I personally find it hilarious when I mishear a card's audio and it devolves into something hilariously crude.
For this thread, post one of your favorite quotes and state how it may be misheard, whether you're speaking from personal experience or not, all are welcome to add to the fun.
My first entry, as well as my inspiration for this thread, is the Hydrologist intro. Now, to me, it really sounds like "Yo, ni**a! I've done it!" And when combined with his tiny voice makes it that much more hilarious.