Hearthpwn

Seems that you people don't understand how important and serious this thread is AMSFASJFSAOFKSA:FKASFKSAL:FKLSAFKSA:LFKASFUSA>FCKTARDSEATMYASSHOLE NAPS

Classic story that i am so tired of. Opponent has 15 sec or more while i have 4-5 sec MAX to play my shit. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? ITS REALLY NOT WHAT IS WRITTEN ON THE CARD? STUPID DUMBFACKS 

Fun cards like : Champion Nexus saarad, Summoning stone, even scarab i find hard to implement, i've experimented with dragon shaman, dragon mage, and some other stuff and found out this much.

Meta= Every deck needs at least 2 or more ways to heal, at least 6 disables (2-3 small and 2-3 big boardclears) and sometimes even more.  (IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY TRYING NOT TO PLAY SECRET SHIT, FACESHIT AND PRIEST SHIT)

I am talking about playing a game for more than 12 turns...not ,,fun and fast'' cause people like no brain winning.

Sludge belchers are a MUST. And lets not talk how important are turns 1 and 2 if you can manage to get an early game minion. 

My point, hearthstone meta totally PUNISHES any kind of experimenting. I cannot have fun with control warrior, face hunter, secret paladin, freeze mage, floodladin, faceladin, malygos shaman, etc. These decks are working due to lower random moments or at least thats what i think. 

I play casual and play vs these ,,serious'' decks all the time. And i just cannot make FUN CARDS work. The closest to ,,fun'' came dreedstead warlock, but after 2-3 games i was like, meh, nothing special. My biggest complain is that any initiation to make something different gets SHUT DOWN completely by already working and popular net decks....casual seems even worse than eariler... 

,,well play tavern brawl you moron, that is mode made for fun'' ,and my replay to that is : ,,Get real, that would mean i can only play hearthstone 4 days in a month cause every 4th tavern brawl is amuzing to me, rest are total dog shit''....dunno, i quit HS before, came back, was better, now shit is starting to suck again....

,,dude, play arenaaaa, so much better'' or ,,play with friends dudeee'' ...can't replay to that, try playing with ,,friends'' and see how non-competitive and fun that is, gl not losing them in the process. Fuck this golden age of games where games are more frustrating than rewarding experiences.....

1st time i was happy to play vs secret paladin and faace hunter :D  just destroying their confidence with massing ARMOR :D THANK YOU BLIZZARD FOR CONTROL DICK HE IS HUGEEE

GREAT JOB BLIZZARD! NEFARIAN GETS  2 mana MIND CONTROL steals 20/20 and next turn gets a spell that fucks my taunt. GJ BLIZZARD FUCK YOU ASSHOLES

How to fucking counter dragon priest? If they get imba hand its almost impossible if you play an aggro setup, how does NOBODY SEE A PROBLEM IN DRAGON PRIEST? THAT shit is SOOOO CONSISTENT you never feel like you OWNED the priest, just oh god i was mega lucky he didnt get his cards.... 

PROBLEM IS 3/5  on lvl 2, problem is 4/4 on turn 1 problem is fucking piece of shit......

I don't really remember when i thought of myself that i know shit, but it was prolly after a few months of playing. Back then i realized that ranked is not for me due to 0 legendaries and useful cards so i started raping arena with 5 wins average. When i had enough useful cards i started playing ranked. Never had the motive to go below rank 3 since i saw it as too frustrating for a game.  

Lets brag a bit. Now i have all expansions, most of the cards that are useful and almost all useful legendaries ty to arena. F2P is real , 0 dollars spent on this game. 

I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I FINALLY GOT LUCKY TO GET RANK 5  NOW I CAN PLAY FUN DECKS FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO ROCK n ROll NAPS

What IF, Blizzard can make CASUAL where you can't play with NET DECKS? For example, you take all of the NET DECKS. 

I don't fucking care if you wanna PRACTISE your skills, go play RANKED where the real tryhards are and leave us creative people some space for fun.  Tavern brawl is too restricted by what BLIZZARD wants us to play, so i am not having fun for weeks in that shit mode. Imo only the GREAT SUMMONER was fun. rest is plain shit. So my IDEA IS: 

WHAT IF BLIZZARD FORBIDS ALL NETDECKS TO FIND PLACE IN CASUAL AT ALL? EVEN FOR A DAY PLS

Quote from Goge jump

The wording on this brawl is absolute trash like always.

Apparently:

* The health difference needs to be 4 or bigger.
* Random minion only gets summoned at the start of your turn.
* Can only summon 3-cost minions or lower (?) (needs confirmation)

I don't like it.

I don't like it. Shitty brawl.

Just make the card RARE OR EPIC AND PROBLEM SOLVED????

This card is soooo consitent in the arena and its ssuch an awsome TOP DECK can anyone not see THE PROBLEM IN THIS SHIT. I lost to almost every mage when i clear his board, trade minions and 100000 times he drops fucking KVALDIR FUCKCKKKKK

SILENCE I KILL YOU !!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHA YOU WANTED 4 SPIDERS , WELL NOPE MAUAHAHHAA

Amen! Lets get random cards and get rekt for no apparent reason. REKTing is real