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    posted a message on New Hunter Card - Tol'Vir Warden
    Quote from Asylum_Rhapsody >>
    And you think it's impossible to give Hunters comparable control support? No, it's perfectly possible. They just haven't done it yet.
    But really, there's no reason to be so vehemently upset about one card you don't think is great. Every expansion, every class gets multiple cards that aren't very good. It's not a big deal.
    No, sure, I know that there are going to be bad cards, but it really pisses me off when they make a card that could be playable in other classes, it could be fairly good in paladin, maybe even strong. But instead print another shadowbomber. And like... they know it.

    And sure, maybe one day in wild you could build a hunter control deck that would be competitive in the current standard... but by that time I'm sure wild will be on a completely new level of crazy interactions going on, rendering your frankenstein useless. I don't think there is ever going to be a standard viable control hunter deck, going by what we've seen up to this day... they release a couple of cards that look prommissing, like Steamwheedle Sniper, but never give it enough context... I can't help but wonder what the point is.
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    posted a message on New Hunter Card - Tol'Vir Warden

    After the release of this card I urge mods to add another option on the "what do you think about this card" poll. I need a "This cards makes me want to quit hearthstone" option.

    How can anyone not see that this card being added to the hunter class is a #$%# mockery. Here's a life fact for ya: HUNTERS WILL NEVER HAVE A GOOD CONTROL DECK. Why? Well, have you seen the hero power? #%@*, have you played the game long enough to be bored just about the sufficient amount to start doing science? The moment you go just a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle bit into less aggressive midrange territory, BAM! Your deck sucks.

    How the flying @#$& do you expect to play a FIVE MANA 3/5 and still win that game, as a hunter? Because 

    YOU DON'T

    This is just YET ANOTHER Shadowbomber, a card that makes ZERO sense in the class they are in, and will NEVER see play in any remotely competitive deck. In other words: a waste of time, space in the collection and ultimately your money. This is lazy and uninteresting  design, this is an insult to the player base, this is them saying "yes, we will print this and you will buy packs, and this turd is going to be in some of them, sometimes even golden, so you can love it and keep it forever in your collection as a token to remember how pointless your life is"... okay, I got a little bit carried away there, but you get the point.

    Why not make this as a paladin card? Hell, maybe even rogues could have better uses for getting rid of 2 dead cards and that 3/5 body. But no, make it a #@#&* hunter card.  

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    posted a message on New Card Revealed: Tol'vir Warden

    Why? ... Seriously, why?

    Might as well make a priest card that reads "1 mana, 2/1, battlecry: deal 3 damage to both heroes", and make it epic while at it. Oh, wait Shadowbomber.

    Seriously, is team 5 constantly high? Like 102% of the time? WHO THE FUCK PITCHES THIS IDEA? AND WHO THE FUCK RESPONDS "YES!!! THIS IS EXCELLENT, PRINT THIS SHIT ASAP."

    Can we as a community ask for anyone who agreed that this should be printed to be fired? I want to know exactly who the fuck is responsible for this, I want these people to stand by their piece of shit and take responsibility for their terrible decisions.

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    posted a message on Peter Whalen Talks About Quests & Reveals 2 New Cards!

    At this rate this'll be the first time I don't bother to buy pre lauch packs. Seriously, not one single card yet has impressed me, not one made me go "fuck, this makes it worth my money".

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    posted a message on Kalimos, Primal Lord - The HearthPwn Un'Goro Card Reveal

    What? You get to choose? %$#@, the effects are strong as #$% if you're choosing them

    Now it remains to be seen how often you can trigger it, as it requires a mandatory set up on the previous turn... but given that shamans naturally have more elementals, it's easy to believe that if it works, it's on shaman. 

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    posted a message on New Card Revealed: Sunkeeper Tarim

    Wow, such creativity, it's not like you already did a mass aldor peacekeeper at all; a mass keeper of uldaman is absolutely mind blowing. At least the stats make him playable I guess.

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    posted a message on Wonders of Un'Goro: Episode One - Welcome to Un'Goro, Galvadon Legendary?

    It wasn't as bad as the last promotional video they made, but... can we just not waste money on crappy videos? Like... focus on the game experience, the UI, new functions... once that shit is down, sure hire someone who knows how to produce interesting videos, but up to that point can we focus on actual relevant stuff?

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    posted a message on Is it normal to have erotic fantasies with Aya Blackpaw?

    No, it isn't. And the fact that someone would have the courage to suggest it is, even under the anonymity of a game related forum is utter proof that moral is in an all time low in western culture. That's why we're being attacked by kebabs and this is why we will have our Deus vult. May meme magic help us all in this cultural war.

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    posted a message on Year of the Mammoth Clarifications Roundup and Recent Blue Posts

    They're trying to make it in a way people can't be shamed by always having as favourite deck the current cancer deck lol

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    posted a message on Year of the Mammoth Clarifications Roundup and Recent Blue Posts

    I want handlock back, but I don't want echo mage back (seriously, f**k that deck). 

    Oh molten giant, why do you torn me apart like that?

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