Well this new meta is weird and apparently engineered so that no matter what, I never draw a card I need when I need it.
Game #1 - Taunt Warrior (me) vs. Shudder Shaman - autoquit.
Game #2 - Taunt Warrior vs. Taunt Warrior. He has Sulfuron by turn 4. I can't draw a taunt to save my life. I'm scraping by on 4 armor per turn and topdecking into the handful of rush clears I have. On turn 9, I've drawn *ONE* taunt minion. Finally draw 3-mana taunt echo, play them all. Brawl clear. Top deck the other one, play them all, brawl clear. Top deck the 5/11 taunt creeper. He silences it. Top deck the other 5/11 taunt creeper. HE SILENCES IT AGAIN. Jesus Christ who runs two silences in TAUNT warrior!?!?!? I finally establish a board but his Sulfuron goes face, face, face, and I'm dead.
Game #3 - Switch to Rush warrior vs. Tess Rogue. Fox gives him brawl. Load the board, brawl. Load the board again, plays Tess, brawl clears everything except her AND he shadowsteps her back. Trying to play around Tess, load 2 minions, brawl, AGAIN leaves Tess. BREWMASTER HER BACK. WHO THE FUCK RUNS BREWMASTER!? Conceed.
Game #4 - Tess Rogue vs. Control Hunter. Opening hand: Tess, Vilespine, Leeroy. Mulligan all of it. Draw Vilespine, Saronite, Saronite. Hang into the game until I have 6 cards left. At this point I STILL HAVE NOT DRAWN TESS although I have played Minstrel *THREE* TIMES. Finally draw Tess, play her, he top decks a kill command and wipes me out.
Game #5 - Tess Rogue vs. Taunt Warrior. Same story. Hang in until I have less than 10 cards left. Still have not drawn Tess. I have played a total of 9 games with Tess since launch, and I have played her in a total of TWO games. I have only DRAWN her in about 4. And these games go LONG. Jesus.
Game #6 - Dude Pally vs. Shudderwock Shaman. Short version: load the board, volcano. Load the board, volcano. Load the board, lightning storm. Load the board, lightning storm. Load the board, saronite/saronite/random taunt total. Clear his shit out, Shudderwock. I just walked away. I don't have the 45 minutes to spare.