Hearthpwn

This is so serious!

I like playing a little game called Chess lately. And we can play it for free in a site called Chess.com

If you never played chess before, I should tell you that you can play as a black or as a white. It decided random by the game.

Btw, I like playing white more, because you know, white is going first. Black going second.

But, my f2p game has been rigged recently. I play the game 5 times, and I got 4 times to play as a black!!! That's nonsense. That's very improbable. I pulled the black 80% of a time where I should pulled it in 50%. That must be rigged right!? I mean there's no way such ridiculous thing like that could happen. The game must have remember that I won more when I play as a white and now it's trying to sabotage me until I spent some money to become paid member. That must be the case!

So how do you guys think? I heard hearthstone community is expert at proofing a company that trying to rig their customer's game..

Ooh your snark is going to make these algorithms and data come at you with warp speed you sarcastic pleb! HS is rigged Chess doesn’t have the capability to make a card like Zephrs HS does!

Everything on this planet is rigged, relax.

Guess somebody Guess the Weight  10 times correctly...

The satire here is excellent, thank you for this.

But you just know that this is going to Devolve into a flame war with racism as the cherry on top...

Or maybe the tinfoil hats won't get the point and overlook this one. Let's see!

Quote from RealShamanistic >>

Ooh your snark is going to make these algorithms and data come at you with warp speed you sarcastic pleb! HS is rigged Chess doesn’t have the capability to make a card like Zephrs HS does!

 Do you really think, with all the spaghetti code that's already in the game, they'd make even more effort to change Zephrys's outcomes based on your current deck's winrate against decks similar to the one your opponent has?

Quote from Joshbuckler >>

Personally I auto-concede vs. white. 

It's been 1,500 years, please nerf already.

 such a good post! 

Tell me more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwOq8zB-ido&ab_channel=SuperDanman1234 

:) I was referring to the AI

Quote from Joshbuckler >>

Personally I auto-concede vs. white. 

It's been 1,500 years, please nerf already.

 Honestly yeaaa.. white might need some nerf. I'll wait for it.

And your point is?

That hearthstone is 100% strategic like chess,

without any algorithms defining win rates,

rng is 100% random,

matchmaking is purely based on rank rather than Rock Paper Scissors 

- useless post without anything to say 

I think Black is low key OP because you can coin out your Knight on turn one.

Quote from M0res >>

And your point is?

That hearthstone is 100% strategic like chess,

without any algorithms defining win rates,

rng is 100% random,

matchmaking is purely based on rank rather than Rock Paper Scissors 

- useless post without anything to say 

 Calm down, this is just an useless post about Chess. I was asking your expertise about this, here I never said anything you claim I said about Hearthstone buddy.

Let's focusing on proving how this chess match is rigged, ok? We know we are expert at proving this, right, just like the other days.

Quote from GStone657 >>

I think Black is low key OP because you can coin out your Knight on turn one.

 That interesting.. so white is not actually powercrept black to oblivion then..

because everyone who does not agree that the game has too much rng Just want the game to be chess, it is like the finer details for some people is just to complex to comprehend... make more jokes sure but you have no clue what you are talking about and it shows 

Quote from Rohriant >>

This is so serious!

I like playing a little game called Chess lately. And we can play it for free in a site called Chess.com

If you never played chess before, I should tell you that you can play as a black or as a white. It decided random by the game.

Btw, I like playing white more, because you know, white is going first. Black going second.

But, my f2p game has been rigged recently. I play the game 5 times, and I got 4 times to play as a black!!! That's nonsense. That's very improbable. I pulled the black 80% of a time where I should pulled it in 50%. That must be rigged right!? I mean there's no way such ridiculous thing like that could happen. The game must have remember that I won more when I play as a white and now it's trying to sabotage me until I spent some money to become paid member. That must be the case!

So how do you guys think? I heard hearthstone community is expert at proofing a company that trying to rig their customer's game..

 Hey little children, I know that u're some of those useless players on low ranks trying to draw some attention online. Chess is different use less than 1/10 of hearthstone Code in general.
Study some more than u can come back and mount your Team sicko to make fun of the real issues of this game.

You know what's the real issue and why I'm quitting after 6 years legend straight almost all collection except for Moonfaire? People like you infesting the community, Now I see this game is not for everyone, actually almost for no one, only the part that has no jobs, no life, or just ppl with enough money and low QI and rotten mentality to still spend time on foruns like this and reddit to defend a casino criminal system that is known now as a TCG or whatever some try to label this shit.
So good luck in ur shit rank little dude, maybe one day you will have rank enough and experience enough to come back here and see that the game is fucked up like you.
And I hope the admins of this site stop banning all ppl that speak the truth or try to clean the trash out of the site with real words like this.

Quote from Pr1ncipe4i20 >>

Quote from Rohriant >>

This is so serious!

I like playing a little game called Chess lately. And we can play it for free in a site called Chess.com

If you never played chess before, I should tell you that you can play as a black or as a white. It decided random by the game.

Btw, I like playing white more, because you know, white is going first. Black going second.

But, my f2p game has been rigged recently. I play the game 5 times, and I got 4 times to play as a black!!! That's nonsense. That's very improbable. I pulled the black 80% of a time where I should pulled it in 50%. That must be rigged right!? I mean there's no way such ridiculous thing like that could happen. The game must have remember that I won more when I play as a white and now it's trying to sabotage me until I spent some money to become paid member. That must be the case!

So how do you guys think? I heard hearthstone community is expert at proofing a company that trying to rig their customer's game..

 Hey little children, I know that u're some of those useless players on low ranks trying to draw some attention online. Chess is different use less than 1/10 of hearthstone Code in general.
Study some more than u can come back and mount your..

 Sorry I need to stop reading from here.

Because I am actually a game developer, qualified in both as an artist and programmer and now trying some new stuffs as a director.

Btw, what are you doing irl hey big grown-up guy? Because my daily job is always related to game development, I always read every player's topic about every game. That makes sense for me.

But you got your point, 2P chess is easier to code, just not 1/10, it most likely 1/1000 times easier. Anyway, you just missed a little, doesn't matter dozen and thousand is close, right?

But in serious notes, have you realized that I not talked about coding the game mechanic. Instead, I talked about matchmaking in start of game? Which is funny enough could be the exact same thing as hearthstone.

Omg! Did I just makes your face red there? I hope not.

I will be happy to meet you in a person. ;)

Quote from yepapapepeap >>

because everyone who does not agree that the game has too much rng Just want the game to be chess, it is like the finer details for some people is just to complex to comprehend... make more jokes sure but you have no clue what you are talking about and it shows 

 And here I thought you will never, ever, ever again, read the wall of text.

Dude, just stop playing.