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Holy shit I just fucking rolled this midrange hunter so hard as control shaman

on 3 he animal companion'd misha

I far sight and drew a 0 mana spirit of the frog

on turn 4 he houndmaster and hit face

on turn 4 i had just a spell totem up.  i played the 0 mana spirit of the frog, coined to draw earth shock, played zentimo and hit his three minions with earth shock and totemic smash, then mutated my board into loot hoarder, chillwind yeti, and a spellbreaker.

fucking tempo plays boi

Just won a game where about 15 Y'sharaaj were played (and got killed) by my adorable Priest opponent... The best moment though was when he overdrew the one card that would have fucked me up (Rag)... Unfortunately he conceded as soon as he saw Exodia and I denied me the chance of winning a game in which 20 Y'sharaaj had been played and killed... 

I cant believe! I hit rank 5 in the very last moment. My first rank 5! I'm so happy!

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I cant believe! I hit rank 5 in the very last moment. My first rank 5! I'm so happy!

 congrats boi.

Great monthly prizes especially before the nerf;)

3rd match in new season morning 3rd win

warrior pretty much surrendered after this highroll :D

Wife came home and threw me  a random iTunes card for $25 bucks. Decided to buy 17 packs of Boomsday since I am still rebuilding my collection.

First pack had double Legendary cards. After opening all my packs, I wound up with 5 Legendary cards out of 17 packs, and one was golden.

Golden Boomship, Boomzooka, Zerek, Zerek's Gallery, and Whizbang

I love the old lady sometimes, lol.

I haven't played a game in weeks and I feel great!

Bomb has been defused!

Btw that game lasted more than an hour and before I would die horribly ( Corrupted Blood ) next turn, the game has reached the limit of turns. So it was a draw but in my favor. I wish I could see his face

Turn 5 Ysera's now perfectly fine and balanced when your opponent can kill 10+ health minions for 15 turns in a row

Wing 4 of Dalaran. Madam Goya gets the nut draw against me and I'm on the ropes. My "ice block" (orb) has just been popped after the orb has already effectively given me two turns I shouldn't have had, and I milled the Time Walk quest because I'm a fool.

I have "The Box". It changes into a card that says "Discover a Quest Reward". I can't think of anything that gets me out of it but I go for it anyway.

Oh yeah, the Priest "set life to 40" card! Yoink!
Reset to 40.

Next turn discover Blizzard.
Next turn Shifting Scroll turns into another Blizzard.

Breathing space. Make Sylvanas. Make Splitting Image.
Idiot AI attacks Sylvanas. I steal two of their minions.

Drop Ragnaros and proceed to kill everything they play.

Victory after a half hour game! 32-0 for the little flame man!

True God C'Thun!

I just noticed it's been exactly 5 years since I joined Hearthpwn. What a journey!

Battlecry Mage (me) vs Conjurer Mage (opponent, Book of Specters version).

I play turn 3 Messenger Raven into turn 4 Arcane Keysmith: I get offered Vaporize, Counterspell and Spellbender. I really wanted to make the scumbag play there and so I picked Spellbender.

Opponent's turn: he plays Elemental Evocation to test my secret and sees it's not Counterspell; he proceeds to emote and play a 2 mana Mountain Giant; after that he coins out Conjurer's Calling.

You really can't imagine the chills of pleasure down my spine while my opponent stood there for like 10 seconds trying to understand why he fucked up. Everything went according to my stupid plan.

feelsgoodman

My opponent was playing Mill Rogue and was roping me (I'm guessing) because I was playing Even Shaman. Luckily I was watching The Sopranos so I roped him back every turn, and when I had lethal he was met with a "Gaze upon my might."

Really need to share the play I just made. Was playing bomb warrior, up against a mech hunter and obviously not doing too hot. At least my dynomatics (I own 1 and discovered a 2nd) were useful to clear some wyverns.

But then the 2/2 summon a 7/7 happened and again and nine lives and then king crush hit the board as well. I had already cleared some of the 7/7s and right now the board is 2/2 dr summon a 7/7, 8/8, 1/1 I'm at 6 health. I topdecked dr boom, but no 3-or less cost mech in my hand to kill the 2/2. I still went for it. My hp was 'discover a mech' it had a mecharoo. That was all I needed for part 1, kill the 2/2 and get the 7/7 on the board. Part 2 a true hail mary, hit the 8/8 and hope it hits the 7/7. And it did!

Long story short, I ended up winning that game.

Playing my Spirit Lady Priest deck against a typical beast hunter. He plays well, forcing me to use my Mass Hysteria’s before I’d like to, and then flooding the board in order to buff his Hyena. I’m staring at lethal in two turns, with nothing in my hand but multiple copies of Divine Spirit, Extra/More Arms and one Inner Fire, all of which I pulled from Test Subjects in the early game. With 17 health left, an empty board and 16 damage staring at me in the face (21 if he has Kill Command), I topdeck my second copy of Spirit of the Dead. I’m basically out of minions, so this little spirit becomes an ersatz Coppertail Imposter and I pray he doesn’t have Deadly Shot.

He doesn’t.

Extra Arms, More Arms, Divine Spirit, Divine Spirit, Inner Fire -> Boom.

So good.

Won Chapter 5 Kirin Tor Citadel first try with Paladin thanks to two super cheesy - but hilarious - pieces of luck:

The Upper Hand (look at four spells from your deck & reduce the cost of one by 3) carries over across echos. So used it on Sound the Bells! which make it an infinitely repeatable 0 mana spell and instant win for me on 4 of the bosses, including final boss (turns out a 110/220 minion is hard to kill in one turn lol!).

Got both the Prince's Ring (get a random Death Knight hero power) AND Stargazing  (use your Hero Power twice each turn for 1 mana). So won another 3 matches after getting DK Uther/4 Horseman power and getting all 4 Horseman on the boards on turn 3.

Slightly broken

GG bro