Hearthpwn

Always the same deck, always the same shit. 

Good job, Blizzard. Hope you fired.

I was playing against a mage in Wild mode that was using lots of casual cards like Deck of Wonders, Elise Starseeker, and even both The Amazing Reno and Raid the Sky Temple in the same deck. He played Grizzled Wizard to give me Reno's hero power, which, among all spells, casted Survival of the Fittest.

I didn't run a very minion-heavy Galakrond Priest deck, so he did manage to win in the end, which I was actually happy with.

Right after the birth of my child... counter spelling Mass Resurrection on a Priest might be the purest form of joy I can experience in this life.

Made it !

Got to Legend Rank in Wild on mobile with Kingsbane Rogue (Homebrew version). First time legend, playing casually for 2-3 years, this feels freaking great !!!

No more pressure now, it's time to farm those 500 wins portraits.

Never thought i would write something down here but this match.....

https://hsreplay.net/replay/UZYQH7mPbjhMufZzPSM344

This reminds me, why i stopped adding players since years. I just wanted to see if my prediction of hs players is as good as my prediction of the matchmaker. And i was right. Makes me smile. He played a net deck and he was so bad.

Got back in the game a couple of weeks ago,  and I climbed to diamond 5 playing mostly rogue and hunter. Feelsgoodman. 

Also just played a priest with infinite healing(obelisk's eye) playing holy nova's, kartut defender etc and he still lost to my aggro rogue: secret passage into lethal right before he was going to pull away. GG

just hit legend <3 (win/loss 19-5)

the game before the final game i got completely screwed over by RNG, my opponent was highlander mage and pretty much topdecked the perfect card 4 turns in a row. in the end it got extremely close, but they played very well, and eventually managed to get lethal on board, while i was off by a little. i emoted "thanks, well played", and surprisingly this wonderful person absolutly made my day, when they answered "thanks, well played" and conceded.

I just hit legend for the first time! And i did it with a Highlander Control Priest! Control decks are my favorite type of deck so it felt really good to accomplish this without forcing myself to play aggro.

The highlight was one mirror match and it was one of the craziest (and longest) games i have ever played. I won on my very last few cards. My opponent didn't play safe when he was finally ahead and he ended up being surprised by a Kayn Sunfury (obtained from Brightwing that came from Dragonqueen Alexstrasza) into two Apotheosis into two attacks from the minions i had on the board and 7 fatigue damage for exact lethal. If my opponent traded i would have lost. If he played Mindrender Illucia, he would have won as well. It's impossible to play around something as random as this but it's not impossible to play safe when you are about to win. Btw, we both kept our Illucia's in hand the whole game and never played her because it's just too risky in a mirror match. I know he had one because i got a copy of it from Envoy of Lazul.

Nothing better than wrecking an opponent that thinks he's got the game in the bag and emoting like a fuckturd.
And, suddenly you pull a freakin magic lethal trick outta your ass... And then there's the golden silence, a true form of beauty. Mhhhhm, feelsgoodman

I love kicking these brainless decks and guess who sent me friend request. GG Cancer : )

https://hsreplay.net/replay/zdteW72Jbyx3fd2Xp5Xb4e

I just had an excellent game against a Malygos druid as my secret rogue.

It was going back and forth and then at one point my Plagiarize was able to steal his Forest Warden Omu and some spells.

I was able to pull a huge turn using it and my spells... I had used an Evocation that turn as well and was running out of time... I frantically tried to play as many spells as possible and totally forgot I was still holding my Edwin VanCleef!

This would have been a record breaking Edwin, I am ashamed that I didn't make that play. My next turn I was able to hit face and left him with 1HP.

His following turn he dropped Malygos and burst me out. I definitely could have won if I kept my head and dropped Edwin.

But even though I lost, it was a great game and felt good for playing it. Thankfully, my opponent was respectful and didn't BM emote spam at the end, so I can remember this game fondly.

And next time I'll land the better play!

Decided to stupidly play some more on US servers, I am Gold 5 MMR there. What a big pile of trash players is Gold 5 already, hahah.

One of the most disgustingly lucky matches I've had with mage yet. Cards cast by Reno don't show up on hsreplay, but i'll just say, it helped me clear a Troublemaker with Chaos Nova, defeated a Keymaster Alabaster with Impbalming, and then casted both Survival of the Fittest and Embiggen.

https://hsreplay.net/replay/2ck6JNSCCjSXAHPPxJB5TS

That moment in BG when you decide to go for memes... and you win while all the rest go full dragons and beast.

My opponent, a Pirate Bomb Warrior, plays Corsair Cache on t2, Ancharrr (not drawn by Cache) and attacks face on t3 and attacks face again and plays the buffed 3/3 Wrenchcalibur on t4. Has there ever been a better moment to top-deck Kobold Stickyfinger? :P:P

Playing the priest mirror. Opponent is playing anti-aggro version and i'm playing the value res verison. This is all in silver as i don't play much nowadays.

Opponent makes terrible plays all game (just throws out his pyros, uses plagues to kill 3 small minions 2 times, etc). So he's out of cards and i have 7 left in the deck and 9 value cards in hand, just waiting for him to play the murozond to finish the game :P He dies with me on 30 HP.

Then he adds me as a friend, i'm like 'sure why not, maybe he just wants to ask for the decklist or something', but no, he instantly starts with the line 'i'm playing the best deck in the game, how did i lose', which already had me giggle.
But i'm not the worst so i explain to him why he lost (worse deck for the mirror, some wrong plays etc.), and i'm actually about to analyze some of his plays and tell him how to do that matchup better. But the guy keeps insisting that it's all RNG and he has the best deck, yadayada, basically starts being a dick, so i  removed him as a friend.

Not the best 'feel-good' scenario, but i still think it's very funny that a guy like that choses to be a dick and not learn something instead of enganging in a normal discussion when he has the chance :D

So I was playing against a Libram Paladin with a midrange/control priest deck with some stealing shenanigans.

I used Thoughtsteal and copied his Pen Flinger and Aldor Attendant. I also copied Lord Barov and Lady Liadrin using my second Thoughtsteal.

I then mind controlled a minion which was buffed with Libram of Wisdom.

This allowed me to use Pen Flinger in conjunction with Libram of Wisdom, Lord Barov, and of course, Lady Liadrin followed up!

It was soooo satisfying, giving him a taste of his own cancerous medicine.