Hearthpwn

kalecgos discovered by azure explorer discovers puzzle box of yogg wipes my whole board fills his whole board heals him to full

get me the fuck out of this game

yOuR wiSH iS mY SugGeSTiOn
 every single game

how can the same guy in 2 games in a row make a 10 10 edwin on turn 3 which i have no answer for

HOW

battlecry: shuffle a bomb on the top of your opponent's deck

"shuffle"

Whizbang gave me Gonk druid, opponent hunter drops DK on 6, grafts arfus, gets death grip, steals Gonk. grafts blowbat with poison, dire frenzy on it, wipes my board, i repopulate, masters call blowbat again. fml

i believe

this better be good I've crafted 2 deck of wonders for this

ahahaha this is horrible

+1

Yo.thanks for the deck i was stuck between rank 5-4 for a whole day(like usual).Ive been playing since open beta(or whatever that was),but never had the drive to make it to legend.Thankfully pally is effin broken right now,so here i am,closing at 55-27 from rank 5 to legend.I was around 20-4 at some pointbut oh well.I have no idea how i should copypaste my stats in,and im so tired,so you gotta believe me for now.Why would anyone lie on the internet,right?

edit:proof

You have written many words on why you disagree with Zeddy and see him as a debatable character in the HS community. Yet to my disappointment, I couldn't really see why you even felt like writing all this. I mean, were you under the impression that Zeddy is about to become the inofficially nominated spokesperson of the playerbase or something like that? Is this just about you not liking a Youtuber? Where's your motivation?!

I guess your point is "don't trust someone who portrays himself as a hero" or something along those lines. Which is... fine, I guess? Maybe you should have put that at the beginning. I recently watched one of the videos you mentioned (the one about HS cost), and I didn't like it, and I didn't like him. He was too much of an "angry gamer" for me to take seriously, in his attitude and reasoning (like carelessly exaggerating). So, I didn't really need some extra convincing. But thanks for the effort.

That being said, not related to Zeddy, just to something you have said:

I think no one who wants to join or lead a debate needs to be "morally pure" (whatever that is supposed to mean). If I was waiting for the saint of impeccable integrity to speak up on matters that need to be addressed, I might as well give up on these matters entirely. I'd rather have someone with questionable morals and history saying the right things (perhaps by accident), than no one saying them. I personally think it's necessary to differentiate between the message and the person behind it, for things to progress. Partially, because you can't realistically stay invested in some fields of interest, if you don't want to take inspiration from people who also said and did horrible things.

You don't speak for everyone. Your little Internet ego might make you think your opinion is paramount but sorry, Dakhrok, it isn't. I've had a blast with duels and know plenty of others who have as well. 

I so want to do this... but I know I’m going to dump out with 1 win and be really upset that I blew £10

It's real world time. I started last night, then finished today. "Congratulations, you took 15 hours!"

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khadgar giant conjurers 4 grave horrors

fuck you

 

"I can't believe my shitty aggro deck with no cards above six cost can't handle someone's turn 8-10 play"

 1.Khadgar conjuring on a giant definitely doesnt have to be a turn 8-10. That's a 5 mana play on a giant already on the board.

2.Lol that youre acting as if conjuring isnt broken

3.Why did you assume he's playing an aggro deck(only because most aggro decks are what I call spam deck, i wont challenge "shitty" lol)

4.It's been stated numerous times this is not a thread to be an asshole in.

5.Fuck off.

6.Have a good day though.

The biggest problem is rather that I don't get a blowjob after every game. And it would be easier to solve than people netdecking, too.

Yesterday i got tired of playing only against warriors...i guess the post about it es even somewhere here 2 pages before :)

So i decided, if they want long games, i make a thief rogue and we can have some long games, at least it will bo more fun for me even when i should lose.

Long story short...i queued into 2 Zoolocks and 2 Mechhunters and died somewhere between round 4-6...

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Coming from Magic, I don't really understand the complaint that Wild as an "eternal format" has a meta with high powered decks. You named 5 decks at the top of the meta, I know there are other decks that aren't as good like Aluneth Mage and Deathrattle Hunter, not everything wins because not everything should win. It's the nature of competitive card games.

 This.

An inevitable part of any semi-competitive, for profit collectible game is that some strategies are just more powerful and some cards are just more powerful. There will always, always, always be a "deck to beat" or two or three. There will always be a metagame.

For instance, let's look at Resurrect Priest/Big Priest, as that deck has had some amount of staying power and popularity for years. It is so powerful because it synergizes extremely well with big, powerful minions especially ones that have strong Deathrattles or "immediate impact" (in the form of end-of-turn effects or powerful passive effects). Resurrect allows you to follow a tempo-poor turn (summoning an 8 or 9 or 10 mana minion) with a huge tempo-positive turn (summoning another copy for only 2 -4 mana and then being able to play an answer alongside it). This play has only gotten more powerful as we've been given more ways to "cheat" those 8 and 9 drops into play like Barnes and Shadow Essence.

You'd think that as more and more cards get printed, it would be a less powerful strategy but the reverse has ended up being true - Blizzard isn't printing anything else for Priest to do that is more powerful than Resurrect, as if they did that would break Standard. Can you imagine how insane something would have to be to be a better idea than looping Obsidian Statues and Y'sharjj with resurrection effects? In no time at all, older cards would be power-creeped to oblivion which is the opposite of what most people want out of Wild, right?   We'd need something for Priest like "4 mana, if your deck has no minions summon The Lich King"...and even then, I'm sure we'd see spells-only Resurrect Priest to abuse it :(. Meanwhile every time any good "big" minion is printed Resurrect priest just gets a little more powerful.  Any time Priest gets a new tool to help ensure they survive to turn 6, Resurrect benefits more than any other possible Priest archetype because Resurrect is already the best archetype - the rich get richer.

But let's say they nerfed Big Priest TO THE GROUND - nerf the unholy hell out of Barnes, Y'sharjj, Resurrect, Shadow Essence, and Eternal Servitude. Every other class would still have options that would dominate.

Let's say you outright ban ALL the components of top decks now - let's ban Barnes, Y'sharjj, Vargoth, Resurrect, Baku, Genn, Kingsbane, Murloc Warleader, all of it. That wouldn't do what you want - we wouldn't suddenly see each class with 2-3 viable ways to play, all equally balanced. We'd still see within months a "solved" metagame with two or three top decks, as the "next best things" took off.

consistent top200 finishes. everything else its just grind 

Not really? If I get a cool play I want to play it. I don't think that's BM per se.