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Hey there, fellow Hearthstoners!
I thought it would be fun to make a thread about the Best Hearthstone Jokes and/or Puns! Only one joke per comment, so other people can vote which one they like best. :D
Let me start off:
Hope you guys like the idea!
Moved to off-topic.
Q: What's the best joke in Hearthstone?
A: Flame Leviathan.
Die, mage!
Q: Why doesn't Sylvannas play Hearthstone?
A: She has no time for games.
Please report toxic behaviour and unwanted threads, so the moderators can deal with them.
Q. What card did Blizzard tank the most?
A. Flame Leviathan.
Q: Why did Sylvanas Windrunner only kill the men inside the Catholic church?
A: She let nun survive.
Feel free to add me if you play on NA! iMPose#1429
Q: What did Gul' Dan say when he stole Uther's shoes?
A: Your soles shall be mine!
Q. Why was Anduin afraid to go outside?
A. Because the light shall burn you.
What's the most powerful card in Hearthstone?
a credit card
If you're happy and you know it... well that's good :)
Where did Dalaran Aspirant want to go for vacation?
Ireland!
Q: Why was Lightspawn expelled from school?
A: He couldn't follow the rules.
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Here are some of the funniest and best puns from PunsVille
The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.
I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
Funny Puns - Best Puns - Cute Pick Up Lines - Dirty Pick Up Lines
Q. What does N'Zoth serve as card-drawing appetizers?
A. Loot Hors D'oeuvres
Jesus christ this is a sharp joke
Q. What is Deathwings favorite type of donut?
A. POWDERED, WITH CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I know, it's not very good, but I tried :P. )
Q: Where did Loatheb go when he got in a car crash?
A: The I SEE YOU (ICU)
Step-son starting to play HS couple months ago, and the other day, as he was getting tired of doing chores, he turned around and said :
''How long can this go on'' (Saronite Chain Gang much ^^)
"What have you got there,
PinocchioMalygos?"Q. Why didn't the undocumented immigrant attack the Mage?
A. He was afraid of the ICE barrier.
Why would you ever play Temporus?
For Tempo
Why does ben brode always order a Sneed's Old Shredder at mcdonalds?
Cause its a big mech
(Get it? Big mac, big mech, ok)
That's Incredible!