Technically there's already neutral spells, it's just that they're all obtained through minions
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Mar 13, 2016Posted in: Eater of Secrets
Blizzard: Glad you could make it, Uther.
Secret Paladin: Watch your tone with me, Blizzard. You may be my creator, but I'm still your superior as a paladin.
Blizzard: As if we could forget. Listen, Uther, there's something about Mysterious Challenger you should know. Oh no. It's too late. The players have all been infected. They may look fine now, but it's a matter of time before they turn into Secret Paladins.
Secret Paladin: What?
Blizzard: This entire deck must be nerfed.
Secret Paladin: How can you even consider that? There's got to be some other way
Blizzard: Damn it, Uther. As your creators, we order you to nerf this deck.
Secret Paladin: I am not a designer, Blizzard. Nor would I obey that command if I were!
Blizzard: Then we must consider this an act of imbalance.
Secret Paladin: Imbalance? Have you lost your mind, Blizzard?
Blizzard: Have we? Lord Uther, by our right of creation and ownership of Hearthstone, we hereby nerf you from your command and suspend your Mysterious Challengers from service.
Freeze Mage: Blizzard, you can't just...
Blizzard: It's done! Those of you who have the will to save this game, follow me. The rest of you... get out of my sight.
Secret Paladin: You've just crossed a terrible threshold, Blizzard.
Blizzard: Freeze Mage?
Freeze Mage: I'm sorry, Blizzard. I can't watch you do this.
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