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 Someone needs to let the bads know that they are in fact, bad.

 Right, because Rank 5 is so "bad". 

I logged in to let a-holes know that they are in fact, a-holes.

To the OP:  Congrats!

 

 

 Apparently stating the truth makes one an A-hole. I don't mind being called one. Getting rank 5 is super easy. Don't feel special because you hit 5. Legend is easy, just a grind.

 "Bad" is relative. So is "truth".

For instance, I just hit rank 12 for the first time ever. Do I feel "bad"? No, I feel great. And I've been playing since LoE, so it feels EXTRA great. It's been a long time coming. My personal "truth" is that this season was a success. 

Your personal "truth" is that you feel "bad" about not climbing to #1 legend on all of the servers this season. Therefore in order to feel better about your lack of success, you are required to shift your relative perspective so that your failure this season looks better, by comparison. 

Remember, once upon a time, you hit rank 12 for the first time, and then you hit rank 5 for the first time, and then you hit legend for the first time. 

Celebrate those milestones... its the PEPPER thread ffs. 

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Playing Wild, for a change of pace I decide to work on golden shammy with an old MalySham. Three minions in the whole deck, Barnes, Emp, and Maly, along with a pair of ancestor's call make a decently solid combo, though there's not quite enough draw for me (also corrected a noob mistake in the deckbuilding - I'd missed out the frost shocks, forgetting that they can hit dome). However, the deck has access to brutal healing, and I think I just broke a burn mage. After testing the secret - I suspect it was Runes, but certainly not a spell one - I managed a T6 Healing Wave with joust (The decklist gives a high chance of winning jousts when it matters). Opponent was so broken by it that they failed to play a single other card until they died four turns later. Feels good to break people :) 

 Got a deck list for this?

I'm trying to make a version of Maly/face spells work, but I'm not having any luck. 

avoiding from playing is my greatest vibes, at least im not spending a week posting things on salt thread

So happy that mage as a class is garbage tier I really hate mage in general

I like the Wild and the mechs and got lucky today opening 7 GvG packs...

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So happy that mage as a class is garbage tier I really hate mage in general

 How is Mage garbage tier? Right now Murloc Mage and Big Spell are both Tier 2. If any classes are garbage tier in Standard it would be Priest and Warrior.

Once in a while, luck is on your side. Playing a shudderwock shaman, things look bad. Only five cards left in his deck, double Mana tide totems out, still too many charges on my twig. As a last roll of the dice I naturalize both of his totems, filling his hand. Guess what gets burned as his last card? I felt a bit bad to be honest.

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Once in a while, luck is on your side. Playing a shudderwock shaman, things look bad. Only five cards left in his deck, double Mana tide totems out, still too many charges on my twig. As a last roll of the dice I naturalize both of his totems, filling his hand. Guess what gets burned as his last card? I felt a bit bad to be honest.

 RNGesus' 3rd Law of Hearthstone.

For every pepper, there must be an equal & opposite salt

After 2 "meh" arena runs, decided to go hunter. Got a decent draft and got Elise and King Krush. Never got very far with hunter, but i decided to go agressive. Turns out King Krush is my new best friend as I used him to finish 6 games in a row putting me now at 6-0. Last game the opponent put me to one life, sprung my rat trap, and got in the face with 17dmg instantly killing him. I bought King Krush a new leash, a new bone and a new basket as he is my new best friend ^^. Now where to put him, my room seems a bit smallish.

I just had an incredible game against Mech Paladin in wild. For reference, Boomsday Project isn't out yet. I actually forgot a bunch of the cards existed (Tinkertown Technician, Cogmaster). The real surprise came at the end when he played the Paladin DK, and I'm thinking "Yeah, I've got board control here, it's fine", then my subconscious starts yelling at me "HE HASN'T PLAYED THE SPARE PARTS HE GOT, HE'S GOT Auctionmaster Beardo IN HIS DECK YOU FOOL" which turns it into a serious race. Thankfully I win the turn after he plays Emperor Thaurissan, otherwise I'd be 100% dead. Great game, big surprise.

So I was playing my post-nerf meme version of my Spectral Pillager deck when I found out the other day that the interaction of Sonya & Mechwarper was no again working as it was pre-nerf 3 months ago. I tested out the original version of my deck before the April 16th hotfix and to my great joy the interaction was producing 0 mana Scorp-o-matics again! Thank you Blizzard for fixing this interaction and restoring it to how it originally worked with this last patch! I am so happy that I get to play my better (albeit still meme) version of my original deck again :D

If you want a fun meme deck to play around with I recommend you try my deck now that Sonya works how it used to again. The deck is in the sig (shameless self-promotion). Hopefully my fellow meme deck Hearthpwners will get the same joy out of the deck that I used to, and can get once again!

Had a super fun couple of Challenge-a-friend matches with Edolooper, the two most ridiculous games with my Tess Greymane deck.

The first game, we actually broke hearthstone. I was playing Tess and Edo was playing priest. I nicked a Psychic Scream off him and played it turn 7-8. I then played a charged spellstone, and a few turns later Tess. She Psychic Screamed herself into Edo's deck, proceeding to continue the battlecry on HIS SIDE of the board (seeing as she doesn't stop when she exits the game, unlike Yogg), including the res stone bringing back 3 minions. On top of that, the battlecry mist continued throughout the rest of the game.

Second game, Edo drops the Lich King who drops Death Grip. He death grips me and steals... Tess Greymane. Cue more ridiculous shenanigans all the way to fatigue all the way down to a russian roulette final turn.

Players make the game.

Playing as Deathrattle Hunter against Quest Priest (in Standard mode). It's turn 9, I craft a Stealth 6/6 Zombeast and place on the board with 6 cards in hand. Opponent is at 21 health. Decides that I can't kill him in 2 turns and plays Temporus.

Attack with Zombeast, Cube the Zombeast, double Play Dead the Cube and smack that face on the extra turn.

What felt good was the Priest not conceding when he saw the Play Deads

Just played against a mind blast control priest as a control warrior. My immediate game plan was to armor the entire game to get out of range of his immenent non-stop pinging, which was working decently. But when my hand got small, I got a nice little idea; let's Azalina his deck and beat him with his own plan.

I ended up stealing his (golden) DK, two Holy Fire for burn and heal, a Divine Hymn for more heals, a Psychic Scream, a Shadow Visions (fetch me that Shield Block), and a The Coin for good measure. The rest is history. Azalina Soulthief is really one of those few skill-heavy cards, because you give up tempo to steal their hand, and then you end up having the same resources as them; To take advantage of that takes setting up, taking risk, resource management, and playing around what they have. I love it.

I'll just drop the replay here: https://hsreplay.net/replay/eARSqVTEdRP2tR5NTPCzcj

COGGERS

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POG POG POG 

 COGGERS

When you play 3 games today, all with odd Warlock since you had a quest for 3 warlock wins...
And you win all of them against 2 burn mages and a miracle rogue :3

get fukt. FeelsGoodMan

When people insist they are better than other people but have simply spent £0000s on the game and can’t hold their own in fair tavern brawls 

The other day i was playing with hunter,i had hunter dk.Opponent playing odd pally,His board was full,my hero had low health.Hero powered.Got Vicious Scalehide and Exploding Bloatbat.

Feels good man.

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Once in a while, luck is on your side. Playing a shudderwock shaman, things look bad. Only five cards left in his deck, double Mana tide totems out, still too many charges on my twig. As a last roll of the dice I naturalize both of his totems, filling his hand. Guess what gets burned as his last card? I felt a bit bad to be honest.

 RNGesus' 2nd Law of Hearthstone.

For every pepper, there must be an equal & opposite salt

 ahh,that's a nice one.