A 12/12 RADIANT ELEMENTAL. TURN 2!!!! HOW THE HELL IS IT POSSIBLE!!!! A 12/12  TURN 2!!!!!

 

 I believe turn 2 28/28 is technically possible.  Coin Radiant into double PWS (2/7), turn 2 double Divine Spirit for 2 mana (2/28) Inner Fire for 0 mana (28/28). 

 I would actually smash my phone to bits if that ever happened against me.

Actually I figured out something better.  The draw order can be switched up. 

Mulligan: Coin, Radiant, Radiant, Visions, Visions

T1: (draw PWS), Coin Radiant, PWS, (draw PWS), PWS, (draw Divine Spirit #1), 2/7 Radiant

T2: (draw Inner Fire), Radiant, Visions (get Divine Spirit), Visions (get Divine Spirit), triple Divine Spirit + Inner Fire for 42/42 Radiant on T2 going face.

 

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T1 Vilefin , T2 Rockpool, T3 the murloc that buffs health, turn 4 call to arms into 2 Righteous Protectors.

 

KILL ME NOW

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lol at this point my deck techs against cubelocks, aggro paladins, and secret mages and i win 70% of those matchups

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F*CK SECRET MAGE

F*CK SECRET MAGE

F*CK SECRET MAGE

F*CK SECRET MAGE

F*CK SECRET MAGE

Seriously, f*ck y'all Secret Mage, it's always the worst game to play. Where's the fun in that? 

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@Kaladin maybe you are not playing as good as you think;)

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this is now 11 games in a row. 

if you think i post here too much and am unjustified, please petition to ban me forever.

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this is now 11 games in a row. 

if you think i post here too much and am unjustified, please petition to ban me forever.

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I finally get what Kaladin is saying. Rank 5 is where all the human bottom feeding bm emoting netdecking assholes love. My Exodia Mage gets kicked by tempostorm netdeck Tempo Mages(exactly to the card) and the one non Mage deck was a bm emoting big priest who rolled Ysharaaj into Ysharaaj while my cabalist tome rolled two unplayable spells with 5 apprentices on board and 3/6 on quest.

 

 HAHAHA what u're complaining about man, Exodia Mage is the Utter NETDECK BULLShiT EVER! FULL OF FREEZE NO INTERACTION MECHANICS AND STUPID STALL STREATEGY. U SHOULD LOST EVEN UR SOUL AFTERPLAY WITH THIS NET SHIT

 

I finally get what Kaladin is saying. Rank 5 is where all the human bottom feeding bm emoting netdecking assholes love. My Exodia Mage gets kicked by tempostorm netdeck Tempo Mages(exactly to the card) and the one non Mage deck was a bm emoting big priest who rolled Ysharaaj into Ysharaaj while my cabalist tome rolled two unplayable spells with 5 apprentices on board and 3/6 on quest.

I’ve never seen more tempo mages than when I play Exodia Mage. I’m 2-7 right now.

Then when I play against a real deck, my cabalists tome gives me 2/3 unplayable spells when I have 5 apprentices on board. Fuck the rng man. Not only do I have to deal with brain dead mutherfuckers spamming spells to face, I also have to play around this rng bs.

Tilt2k I hope you enjoy your rank 5. You don’t fucking deserve it. You deserve to stay at rank 20, where your IQ is.

on a lighter note, do not play bring it on against Exodia Mage... You will regret it so hard...

Made rank 5 so I decided to chill and play Exodia Mage. Proceeds to queue into every fucktard with tempo Mage and even a zoolock. Of course I lost because I couldn’t draw the combo while they had a field day punching my face in. Rank 5 3 stars to no stars. 

Fuck tempo mages man. Go play a real Mage deck that’s not just HURR DURR ME SLING SPELLS AT FACE ME HAS SKILL.

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daily reminder:  are you a cubelock player,or an eboladin,or a mill rogue player?die as soon as possible.

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It is happening because you are playing that stupid deck

I swear to Tirion's Soul if I get 6 Voidwalkers from Bloodreaver Gul'Dan in the mirror match again, I will replace Gul'dan's warlock tomes with manga. 

Seriously though. How do you know what demons will get summoned? Is it just the most recently dead ones?