Guys, the end may be near. The true source of evil in this world, more commonly known as 'T-series', is close to surpassing Pewdiepie and becoming the most subscribed channel on Youtube. That is why we, Felix's fellow 9 year olds, ask for YOUR help. You can help us eradicate the threat of T-series and make sure the world will be kept in balance.
I speak on behalf of ALL the 9 year olds when I say this: If you subscribe to Pewdiepie, we will forever remember your contribution to our holy cause. You will be honored as one of the 9 year olds who saved this planet and all its inhabitants. But you can do more than that. You can tell your family, your friends, your enemies, that one guy you know but have never really talked to, your pet, your pet's food, everyone on this forum and everyone in the online games you play, to follow in your footsteps and do their part as well. Together we can help Pewdiepie to put a stop to T-series' terror once and for all. Thank you, and may the power of the 9 year olds shine down on you.
You are right, however, my parents have agreed that me getting my required amount of sleep is not nearly as important as doing my part for the greater good.
You are getting caught up with Game Theory aren't you?
Well you're too late. No amount of subscriptions will save your precious pie. He's old news. A passing meme. The internet joke told in high school pep rallies by principals. And don't bother trying to bring in your Marks or Jacks. There's no stopping T-Series.
But I'll let you know that they are merciful. They know about Twitch and If you give up this fruitless endeavor you may subside yourself there instead. You can watch VODs and play games to your heart's content. You won't even remember about Youtube after a few years.
Or else.. wait. this is the place with the Trolden memes with the fun songs eh? Have you ever thought of a more exotic expansion? Maybe with a more Indian theme? You already have a Chinese one after all.
No matter. We can go speak to Blizzard. I'm sure they may be interested in something to bring in a few million more players and I'm sure you guys will love it.
@iandakar The enemy has finally shown its true face. I don't know what any of this has to do with Game Theory, but your poisonous words will not affect me! Go back to India and pray that we will be merciful once this is done, for your sins are truly unforgiveable...
Our one and only lord and saviour has reached out to us about a truly noble cause, possibly even more noble than stopping T-series:
(To be serious for once, as is further explained in the video, Felix created a fundraiser for the charity called Cry, which is trying to help child laborers in India and provide them with a better future. He will also be livestreaming tomorrow between 4 pm and 7 pm UK time to raise funds for this charity).
(And so ends the seriousness) I also bring even more great news! The youtubers known as Markiplier and Jacksepticeye have finally joined our cause, and this has resulted in a great victory for the 9 year olds. Here is to hoping we can keep up this historic battle against T-series!
So as you might already know, T-series is close to surpassing Pewdiepie (again), and because I don't feel like writing another essay in which I beg for everyone's help I'm just going to say: just subscribe already goddamnit. Thanks <3
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Guys, the end may be near. The true source of evil in this world, more commonly known as 'T-series', is close to surpassing Pewdiepie and becoming the most subscribed channel on Youtube. That is why we, Felix's fellow 9 year olds, ask for YOUR help. You can help us eradicate the threat of T-series and make sure the world will be kept in balance.
I speak on behalf of ALL the 9 year olds when I say this: If you subscribe to Pewdiepie, we will forever remember your contribution to our holy cause. You will be honored as one of the 9 year olds who saved this planet and all its inhabitants. But you can do more than that. You can tell your family, your friends, your enemies, that one guy you know but have never really talked to, your pet, your pet's food, everyone on this forum and everyone in the online games you play, to follow in your footsteps and do their part as well. Together we can help Pewdiepie to put a stop to T-series' terror once and for all. Thank you, and may the power of the 9 year olds shine down on you.
Doing your part, respect
Unpopular opinion: Rogue is OP
I don’t know what I just read, but I’m sorry I read it.
Your respect is very much appreciated, my fellow 9 year old.
Don't listen to him guys, I suspect he is someone sent by T-series to spread doubt amongst our ranks...
isn't it way past your bedtime?
Why u hav to be mad? is only card gaem.
Guys what are the printers IP?
You are right, however, my parents have agreed that me getting my required amount of sleep is not nearly as important as doing my part for the greater good.
what even is T-series
is that like terminators from Skynet's youtube channel
do they stream attacks on human compounds
or does that come later
Yes, I will tell my dog's kibble to subscribe.
https://www.youtube.com/user/tseries
I have to admit that it was rather painful to gather this information, but I hope it may help you to see the light, and contribute to our cause.
You have no idea how happy it makes me to read this, you are a true hero.
You are getting caught up with Game Theory aren't you?
Well you're too late. No amount of subscriptions will save your precious pie. He's old news. A passing meme. The internet joke told in high school pep rallies by principals. And don't bother trying to bring in your Marks or Jacks. There's no stopping T-Series.
But I'll let you know that they are merciful. They know about Twitch and If you give up this fruitless endeavor you may subside yourself there instead. You can watch VODs and play games to your heart's content. You won't even remember about Youtube after a few years.
Or else.. wait. this is the place with the Trolden memes with the fun songs eh? Have you ever thought of a more exotic expansion? Maybe with a more Indian theme? You already have a Chinese one after all.
No matter. We can go speak to Blizzard. I'm sure they may be interested in something to bring in a few million more players and I'm sure you guys will love it.
One does not simply walk into Mordor,
unless they want to be the best they can be.
@iandakar The enemy has finally shown its true face. I don't know what any of this has to do with Game Theory, but your poisonous words will not affect me! Go back to India and pray that we will be merciful once this is done, for your sins are truly unforgiveable...
i'm not sure wtf i'm watching but it seems better than pewdipie
Kek.
Our one and only lord and saviour has reached out to us about a truly noble cause, possibly even more noble than stopping T-series:
(To be serious for once, as is further explained in the video, Felix created a fundraiser for the charity called Cry, which is trying to help child laborers in India and provide them with a better future. He will also be livestreaming tomorrow between 4 pm and 7 pm UK time to raise funds for this charity).
(And so ends the seriousness) I also bring even more great news! The youtubers known as Markiplier and Jacksepticeye have finally joined our cause, and this has resulted in a great victory for the 9 year olds. Here is to hoping we can keep up this historic battle against T-series!
What is pewdiepie and T series? Are they youtubers? What is going on? Can you also help if you are older than 9? Questions questions
Do not worry, once you join us both your mental and physical age will automatically be set to 9.
So as you might already know, T-series is close to surpassing Pewdiepie (again), and because I don't feel like writing another essay in which I beg for everyone's help I'm just going to say: just subscribe already goddamnit. Thanks <3