Hearthpwn

I just started to play big spell mage. I played against the greediest quest priest, running Zola the Gorgon, Youthful Brewmaster, AND Baleful Banker. He got Sindragosa from my deck through Archbishop Benedictus and from Sindragosa he received Sonya Shadowdancer which ended up giving him an extra baleful banker. He played a total of FIVE Amara, Warden of Hope and I STILL outvalued him with Frost Lich Jaina and won in fatigue. One of the crazier games I've ever played and felt really good to get rewarded for smart decisions. The game was probably over 30 mins long though.

Playing with OTK priest against Token Druid and all seemed lost when I just could not draw Mass Dispel.. it was the second to last card in my deck and luckily it showed up when I already had a 36/36 dragon on the board and he had a Plague out with a deathrattle to summon a 2/2 treant.

Survived 2 UI's, and a whole bunch of other annoying removals. Not sure how I won that but glad I did. Needed it after a losing streak of 3 days that took me back to 20 and 0 stars...

Had the quest to win two games with paladin. I'm not a fan of the paladin meta decks atm, so I head to casual with my control quest heal-adin.

First three games: All spell hunters. I win all three times (yes, even against DK Rexxar!)

Fourth game? Even warlock. I win in fatigue. 

Holy shit, I really think that if control paladin were ever to comeback, it might be viable within a quest shell. The amount of healing and value is actually pretty insane. Please, Boomsday project, please, release some good control/quest paladin cards. It's aleady on the edge of viability. FYI, if you're interested in the decklist, it's in my signature.

Shudderwock Shaman spams "Thank you" when I trade my Odd Paladin board of 1/1's into his two Acolytes of Pain on turn 4, filling his hand and burning Volcano + Healing Rain.  

Then I cast Divine Favor and he becomes quiet.  Turn 7 I trade into 3 taunts and still have enough for lethal.

There is such a thing as too many clowns in that clown car, Shudderwock Shaman.

Shudderwock means driving circles around your opponent in a clown car while he swings his sword at you.  Half the time he chops you and your car to pieces.  The other half you park on his legs and 40 clowns come out one at a time, trampling him to death.

That feeling when you win the game thanks to Temporus which popped out of Bone Drake. Priceless.

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That feeling when you win the game thanks to Temporus which popped out of Bone Drake. Priceless.

 Was just about to post the same! Managed to just beat a Shudderwock Shaman with my Lady in White priest thanks to a Temporus that came out of a Swamp Dragon Egg.

The new Mecha-Jaraxxus skin is great. I played against two warlocks today who seemed to play more foolishly. I think it makes them feel they are invincible. And really, they should have won. How ironic that the one emote is "Your arrogance will be your undoing".

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Quote from wendeee >>

That feeling when you win the game thanks to Temporus which popped out of Bone Drake. Priceless.

 Was just about to post the same! Managed to just beat a Shudderwock Shaman with my Lady in White priest thanks to a Temporus that came out of a Swamp Dragon Egg.

 Well done!:) Got a replay? Here is mine:

https://hsreplay.net/replay/baPBfqqBxBHgkQErWPQ8Vn

For the first time in 3 years, I took a 2 week break from Hearthstone since I was pretty addicted to it but also making me a very angry person. When I broke my Chroma keyboard 2 weeks ago after an infuriating game, I thought maybe it was time to give it a rest for a bit.

I didn't think I would make it this long, but here we go, 2 weeks and I feel amazing!  I have been way more productive and feel better overall. I told myself I would give myself 2 weeks, and then I would go back, but now I think I should see if I can completely quit. I still like coming here to read the salt thread to remind me of why I took a break in the first place lol. 

Rotface on the board. Play Warpath

First hit: second Rotface.

Second hit: The Lich King and Spiritsinger Umbra 

Third hit: Tirion Fordring and Malygos. 

GG.

Honestly the most insane RNG I've ever seen.

Rly struggling after may's season. Got r5 with control priest. And then spent 10k dust for cubewarlock before nerfs. Sitted on 0 dust with only control priest, cube and even warlock. Cant reach rank 5 with good wr because i cant beat rogues and hunters , and meta rly all about tempo and agro with bad matchups for my most viable even warlock.

Rly want to try baku rogue, but didn't have Baku. Wanted to try cube egg hunter, but miss shaw and kathrena. So today i've tired of not been able to play hs and bought 15 KaC and 40 ww packs.  Got Lame prince;) and all that i wanted. 4 legs total. Sitting on 5k of dust now.

Thks blizz, nice trade for me.

And recently i got golden togwaggle, thinking about togwaggle azalina druid aftr i'll reach r5.

Fuck. I keep bashing the Shudderwock combo deck but then here comes Blizzard pack rng giving me a GOLDEN Shudderwock. Why.

Finally got fed up of standard and took my Blackhowl Gunspire deck to wild. 9 game winning streak. Looool.

Beat a renolock playing 5 (!) Renos with kingsbane rogue in wild ladder.

Nothing more i love then destroying a taunt Druid dickhead at Ranked 15 

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Finally got fed up of standard and took my Blackhowl Gunspire deck to wild. 9 game winning streak. Looool.

 decklist? im very curious

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Quote from DontDirtyMyRat >>

Finally got fed up of standard and took my Blackhowl Gunspire deck to wild. 9 game winning streak. Looool.

 decklist? im very curious

 I still haven't managed to figure out how to import a Hearthstone deck list to here but it's very similar to this:

Main changes are a lack of Emperor Thaurissan, Drakkari Enchanter and 2x Revenge that are replaced with Rotface, Drywhisker Armorer and 2x Warpath.

I will warn you that since that 9 game winning streak I've hit a 5-game losing streak :D just wish I had the gold for crafting Thaurissan :(

Finally beat a paladin who played the silver sword. Feels great :D All it took was the lich king, 2 tar lords and a cobalt scalebane to barely come out on top thanks to a lethal death coil.

How to be successful in HS?

Start a new account.
Get the free stuff.
Dust literally everything and make a budget baku rogue deck.
Literally shit on everyone since your opponents have basically no good cards.
???
Profit.

For ~2000 dust you could easily reach r15 the first day of installing HS.
I mean, it was fun until it lasted, felt good being the strongest motherfucker for a few hours, then i got bored :D