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A druid ramped into turn 7 master broke heart, into nothing and conceded! Laughing so hard rn xDD

 Evidence of a no-brain netdecker right there. If he knew what was in his deck then he would have played something else, surely..

 Or more reasonable, played it for the LULZ because they know they didn't have any use for it and show the other player why they won.

Playing deathrattle hunter against odd rogue...

He got me to 2 hp and he is running out of cards, but with high chance of winning cuz i don't have any taunts on the board.
And then Hearth of the cards.. BOOM Kathreena who recruits 3/12 grizzly. Orgasm, orgasm, orgasm.

I was lucky he didn't have vilespine tho.

Just won against shuffle rogue by pulling two Blackhowl Gunspire's from Zarog's Crown and next turn Blood Razor into Blood Razor into Slam for 23 damage. I'd probably win anyway because my hand was pretty good, but winning a game by pulling a meme from another meme is quite something.

Playing with my homebrew secret Hunter on wild and come up against a Druid. He draws Juicy Psychmelon twice and ramps up to 10 mana in 6 turns. Even though I hadn't drawn brilliantly and he had managed to play a few removals, I managed to get him down to 5 health before he could play his combo.

So he drops Azalina followed by Kun, Medivh, Brann and 2x Star Aligner. Leaving me on 2 health. Then he uses his hero power to try and finish me off, meanwhile BMing me the whole time.

What he didn't consider was Dart Trap triggering and hitting him in the face for lethal.

Oh how I laughed.

Made a spells-only Druid deck as a bit of a laugh and have gone from rank 18 to rank 15 with it this morning...

So, playing my Burgle Rogue against Big Priest in Wild. I think i gave him a taste of his own medicine. So the general plan is to smash his face asap and i am more or less geeting by.
Blink Fox gave me Mass Dispel, which i used for his first Obsidian Statue. It's turn 7, i have some minions on board and to get a big Edwin VanCleef i used Preparation on Pick Pocket, which gave me Mindgames and Vivid Nightmare and some other card i can't quite remember. So, big Edwin get. Next turn i hit his face with everything i have and use Mindgames and get Ragnaros the Firelord which i then copy with Vivid Nightmare. DIE INSECT.

Just beat the Lich King by shuffling lifesteal leeches into my deck, building a huge Scavenging Hyena and using the Void Ripper + Explosive Trap combo for his Frostmourne turn.

 Ended the match above 20 health and got some more cards for the KFT event. FeelsGoodMan! 

I had the best game last night playing combo/taunt/ressurect(idk what to call it) priest against a taunt druid. 

So I started out making a terrible mistake of playing turn 5 lyra with coin and power word shield and getting my hand full of cards I couldn't really play.  After a turn or two he naturalized it and i burned like 3 cards.  Then I resurrected Lyra and got more cards I couldn't play and burned a few more cards over the next few turns.  I had burned some really important shit too, my 5/12 taunt, spellstone, a divine spirit, Ysera, inner fire.  Then while i'm sitting at 8 mana he plays Master brokeheart and I assume i'm finished at this point.  I had holy nova and shadow madness in my  hand so if I just had one more mana I could kill the hadronox on my side but I didn't, so I killed my Lyra and psychic screamed.  I'm then just resurrecting Lyra and stuff and just trying to remove his big minions one at a time.

I still have the shadow madness and he still doesn't have Hadronox in his graveyard, so I know that is my only out in this match.  A few turns of nonsense happens and he plays broakheart again, and has several taunts up. I'm not sure of the order of things but I think I had used my spellstone and I had a pyromancer on board, and I managed to get his Hadronox to 4 HP and then shadow madness it into one of his taunts, which brought back three tar creepers (played two from hand, ressed one).  Now i'm back in game a bit

I should also note that when i was burning cards, when he played oakheart both times, and a few other times the other guy is emoting well played, wow, threaten, etc.   Quite excessively, too.  

I end up clearing the board again, with a psychic scream or something and then resurrected his Hadronox.  I started buffing it with extra arms I got from Lyra and some other shit, and it got some good good trades in but he eventually killed it, spawning six fucking tar creepers.  We're getting close to fatigue at this point and he starts using his cubes on sleepy dragons and LK when they were low on HP but I silenced both of them.  I finally draw Topsy Turvey as the bottom card on my deck and play a 5/12 which i combo for like 24 dramage but he killed it the next turn.  We end up in fatigue and he is getting mauled by the six tar creepers and a witchwood grizzly.  I silenced his last taunt.  I made sure to give him some emotes during that last part.  

One of the best games I played in a while.  

TL;DR Disregard playing well, just Lyra it out for the win.

Bought the bundle, Uther of the Ebon Blade, Scourgelord Garrosh, 17 epics (of which 3 golden), and a forumer from here paired up with me to Exodia Paladin the shit out of each other in brawl and do the 40 cards thing in less than 30 mins.

Happy fucking days.

Hell yes!  I've been on the fence for crafting Geddon for months, hoping it would be my next classic legendary.

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Hell yes!  I've been on the fence for crafting Geddon for months, hoping it would be my next classic legendary.

 Nice pack overall dude

finally reach rank 5 after stuck on rank 7-8 from beginning of the season

Am running 9 wins in 10 games with Guldan in Tavern Brawl, 5 of those wins against Jaina and the loss to a Garrosh. It's amusing to see everyone complaining about Jaina being OP in the brawl because she really isn't if you don't play into her power (i.e. I chomp everything and leave the board as empty as possible until the right random-ass cards line up).

Also bought the Bundle bundle and, although a pinch of salty that i didn't get any Legendaries, getting 4 golden epics, 5 golden rares, and 2 golden commons definitely tilted it to the pepper side of things.

Haha poor guy, just played vs quest mage with my Maly rogue, I was cheating him some turns in a row, then I casted my last secret just for fun. But he missplayed and passed a turn, however he had his quest in hand, then I topdecked one more sinister strike and finished him )))

You should use your quest and hit me, my immune will be gone on your extra turn ))) epic wars on 12 rank

Struggling to get past rank 2 on standard ladder, facing tons of Token Druids so switched up to Control Warrior with tons of whirlwind effects.

First game, queued into a Benedictus / Quest Priest. 40 minutes of weirdness later I added him to say "gg", I've played since beta and really miss the old style control match ups. All he said was "Your deck's pretty weird dude".

https://hsreplay.net/replay/ekSZD9z86ZXz75XXvVfv2b

This game is the reason I play Hearthstone.

MAJOR pepper alert

Just queued into odd quest warrior with topsy priest

Drew through deck, played out combo next turn, had a 1024/1024 boar and he had 4 taunts.  I had 4 vivid nightmare in hand, time's running out, I clear his board and summon the last board for lethal annd... time runs out.  Beating myself up.

He plays brawl.

My 1024/1 boar survives.

He can't clear it, drops some taunts to protect his face, hero powers face.  Im at 5 health, take 2 dmg from fatigue, use my last 2 vivid nightmares for lethal.  Phew!

He adds me afterwards and says "man that was the coolest deck ever, you totally deserved that win, I was in awe that entire turn"

Turns out he's a new player, playing the wild ladder with whizbang like a boss.  We played some friendly matches afterwards and I gave him some tips (aggro down combo decks, when playing midrange know your matchup, value trade, etc).

So, I won a tricky matchup with a combo deck I'm still learning, helped a new player learn better strats, and made a friend who appreciates meme/gimmick decks and/or off meta stuff like Curator handbuffadin and N'Zoth ShudderMechs

Just beat a mage in the brawl with rogue. Turn 2 Ticking Abomination was pretty cool, but he removed it. But I got a Jaina from Hallucinations, so I won off of that.

Playing as Rogue against Mage in the Tavern Brawl. Second turn 2x Young Priestess. He can't remove them. 3rd turn coin + 2x Cold Blood + Hallucination which gives me a Fireball. 

He gave up after turn 4 when I fireballed the Water Elemental he summoned by killing off a Murloc.

Spent my hard earned KFT gold on a few packs. Blessed be the Holy Brode.