Gosh it's so hard to choose, I mean, Iron Juggernaut really knows where to burrow that mine if you catch my drift.
I remember having a six month thing with Faceless Manipulator, but it was way too controlling and kept trying to steal my identity.
I'd have to say that what my most desirable situation would have to be me, Cogmaster to handle my nuts and bolts, Shieldbearer because he's solid protection for a cheap cost, Maexxna up on the ceiling to provide some web in case I want to do some light bondage, Then for the finale I'll need Frothing Berserker because we both share an intense masochism that only fuels our passion, and the poor soul forced to video tape all of this will be Warsong Commander. She'll probably be crying because it can get pretty crazy, but she does it anyway because she made bad investments at the heyday of her career and now can only feed herself by filming sexual degenerates such as myself. I don't even do anything with the tapes, it just helps knowing she's there at her very lowest.
I had a lot of good times with Stormpike Commando. He's gruff on the outside but when you get past that big bushy beard and get a feel for those soft lips, then you get a real feel for his 'boomstick' ;)
Gosh it's so hard to choose, I mean, Iron Juggernaut really knows where to burrow that mine if you catch my drift.
I remember having a six month thing with Faceless Manipulator, but it was way too controlling and kept trying to steal my identity.
I'd have to say that what my most desirable situation would have to be me, Cogmaster to handle my nuts and bolts, Shieldbearer because he's solid protection for a cheap cost, Maexxna up on the ceiling to provide some web in case I want to do some light bondage, Then for the finale I'll need Frothing Berserker because we both share an intense masochism that only fuels our passion, and the poor soul forced to video tape all of this will be Warsong Commander. She'll probably be crying because it can get pretty crazy, but she does it anyway because she made bad investments at the heyday of her career and now can only feed herself by filming sexual degenerates such as myself. I don't even do anything with the tapes, it just helps knowing she's there at her very lowest.
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The Ice Block chick. But the voice on Mistress of Pain takes the cake!
Valeera. She's not a card, but come on.
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EDIT: Steward of Darkshire also looks to be pretty fun in bed ; )
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What the hell?
OP sounds like the target audience for one of those Japanese porn TCGs.
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Oh, I changed my mind... Stormpike Commando. ;)
Secretkeeper
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Because I'm married.
I had a lot of good times with Stormpike Commando. He's gruff on the outside but when you get past that big bushy beard and get a feel for those soft lips, then you get a real feel for his 'boomstick' ;)
Victory or Death!
Secretkeeper. Long blonde hair & tight body.
Kezan Mystic her chest has always got my attention.
I'd love to have a threesome with Auchenai Soulpriest and Mistress of Pain, but I've heard they are dangerous together.
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Shieldmaiden, because she always is protected
Yogg-Saron :D
So he whispers me pretty things before falling sleep.
CABAL. i'd let her change my mind many times, to be sure :p
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