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Absolutely not possible. Everything is 100% random in the game. You probably just played the luckiest few elemental shamen that happened to draw perfectly on curve.
I hope the sarcasm is coming through ok.
If Blizzard was responsible for the World Series of Poker:
Oh my! Another Royal Flush on the river! That makes 476 hands in a row! What are the chances?
Tried making the #1 deck in the game according to Hearthstone Top Decks.
Turns out that if you aren't a "pro streamer" it is a 50% win rate deck. Just like every other one.
Go figure.
Remember when fatigue was a thing? Back when games went past 6 turns?
I can't remember the last time either I or my opponent didn't draw perfect cards on curve. Fuck you to whatever focus group told Blizzard that Hearthstone was too intimidating for new players causing them to make the game run on autopilot.
A once great game is now the equivalent of watching YouTube videos.
Remember when thought and strategy were still a part of Hearthstone? Good times.
The best part about knowing what we can't talk about here is that you can tank the games when it is clear that it isn't your turn. Once you hit platinum 5 just throw a few games until you start winning. Ride that wave to Diamond 10 then repeat.
I'm not saying that the outcomes of the games are scripted but two of my games are already contenders for best screenplay.
Honest question - does anyone really feel that this is a skill game?
Follow up question: of those that do - how many of you would bet real money playing online blackjack?
If you don't know after 3 turns if you are going to win the game you simply aren't paying attention.
I really need a "pro streamer" to do a tutorial on how to build a deck that wins in 5-6 turns. I have been playing for a long time but I can't seem to put together a deck that draws cards that consistently allows you to win in 5-6 turns yet after I win 4-5 games in a row it seems like I always run into these decks that are put together so perfectly that they win in 5-6 turns. They seem to have my number for about 4-5 games. It appears that they are just typical net decks but there has to be some tweak that I am missing that allows them to draw perfect cards on curve.
At this point it really does seem like they are just phoning it in.
I've been warned that pointing out the obvious is not constructive. Fuck Blizzard, fuck players, wishing cancer and AIDS on people, these things are all useful and constructive comments. Any talk about game mechanics or Blizzard as a profit driven company is strictly forbidden.
Based upon my current interaction with the moderators let me preface this by saying:
I AM NOT IMPLYING THAT THE GAME CHOOSES WINNERS TO ACHIEVE ITS STATED GOAL OF AN OVERALL 50% WIN RATE.
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT THE SAME PROGRAMMING SHOWN IN ZTG CONTROLS EVERY ASPECT OF THE GAME.
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT THE ALGORITHM IS RAMPED UP TO PROMOTE NEW EXPANSIONS IN THE HOPE OF GETTING NEW PLAYERS TO PLAY LONGER AND SPEND REAL MONEY.
These types of comments are not constructive.
If an opponent plays wrong card after wrong card and still wins it has nothing to do with any published goal. It is simply bad luck.
So fuck whatever players the current majority of people here hate for whatever reason! Let's hope they die in horrible accidents and get terminal diseases and other constructive threats and insults like that. These are the types of posts that help this community! If nothing else I am a team player.
Don't forget to subscribe to the pro streamers' various social media channels! Buy some more cards and make the flavor of the week net deck!
Pretty amazing how many games I play that end in 5-6 turns where I go "wow that was only possible if those cards were drawn on curve in that order.
Equally as amazing is after I win a few games in a row how many games in a row I will lose to literally the same deck drawing the same cards on curve. It is unbelievable that you'd see the odds defied in one game let alone so many in a row. Imagine walking up to a blackjack table in Vegas and every hand either you or the dealer got blackjack. I would think that they would shut that table down after a few shoes.
I've been warned that I can't talk about why this may be happening but I have a theory...
You probably got the same warning I did. We aren't allowed to talk about what Blizzard actually puts into print about their own game or the true believers might stop spending real money. So no more telling kids that Santa isn't real. Telling players to go kill themselves and threatening sexual assault on players is completely fine. Just don't pull back the curtain or you'll be banned.