Hearthpwn

Not the most exceptional game ever, but when you unexpectedly win after so much BM harassment - you cannot but feel those indescribable positive vibrations flawing through your body.

Actually, it was a boring game; very, very boring. First, I thought he's some kind of aggressive warrior, later, mechathun. ...He was just a Control Warrior. What happened to my judgement is beyond me. Probably fatigue. Anyhow, thinking he doesn't run Brawls, I misplayed Captain Hooktusk on the empty board. He brawled it and the slugfest begun... Now being in control he started emoting like crazy, even roping, stalling... My personal rule when playing HS is never to concede - remain in the game until the opponent disconnects, misplay or destroy my beautiful face. But this time, being pretty much sure I'm gonna lose this game and boredom being so high I was very, very near conceding, especially after 25 minutes of the game. Still, I didn't concede, it was boring (that I almost fell asleep (5th Warrior in 10 matches) and humiliating; but I continued to play 1-2 minions making him waste AoE's. Soon he played Dead Man's Hand and I said to myself: "That's it."

My last 2 cards were Stormwatcher and his highness, Sir Leeroy Jenkins. Both of them kelesethed. After dropping Stormwatcher and the discounted Vilespine Slayer, he suddenly stopped smiling. After opening his 4th! Omega Assembly, rushing those mechs in panic (Dyn-o-matic being one of them) and shooting with Zap Cannon... he left my Stormwatcher alive with one HP left. His first and last cardinal mistake. Previously, he also played Eternium Rover providing him with 2 armor which I initially thought will save him. He was now on 18 HP, probably thinking he's still fine, but it was exactly enough for Stormwatcher's windfury attack + Sir Leeroy Jenkins and the knife ping to finish him off (after 30 minutes and c. 25 rounds).

just tied against a wall priest by placing an Eye for an Eye. Even if it wasn't a win it was really funny.  Icing on the cake, they added me and called me "Mother death" then deleted me :'D 

The moment I heard Genn and Baku rotated out, I knew I had two things left to do. Get my golden Paladin hero and reach legend with Even Paladin as sort of a farewell (as far as standard is concerned). Because Even Paladin is probably my favourite deck of all time. I generally don't bother with the legend grind, as I feel it adds little to my experience outside of the cardback, hence this is only my second time I reach standard legend. o7

Just beat an odd mage in casual with a 16/18 Doomguard, they never play around the 16 burst damage 

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Just faced a very interesting warrior deck on wild casual. As always, I was playing with my beloved Steal Priest.

My opponent was very passive in the first 6 turns. They only HP'd, while I summoned a Crystalline Oracle on turn 3 and a Shifting Shade on turn 4. Right before I was about to coin out Archbishop Benedictus, my opponent cast Dead Man's Hand into Fire Plume's Heart. I couldn't think of any words to express my gratitude to them, I always dreamed of completing two different quests in a single game (apperantelly I also managed to steal Dr. Boom, Mad Genius, but my opponent conceded before I got the chance to play him).

Here are some screenshots:

 

It was interesting to see, that my opponent tried to kill me with surprise 16 damage (before I played my Amara, Warden of Hope). I sensed something fishy was going on there, so I decided to play it safe. Turns out the warrior had Clockwork Automaton in his hand. If you are wondering why I'm telling you this, I will say "diamond cut diamond":

I got an Automation from Omega Assembly as well. On the following turn my opponent conceded.

 I cannot imagine a reason to get that quest a second time for warrior. it's not like the reward gains value the second time around, or that they have the tools to really capitalize on a 4/2 weapon when their hero power is already changed to a Ragnaros shot. That's hilarious lol they must have been so mad

tfw you forget to read the card text.

oops lol

Only in Tesspionage.

Fuck Obsidian Priest!!! And damn it feels soooo good kiling that priest. Its was a pain in the ass. Killed like 6-7 obisidian statues and 3 lich ling

classic Rank 8 match was a nice game :D

Got to rank 1 again with Renolock with a win-rate near 70% (tier 4 deck btw lol), gonna try to get Legend next weekend because Ranked really stresses me out 

Speaking of, I decided to actually go for legend today, went 21-13 all with Renolock (tier 4 my ass, people just don't know how to play it), still one of the best decks in Wild

You ever see a Rogue overload for nine?

whoops!

IT FUCKING HAPPENED.  FIRST TIME IN 12 GAMES.  1-DROP INTO RAZORMAW.

edit; dont worry guys, it died to his 1-drop into razormaw, everything is right in the world. i deserve this.

feels so good, feels so cancer

How to counter Supercollider?

Just acquire Sherazin, Corpse Flower from Weaponized Pinata and then resurrect it once with Twilight's Call and gain its deathrattle with Da Undatakah, then just play all your cards in between the dormant spaces :D

I had no idea the dormant minions actually negate the Supercollider's effect. Oh man, I can just imagine how the opponent must have felt, when he tried to hit my minion, but for me this was a hilarious game :D

Just played against a disco lock with literal god luck, perfect draws, perfect discards, perfect discard returns, nigh infinite Jekliks.

Won with the greediest elemental shaman going, managed to play Kalimos about 5 times for board clears and health. got him to no cards and killed his board with a decent hand and cards to spare. 

Well played my super lucky opponent that was a good game, shame I don't film games because that was a worthy game for any highlight video.

I pulled off Rin/Azari as Tess Rogue vs Keleseth Healzoo (Keleseth coin'd on 1).