Hey, so even if you didn't win the competition, you do win a prize from me. Custom flavor text for your entire class (except the Spellstone and Death Knight because you already made it). McF4rtson already wrote flavor text for his Sea Witch class, so this can kinda make up for that. This is also my second attempt at making this post because my computer crashed on me once making it before.
Prepare for trouble!
He's really lonely and just wants to have friends.
That's one way to fire up the crowd.
Poor Millhouse Manastorm.
Summoners have a very strict education system.
Mephilia likes to play Burnout.
Her animations only run at 30 frames per second.
It's both a unit of weight and a unit of currency.
You're telling me THAT swallowed King Mukla!?
Make it double!
A face only a mother would love, except that its mother barely loves it at all.
Azeroth's hottest rock band with the songs "Gimme Safehouse", "Paint it Blue" and "(I Can't Get No) Appreciation".
It's like regular anger, only savager.
Her mentor is none other than LLEEEEERRROOOOOOOYYY JJEEENNNNKKKKKIIIINNNNNSSS.
Some people prefer to call it "Creature Ambush", and some others call it "Minion Ambush".
(this is a reference to how the equivalent of minions in Hearthstone are referred to as "creatures" in MTG and "monsters" in Yu-Gi-Oh!)
You made it once, you can make it again.
Number 1 lesson in summoning is to not panic. Most people do it anyway.
The main reason Summoners never become good comedians. They're laugh always scares away the crowd.
I thought adrenaline was pretty wild already.
I think you mean "Azerothquake".
Finding glasses in his size is difficult.
But I wanted to go right...
But what would an evil counterpart to an already evil character be?
Most common way for Summoners to cheat at soccer.
Owns and runs Kofko Wholesail.
Whispers of the Old Gods + One Night in Karazhan
It's abandoned until an Old Gods decides to corrupt it.
NO, NO, NO!!! IT'S OLD GODS, NOT RUIN!!!
Some people are into it. You never know.
Surprisingly squeaky clean.
Literally just signs that say "The End" on them. They appear to do the job just fine.
Yeah, I definitely need to clean the carpet.
Not a big fan of Corrupt Fiverunners.
C'THUN WANTS YOU!!!
She's mad because she didn't get perfect grades in propheting school.
It doesn't run when it's on a shark. It's more like a Menagerie Swimaway.
A purrfect pun.
Mean Streets of Gadgetzan
Well apparently she cares if you control a Secret or not.
"Why isn't this in One Night in Karazhan" - Everyone when they look at this card for the first time.
You just activated my Trap Potion!
Has a hard time trying to get on the couch.
POTION... POTion... Potion... potion...
Fatale-ity! Get it?
Especially good at creating sock puppets.
"Help, I was trying to summon a Wisp, but I accidentally summoned The Ancient One."
Expert in cheating at Poker and Hearthstone.
Journey to Un'Goro
It's a great escape, but it sounds less great when you explain it to your friends. "Hey, how did you get out?" "I played my Great Escape spell card." *crickets chirp in the background*
A little bit different than a Stereologist.
Hornnose see, Hornnose do, Hornnose want to do it too.
Skipping across oceans isn't really its thing.
You're not dead. You just feel like you were 5 seconds ago.
A bit overcomplicated if you ask me.
If your bodyguard is so brittle, maybe you should hire a different bodyguard.
Uh, what's 2 + 2 again?
He's very thin skinned, so don't make fun of him.
Knights of the Frozen Throne
A tad undercooked. Just a little, tiny bit.
The Summoner equivalent of bird watching.
PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!
When Lifescales die, they turn into...
I'm sure you would like souls too if you tried it.
It's amazing how many Tuskarrs you see with Trouble up their sleeves.
It's not really a monologue when you did it this late into the game though.
Killing generations of rats is Mephilia work.
He REALLY needs to take a shower, like right now.
Kobolds and Catacombs
Never shares with anyone. Can't blame him though. Every time he tries, someone tries to steal something.
MRRRGGGLLL TAKE CANDLE!
You know how siblings are.
"I really should've saved my Pyroblast for that" - The last Mage who adventured into these catacombs.
But it's not even a hunter card. Why not call it Fortuna Summoner?
Creampuffs make surprisingly good guild recruiters.
Has lots of very interesting looking brothers and sisters.
Medivh used to keep monstrous animals in his menagerie, but it was turning party guests away.
Also known as a Carnivorous... Cylindrical Trapezoid. Whatever shape it's supposed to be.
Hope you enjoyed reading.
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