I feel you. I'm a bit older so when the urge hits to do the kimchi squat there's no negotiating - no 'hmm I'll just wait 5 mins then poop.' Oh no. You get the urge you go now. Luckily I use either phone or laptop so the game goes with me. Thanks for the opportunity to let me share.
Especially during a ranked match. Yes, this is a serious post.
Obviously in case you don't have a phone to take to the bathroom and keep going on with the match.
What do you do? Stay in the computer and face the consequences like a man, or run to your squatty pottylike a little leper gnome?
These threads get weirder each day, I swear.
Quality thread is right here.
I feel you. I'm a bit older so when the urge hits to do the kimchi squat there's no negotiating - no 'hmm I'll just wait 5 mins then poop.' Oh no. You get the urge you go now. Luckily I use either phone or laptop so the game goes with me. Thanks for the opportunity to let me share.
If it's the kind of poop you can't hold through one match, then it's severe enough for you to concede and take the loss
Seems ok.
how long does it take you to poop? just play your turn fast, dont end turn, and run like Usain Bolt to the shit hole
Come on, nobody here holds it for 5-8 turns until a game ends? Seems im the proud owner of the Sphincter Lord, bow down before him.
Dance, clench, and scream at my opponent for everything he does.
Say "Wow" for RNG!
Best thread I've read in weeks, this is how I will become legendary.
Misplay because I'm too focused on holding it in. Then I log out and finish playing for the day.
Honestly though, thank you for this thread.
Thank you for sharing your incredible adventures.
I thought this was gonna be a thread about toilet splash backs when your dung hits the water
I'll hold and scream at my opponent for every second he hesitates or thinks about his play. Hearthstone > poop ten times out of ten. Until it isn't.
I come back and Shaman is playable?? PogChamp
Well if you're like me and play Hearthstone on the iPad, then this isn't an issue.
I have a laptop, your argument is invalid!
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I just stand up, lean forward and aim for the toilet bowl like a boss.
Of course it could be an issue when I have diarrhea.
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