Hearthpwn

Fuck this bullshit. Seriously.

Not only did he get Voidlord out first despite having 3(!) other demons on hand he gets a demon every fucking turn for 4 turns and top decks Doomguard on the single turn where he didn't for lethal the turn afterward with Soulfire on hand as well obviously. Just another reinforcement that this game requires 0 skill to do well at. It's a RNG shit fest.

Why does this fucking game hate me so much?

And that after a soul crushing run against PERFECT RAMP CONSTRUCTED DRUID, I'm talking Wild Growth, Mire Keeper, Jade Blossom shit.

I got 12 wins with a minion based mage deck that only had Arcane Explosion and Molten Reflection as sole spells... somehow. That's a first. I thought spells have increased showing, but nope.

In all 14 games, did the babbling books only gave me 2 spells that were good, one Blizzard and one Pyro. Other than that I got Ice Barrier like in every god damn match. A fair share of Glacial Mysteries and Freezing Potion was involved as well. It was actually laughable.

Went 7-0 to 7-2 to 12-2. Had some great non-obvious plays that would probably seem bad to some people, but ultimately paid off, since I had to keep a board at all times, so not overcommitting and keeping something to play every turn was key to get around clears, since I had no removal or clears myself. When and how to push for lethal was also sometimes odd and a gamble. I could stall somewhat good, due to mirror images. That also protected my board and gave me bodies to buff. Also had some curvestone luck here and there obviously. MCT was also MVP a few times.

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