Hearthpwn

Just reached legend. Feels good.

Won with wall priest vs control/mind blast priest because I subbed the lich king and oakhearth with stormwind knight and mass dispel. He has 30 hp, I have been (barely) keeping alive due to 4 zilliaxes. He had already cast alex, but couldn't finish.

Then there comes a point I have 3 divine spirits + stormwind + topsy turvy. Feels good to change a deck and be rewarded right away :-)

I played a shuffle rogue yesterday against a dragon warrior. After i stole some copies of weapons from him and also dr.boom madgenius i decided just to fuck up my gameplan. So i started to replace my cutlass and also valeera with madgenius...the game went on and on. At some point towards the end i got tess greymane and played it. Since i was a warrior now it replayed all my rogue cards. I milled myself and shuffled like crazy and ended up with a full board, a cutlass valeera hero and 60 cards in my deck. 

Honestly, this time i just lost track what was happening. But it was a funny game.

The deck doesnt work often, but its quiet fun when it does...sadly it only has a chance to work against control.

Playing against your standard recruit hunter with odd secret mage. I make all the right plays for a change and get him down low, he plays his DK turn 6, standard stuff. He gets his buffed up grizzly out but he's on 4 life, I kill him next turn. Then he friends me and tells my deck is "gay", and it "only goes face". If you're reading this buddy, wake up you're playing f**cking hunter. 

 Had a fun game in ladder as spiteful Bwomsamdi Priest against quest Priest. 

https://hsreplay.net/replay/cC6tkSvx25k8YWdoUbmx5R

My opponened managed to complete the quest quite, I managed to steal my opponents deck using Archbishop Benedictus I got from Chameleos. Then I put another Archbishop in my deck with Spirit of the Dead. And stole his deck again after they had stolen mine. Eventually managed to burst them down using a massive board gotten from Talanji, and a DK I stole. 

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Piloting my deck, Disguised Druid.  I was playing against a very arrogant Mill Warrior.   Warrior emoted some arrogant ridiculousness every time one of my big beasts was killed.  Disguised Druid looks like a beast Druid, except it has a very small Taunt druid package of three cards, Astral Tiger, Hadronox, and Da Undatakah.  My Astral tiger was silenced and killed.  I draw my last card.  I play Hadronox and Naturalize him.  I get Brawled, Warrior Emotes, Oops.  There are no cards left in my deck.  I play Da Undatakah, and Jade spellstone him, killing him. Undatakah goes back in my deck my board is full of massive beasts.  Mill warrior Reckless furies my minions away, taunts, Oops.  I draw Undatakah, Naturalize him.  Undatakah goes back in my deck.  Opponent is finally out of removal.  I taunt, Oops.  Mill Warrior concedes and Disguised Druid wins the day.

 Nothing compares to beating an asshole in Hearthstone lol, I really love when I get queued against Big Priest with Big Rogue, the classic "Greetings" emote into Barnes on turn 3 just to get obliterated by Sap. The deck is fun on it's own, but the true joy comes when you make a Big Priest player's day miserable ;D

Playing against a Big Priest with my janky Odd Gonk Druid deck. I lose with it most of the time, but the combo certainly won’t work if I need to get my attack up to 8 to kill his annoying big minions. But I don’t care about Wild rank, so I play it through.

I armor up, play Gloomstag, ramp, draw and poke his face a bit before he plays Shadow Essence on turn 6 and pulls a 5/5 Kel’Thuzad. I have Ixliid, one of my Faceless Manipulators and DK Malfurion in hand. New game plan! Get some poisonous scarabs out, then on turn 10 I’ll drop Ixliid and copy his Kel'Thuzad for endless poisony bois.

Worked like a charm. He ultimately entombed one Kel’Thuzad, before killing the other with his own (multiple copies by now) and spirit lashing my scarabs. But I was able to hit his face enough that by the time I could drop a single Gonk, I could clear all four of his Kels just by hitting them with my face, setting up lethal for next turn as long as he didn’t have Lich King or Obsidian Statue.

I don’t think I have a single deck that’s as satisfying to win with as Odd Gonk Druid is, but this was by far the most satisfying.

What a wonderful card Loatheb is. This ugly beauty of a card won me a few games today in an Aggro Druid deck, in a Jade Shaman deck, and in a Jade Druid deck. He makes sense in pretty much every deck I can imagine (aside from even decks, of course).

The best one came when I played w/ an Aggro Druid against a Big Priest. I had an early board and threatened lethal very early. Then the priest guy started emoting after his turn 4, expecting to take a dump on my board with Mass Hysteria or Excavated Evil(I don't know, honestly) on turn 5. Then came a coin + Loatheb from me and an instant concede from the priest guy. 

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What a wonderful card Loatheb is. This ugly beauty of a card won me a few games today in an Aggro Druid deck, in a Jade Shaman deck, and in a Jade Druid deck. He makes sense in pretty much every deck I can imagine (aside from even decks, of course).

The best one came when I played w/ an Aggro Druid against a Big Priest. I had an early board and threatened lethal very early. Then the priest guy started emoting after his turn 4, expecting to take a dump on my board with Mass Hysteria or Excavated Evil(I don't know, honestly) on turn 5. Then came a coin + Loatheb from me and an instant concede from the priest guy. 

 Loatheb is excellent. I love copying him with Zola, Shudderwock or getting multiple copies with Stitched Tracker. I also play it in almost every of my decks :)

Playing against Big Priest who keeps emoting me. I keep clearing and devolving his big minions, he keeps resurrecting.

Then I play Loatheb. Then I Zola my Loatheb. Next turn I play Zihi, next turn I Loatheb again, clear his board. Next turn I Shudderwock.

He goes back to 5 mana and his spells cost +10 next turn. Oh and btw Shudderwock creating full board of Jade golems. Deal with this Mr Big Priest, Spirit Lash is 12 mana :D

Oh the hubris of the OTK decks. Just played Holy Wrath Paladin who was SO SURE of that 25 dmg being a kill they only ran ONE of each Baleful Banker and Holy Wrath. Sure would be a shame if I were playing Dragon Warrior and used War Master Voone to clone/drop so many Emberscale Drakes that I had 28 health and 22 armor when you went for that "kill" shot. Would be even more of a shame if i held onto a Brawl to clear out your Shirvallah, the Tigers afterwards. Sorry your "brilliant plan" failed - hope that rage quit made you feel a bit less like douche canoe that you almost certainly are. 

Just this: https://hsreplay.net/replay/knUrQmCSAnTjVNw2jX9Vsf

I want you guys to see how stupid Big Priest players are

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Just this: https://hsreplay.net/replay/knUrQmCSAnTjVNw2jX9Vsf

I want you guys to see how stupid Big Priest players are

Cool deck. I had encoutered something similar in the past - I Entombed most of my opponent's big threats and a few turns later they cast the spellstone only to resurrect Barnes.

 It's actually unbelievable lol, it's not like it's some complex interaction, they just didn't even read the card. The game I posted was at Rank 4 by the way, I would have been pissed if I lost to that guy.

Since I was bullying Big Priest players a lot today might as well share this image too since it captures everything I love about Reno Mage, Ice Block hasn't even been popped, Reno Jackson is still in hand, managed to transform everything besides Obsidian Statue and Y'Shaarj, Rage Unbound. I just love grinding out Big Priest with Reno Mage especially because I save other people from the torment of playing against this cancer, I hope I made his day miserable :D

Somehow, a victory where I spent half the game at ~2hp and went to fatigue vs opponent who was at full health and armored up feels much sweeter than a regular victory: https://hsreplay.net/replay/6pfzdgKdhjZGJfwDLZBU99