I am spending waaaaaaay too much money on this game, compared to the amount of time I am playing it :((( But I like opening packs so much and I don't enjoy arena that much.
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“If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” ― George Bernard Shaw
EU Legend: S52 (ZooHeal Lock); S76 (Highlander Hunter);
I botted to see if bots could play other archetypes than aggro, boring everyone involved to tears including myself. By the end most archetypes got less than 10% winrate, but it took a ton of lengthy, eye-gaugingly awful games to get there.
Oh, and I rope any netdecker who gets a bit too happy to get a casual win against me if I am matched up against them afterwards.
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Start of Year: Provoke the failure of 3 expansions, force nerfs on otherwise balanced cards, bring deckbuilding to an all-time low and get rotated one year earlier for being such a threat to the game's health. - Genn and Baku's historical entry on the White Book of Shit Design, shortly before retiring unpunished
I also once farted in my hand and smelled it after eating tunafish and broccoli. I passed out for a few seconds, fell and broke my mums favourite flowerpot.
Here is a list about some of my most terrible sins while playing Hearthstone:
1 - Just a few weeks after I started playing this game, I once trolled a guy on my friend list to death (but never insulted him ;)). I started the conversation with something like: "Do you really think you are a better person than me just because you hitted legend rank? Are you serious? Give me a break, dude... Try to be more humble next time.". XD The poor guy never realised I was trolling him. :P
2 - One of the first decks I created by myself was a priest one full of taunts, heals and spells to boost my minions' health. Then I proceeded to play some games against people on ladder just to annoy the shit out of them while roping every single turn. XD
3 - If I have the chance to select Hunter when starting a new arena run, I choose it without thinking twice and proceed to make a deck full of low cost minions and spells to smorc my opponents. Easy wins! ;)
4 - One of my favorite cards is Coldlight Oracle and I really enjoy playing Mill decks.
5 - Druid (one of the most overpowered classes in Hearthstone history) is my most played class by far (777 wins). :(
6 - I love to wait for the last moment to play my cards and attack face when I have lethal (especially in arena, when I have Pyroblast in hand and my opponent has 10 health or less ;)).
7 - I emote like crazy every single game and I have no intention to stop doing it. :D :D :D
I legitimately enjoy wasting my opponent's time if it is done through a ridiculous combo. I've kept Ice Cream Shaman games going for over an hour straight, love playing the Deathspeaker Geist warlock combo and chuckling as the 14 defile procs take up to 3 minutes to resolve after the game should have ended, or purposefully ending my turn each time without killing my opponent after I've ground them out of cards via Togwaggle & Azalina shenanigans.
Oh, and I enjoyed playing Undertaker Hunter back in the day.
I craft op decks after they get nerfed cause i only get the required dust after sometime. Find out the decks arent as good as ppl said they were. i wonder why...
Some people on friend list often share 80g quest with me. When I get mine, instead of sharing it with them, I go to find a new friend on HearthPwn for double gain .
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“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
I am spending waaaaaaay too much money on this game, compared to the amount of time I am playing it :((( But I like opening packs so much and I don't enjoy arena that much.
“If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” ― George Bernard Shaw
EU Legend: S52 (ZooHeal Lock); S76 (Highlander Hunter);
I have 223 wins with Big Priest...
I botted to see if bots could play other archetypes than aggro, boring everyone involved to tears including myself. By the end most archetypes got less than 10% winrate, but it took a ton of lengthy, eye-gaugingly awful games to get there.
Oh, and I rope any netdecker who gets a bit too happy to get a casual win against me if I am matched up against them afterwards.
Start of Year: Provoke the failure of 3 expansions, force nerfs on otherwise balanced cards, bring deckbuilding to an all-time low and get rotated one year earlier for being such a threat to the game's health.
- Genn and Baku's historical entry on the White Book of Shit Design, shortly before retiring unpunished
I loved Razakus.
I sold my main account last spring.
My second account was permabanned cuz abuse. Fairly.
One day this game will stop existing. I can't wait.
I love to make high synergy, low mana cost agro decks in wild and just kill people by turn 4 and I BM them the entire time!
I also once farted in my hand and smelled it after eating tunafish and broccoli. I passed out for a few seconds, fell and broke my mums favourite flowerpot.
I enjoy playing / seeing new cards that can enforce a Secret Paladin in Wild
-It's better to have something you don't need, than to need something you don't have
I defeat opponents using their own cards... and I enjoy it so much.
Here is a list about some of my most terrible sins while playing Hearthstone:
1 - Just a few weeks after I started playing this game, I once trolled a guy on my friend list to death (but never insulted him ;)). I started the conversation with something like: "Do you really think you are a better person than me just because you hitted legend rank? Are you serious? Give me a break, dude... Try to be more humble next time.". XD The poor guy never realised I was trolling him. :P
2 - One of the first decks I created by myself was a priest one full of taunts, heals and spells to boost my minions' health. Then I proceeded to play some games against people on ladder just to annoy the shit out of them while roping every single turn. XD
3 - If I have the chance to select Hunter when starting a new arena run, I choose it without thinking twice and proceed to make a deck full of low cost minions and spells to smorc my opponents. Easy wins! ;)
4 - One of my favorite cards is Coldlight Oracle and I really enjoy playing Mill decks.
5 - Druid (one of the most overpowered classes in Hearthstone history) is my most played class by far (777 wins). :(
6 - I love to wait for the last moment to play my cards and attack face when I have lethal (especially in arena, when I have Pyroblast in hand and my opponent has 10 health or less ;)).
7 - I emote like crazy every single game and I have no intention to stop doing it. :D :D :D
during the start of every season i hit rank 5 with big priest
I legitimately enjoy wasting my opponent's time if it is done through a ridiculous combo. I've kept Ice Cream Shaman games going for over an hour straight, love playing the Deathspeaker Geist warlock combo and chuckling as the 14 defile procs take up to 3 minutes to resolve after the game should have ended, or purposefully ending my turn each time without killing my opponent after I've ground them out of cards via Togwaggle & Azalina shenanigans.
Oh, and I enjoyed playing Undertaker Hunter back in the day.
I craft op decks after they get nerfed cause i only get the required dust after sometime. Find out the decks arent as good as ppl said they were. i wonder why...
Occasionally when playing against really boring aggro decks, I’ll just spam emotes on my turn until the rope runs out.
No you aggro net decker, you’re not gonna climb ladder quickly, win lose or draw, this match is going to take time.
Mmmmmmm.... Shadowy thoughts.
How much did you get for selling your account?
Mmmmmmm.... Shadowy thoughts.
Some people on friend list often share 80g quest with me. When I get mine, instead of sharing it with them, I go to find a new friend on HearthPwn for double gain .
“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
I wish true pain and suffering to everyone that plays aggro and emotes when topdecks lethal. I feel no regret about thinking that.
*Sizzling*
I have played during every ranked season, but never with a top 5 deck in any standard meta.
Not once ever.
I had a chance when I pulled both Shudderwock and Hagatha at the start of WW.
I refused.
I may break that streak during next expansion...
I greet every opponent, ensure I play my turn in a timely manner and say ‘ well played’ at the end (whatever the outcome).
feelsgoodman
There is only my justice now
Played 3 years, never even tried to build a deck myself (if that means changing more than 5 cards in an OP deck)
I like Kingsbane Rogue to smash only face. Especially big priests faces. (wild)
Also when I am 100% sure to win I start to spam emote to make the opponent concede.