Opponent drops a Nefarian, grabs a couple of random Mage spells, and I've got two Zombie Chow in hand, talking with a friend and we are berating poor Chow and how dead he was. Opponent was on 11 health, I was around 20. Certainly don't want to give him health... While we're doing this, I mindlessly drop an Emperor T and BGH on the board to clear Nefarian and reduce several cards... Look through them for a moment and it includes a Fireball and a Nefarian... Nice.
Then, everything goes to hell! Because the opponent plays a Nefarian-spawned Unstable Portal which leads to BGH getting blown away by a 3 mana Fire Elemental... Then Emperor eats a Fireball, also created by Nefarian. It was CRAZY.
So I turn to my friend and make a BOLD prediction. These terrible Zombie Chows were winners, dammit. I was going to topdeck Frostbolt, play Nefarian, get an Unstable Portal, play that to get Auchenai Soul priest and Frostbolt my Chow + Fireball for lethal!!! Okay, draw... Mad Scientist, cool w/e. Nefarian comes down... A secret, and Unstable Portal!!!! We chuckle. He Frostbolts Nef, drops Chromaggus and calls it a turn... Draw... Frostbolt! We were going crazy! This preposterous series of events is coming true! Just need that Soul priest... Do you believe in miracles!? Throw out that portal and get....
...a Young Dragonhawk.
...ahh, well. It was so close though and reminded me why I love this game. Don't even remember who won, haha
Had a game today where I got 3 triggers from my Emperor Thaurissan, then my opponent took it with Sylvanas and he got 2 triggers before I finally killed it. It was probably the longest I've seen an Emperor in play for.
There's no glory without a struggle. Trying hard with Paladin and just. blow. up. Back to rank six, as always... then get a 4 game winning streak going with the ol' Golden Thrall and a classic Totem Shaman. To that last guy that just got topdeck Bloodlusted into oblivion after an excellent Patron setup, I'm so sorry, that was the worst form of cancer.
Had a sweet moment in ranked the other day, going up against this control warrior I think as zoolock.
So I have a Nerubian Egg, Flame Imp, and Brann Bronzebeard all in that order. I play Jeweled Scarab and got that demon that kills your minions on either side. So I'm thinkin ok I'll just use my Power Overwhelming on the egg, kill his four attack minion, then after I hit with the imp I'll drop that in between them and make a pretty strong creature, as is a classic combo in zoolock. What I didn't expect was for that demon's battlecry to actually work twice.
So imagine my surprise when it eats those two minions twice because of Brann, and makes a ridiculous 17/11 that the warrior has no idea how to deal with, and he concedes the next turn XD
Playing a Bane Mage with loads of spare parts and up against a Renolock. I play Mechanical Yeti and get a Finicky Cloakfield from it when it dies. Turn 8 I drop Archmage Antonidas and cloak him. My opponent is clearly holding hard removal but can't use it on my Archmage. I keep playing cards with spare parts and every single one is Finicky Cloakfield. 5 times in a row. Meaning my Archmage was cloaked for 5 turns.
I still lost the game due to a timely Reno Jackson followed by Lord Jaraxxus, but that amount of luck was absolutely laughable. I'm not even upset. Honestly, if my opponent could come back after that, he deserved the win.
Control priest VS Control priest is hilarious. My opponent played a northshire and got a second one from my deathlord. There were 6 minions, all damaged and he was at 6 cards. I circle, attack the minions with mine, making there be 4 damaged minions and use a second circle. Didnt manage to screenshot it, but he went over -100 HP
Priest quest....ok, let's make a nice control deck and queue up into some Mysterious Cocksuckers.
5 games, 3 Pallies, went 5-0.
The best one was a Pally who started emoting heavily from turn 3, he was feeling all smug about his curve of Minibot - Muster - Shredder - Loatheb -MC - Boom - MC, too bad I run WAY MORE AOE than that and he ended up trying to kill me with guys. Oh the joy when my Thoughtsteal landed me Thyrion, oh the sweet taste of his tears as he tried to leave Thyrion at 1hp to force my trade, only to see Northshire Cleric - hero power on Thyrion - Circle of Healing - trade - Flash Heal on Thyrion.
I was REALLY hoping he'd topdeck his own Thyrion since I had Entomb in hand, but he conceded.
I also enjoyed a weak Holy Nova that didn't kill anything vs a Mech Mage, to which the opponent replied "THANK YOU". He filled the board and I had Cleric + Pyro + Coin and a handful of 1 mana spells.
The Tavern Brawl this week (Mechazoid) is ripe for pepper (and I'm sure a lot of salt). I was playing as the mage. Somehow my Brann survived for 4+ turns. Ancient Mage gives 2 minions +2 spell damage. I had stockpiled Forgotten Torch, Roaring Torch, Pyroblast, and Fireball because I focused on getting minions out.
The Mechazoid sitting at 50 plus health and the druid down below 10, we were running out of time. A beautifully timed Millhouse Manastorm from my partner means I get to unload all 4 spells, each with +4 spell damage (Fireball had 10 damage). Game, set, match.
Insta-friend my partner and we reminisced about our luck and great "teamwork"
I just had an awesome winstreak from rank 3 to 2 with patron. I played well for a changed.
Started with a golden portrait legend back control warrior. I was able to get warlock hero power early. The best part was I had just thrown out boom turn seven. He has a deaths bite equipped. He throws out two acolythe of pain and hits my face and executes my boom. The boom bots hit each of his acolythes for one each! I was pissed, no way. But thanks to that his sylvanus got milled. On my turn I was able to mill his justicar, which was good. I got throuh a shield block two belchers a shield maiden, he of course brawled my patrons away, and healed from nine health with alexzanstra. I was able to blast him for 17 (exact lethal) with one card left in my deck. I played that game perfectly. Best game ever. Guess I can quit hearthstone now?
Other games consisted of a secret palladin whose face I punched in with a 19/2 frothing. He was a 3 health by the turn six when he threw out dr6 then conceded. Last game was vs a face shaman. He had the perfect curve trog into feral spirit. Was able to sneak out two armorsmiths and gain about 20 armor. Thanks for ignoring everything and going face dude!
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Him: Card Stealing Priest
Me: Mill Rogue
He used mind vision and thoughtsteal before I started my Coldlight Oracle and Shadowstep / Gang Up combos... OMG best game ever, lol.
Great art can never be created without great suffering.
A while back, in a Dragon Mage mirror...
Opponent drops a Nefarian, grabs a couple of random Mage spells, and I've got two Zombie Chow in hand, talking with a friend and we are berating poor Chow and how dead he was. Opponent was on 11 health, I was around 20. Certainly don't want to give him health... While we're doing this, I mindlessly drop an Emperor T and BGH on the board to clear Nefarian and reduce several cards... Look through them for a moment and it includes a Fireball and a Nefarian... Nice.
Then, everything goes to hell! Because the opponent plays a Nefarian-spawned Unstable Portal which leads to BGH getting blown away by a 3 mana Fire Elemental... Then Emperor eats a Fireball, also created by Nefarian. It was CRAZY.
So I turn to my friend and make a BOLD prediction. These terrible Zombie Chows were winners, dammit. I was going to topdeck Frostbolt, play Nefarian, get an Unstable Portal, play that to get Auchenai Soul priest and Frostbolt my Chow + Fireball for lethal!!! Okay, draw... Mad Scientist, cool w/e. Nefarian comes down... A secret, and Unstable Portal!!!! We chuckle. He Frostbolts Nef, drops Chromaggus and calls it a turn... Draw... Frostbolt! We were going crazy! This preposterous series of events is coming true! Just need that Soul priest... Do you believe in miracles!? Throw out that portal and get....
...a Young Dragonhawk.
...ahh, well. It was so close though and reminded me why I love this game. Don't even remember who won, haha
Had a game today where I got 3 triggers from my Emperor Thaurissan, then my opponent took it with Sylvanas and he got 2 triggers before I finally killed it. It was probably the longest I've seen an Emperor in play for.
Its fangs are in your flesh before its hiss leaves your ears.
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Just made a secret palladin concede on turn four because my 14/3 frothing smashed his face in. feelsgoodman
Just your typical turn 3 Hunter : )
Great art can never be created without great suffering.
CCGing since '98.
There's no glory without a struggle. Trying hard with Paladin and just. blow. up. Back to rank six, as always... then get a 4 game winning streak going with the ol' Golden Thrall and a classic Totem Shaman. To that last guy that just got topdeck Bloodlusted into oblivion after an excellent Patron setup, I'm so sorry, that was the worst form of cancer.
Playing an agro/secret paladin, opponent is playing reno-lock.
Super agro him down to 5 by turn 6, 2x knife juggler into muster etc
He plays reno on turn 6 and he goies back to full, and I play MC on turn 6.
3 turns later, after more agro, he's dead.
agro paladin is too broken
I'm just so happy that I can play Midrange demon zoo and win. Currently on a win streak from rank 10 to 8. I think I'm in love with Guldan #Nohomo
Everything that isn't about elephants is irrelephant.
Had a sweet moment in ranked the other day, going up against this control warrior I think as zoolock.
So I have a Nerubian Egg, Flame Imp, and Brann Bronzebeard all in that order. I play Jeweled Scarab and got that demon that kills your minions on either side. So I'm thinkin ok I'll just use my Power Overwhelming on the egg, kill his four attack minion, then after I hit with the imp I'll drop that in between them and make a pretty strong creature, as is a classic combo in zoolock. What I didn't expect was for that demon's battlecry to actually work twice.
So imagine my surprise when it eats those two minions twice because of Brann, and makes a ridiculous 17/11 that the warrior has no idea how to deal with, and he concedes the next turn XD
Victory or Death!
Playing a Bane Mage with loads of spare parts and up against a Renolock. I play Mechanical Yeti and get a Finicky Cloakfield from it when it dies. Turn 8 I drop Archmage Antonidas and cloak him. My opponent is clearly holding hard removal but can't use it on my Archmage. I keep playing cards with spare parts and every single one is Finicky Cloakfield. 5 times in a row. Meaning my Archmage was cloaked for 5 turns.
I still lost the game due to a timely Reno Jackson followed by Lord Jaraxxus, but that amount of luck was absolutely laughable. I'm not even upset. Honestly, if my opponent could come back after that, he deserved the win.
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Control priest VS Control priest is hilarious. My opponent played a northshire and got a second one from my deathlord. There were 6 minions, all damaged and he was at 6 cards. I circle, attack the minions with mine, making there be 4 damaged minions and use a second circle. Didnt manage to screenshot it, but he went over -100 HP
I'm playing oil rogue on ladder, and facing freeze mage.
Mage gets T1 Finley into armor up
Me T1: pass
his T2: go face and armor
mine:can only hero power, not worth wasting face against freeze
his T3: secret
Me: i need card draw and proc the ice barrier, hes at 12 armor
Him: continues stalling and plays both frost nova into doomsayer.
Me: topdeck sap for both of the frost novas: you can't beat me!
Him: puts down ice block+armor
Me: time to start the burst deadly into tinkers into cold blood hit face for 16 hes at 24
Him:fireball, into frostbolt on my earthen ring
Me:Welp topdeck violet and get 4 tokens
Him: still not worried he has iceblock
I end up on turn 19 and think he hasnt draw alex
I immediately go to face with all proc second iceblock and then finish him with topdecked tinkers for lethal next turn
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Priest quest....ok, let's make a nice control deck and queue up into some Mysterious Cocksuckers.
5 games, 3 Pallies, went 5-0.
The best one was a Pally who started emoting heavily from turn 3, he was feeling all smug about his curve of Minibot - Muster - Shredder - Loatheb -MC - Boom - MC, too bad I run WAY MORE AOE than that and he ended up trying to kill me with guys. Oh the joy when my Thoughtsteal landed me Thyrion, oh the sweet taste of his tears as he tried to leave Thyrion at 1hp to force my trade, only to see Northshire Cleric - hero power on Thyrion - Circle of Healing - trade - Flash Heal on Thyrion.
I was REALLY hoping he'd topdeck his own Thyrion since I had Entomb in hand, but he conceded.
I also enjoyed a weak Holy Nova that didn't kill anything vs a Mech Mage, to which the opponent replied "THANK YOU". He filled the board and I had Cleric + Pyro + Coin and a handful of 1 mana spells.
The Tavern Brawl this week (Mechazoid) is ripe for pepper (and I'm sure a lot of salt). I was playing as the mage. Somehow my Brann survived for 4+ turns. Ancient Mage gives 2 minions +2 spell damage. I had stockpiled Forgotten Torch, Roaring Torch, Pyroblast, and Fireball because I focused on getting minions out.
The Mechazoid sitting at 50 plus health and the druid down below 10, we were running out of time. A beautifully timed Millhouse Manastorm from my partner means I get to unload all 4 spells, each with +4 spell damage (Fireball had 10 damage). Game, set, match.
Insta-friend my partner and we reminisced about our luck and great "teamwork"
Played Mage against Mage. My opponent threw a Dr. Boom into my Mirror Entity and told me "Well Played" (i.e. "you bastard!") just after.
Topdecked MY Dr. Boom just after.
Would love to have seen my opponent's facial expression after that.
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Beat two Tempo Mages in A ROW with Combo Druid.
Then I lost to a third one right after...
Hate that match up so much :P
Its fangs are in your flesh before its hiss leaves your ears.
Golden Heroes: Druid -> Rogue -> Shaman -> Hunter -> Warlock
I just had an awesome winstreak from rank 3 to 2 with patron. I played well for a changed.
Started with a golden portrait legend back control warrior. I was able to get warlock hero power early. The best part was I had just thrown out boom turn seven. He has a deaths bite equipped. He throws out two acolythe of pain and hits my face and executes my boom. The boom bots hit each of his acolythes for one each! I was pissed, no way. But thanks to that his sylvanus got milled. On my turn I was able to mill his justicar, which was good. I got throuh a shield block two belchers a shield maiden, he of course brawled my patrons away, and healed from nine health with alexzanstra. I was able to blast him for 17 (exact lethal) with one card left in my deck. I played that game perfectly. Best game ever. Guess I can quit hearthstone now?
Other games consisted of a secret palladin whose face I punched in with a 19/2 frothing. He was a 3 health by the turn six when he threw out dr6 then conceded. Last game was vs a face shaman. He had the perfect curve trog into feral spirit. Was able to sneak out two armorsmiths and gain about 20 armor. Thanks for ignoring everything and going face dude!