Hearthpwn

Had a wonderfully fun game in Casual Wild earlier where I was playing a trolly elemental thief priest (featuring Archbishop Benedictus of all things!) against a Dead Man's Hand control warrior. Benedictus and thoughtsteal gave me a few copies of dead man's hand so we each wound up with 40+ card decks as the game dragged on...it went for damn near half an hour before my opponent finally conceded, perhaps out of frustration or having run out of ways to contest my board, but it was fun the entire time through.

Sadly my opponent did not respond to my friend request as I wished to thank them for this great change of pace from mrlg, jade, and pirate nonsense that plagues both ladders. That's the only sad part here :(

damn it feels good to geist a jade druid out of all his idols!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw

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I'm playing giant druid in wild, the opponent is playing pirate warrior. I start the game with innervate +  jade blossom.  The opponent concedes. LUL!

MAKING PIRATE  WARRIORS RAGE QUIT AT TURN ONE IS THE BEST FEELING EVER!! 

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I'm playing giant druid in wild, the opponent is playing pirate warrior. I start the game with innervate +  jade blossom.  The opponent concedes. LUL!

MAKING PIRATE  WARRIORS RAGE QUIT AT TURN ONE IS THE BEST FEELING EVER!! 

 I had two guys concede the moment they've seen my Golden Druid in Wild, without me even playing anything. My win rate with homemade Dragon Druid is so abysmal, though, they could've won easily with anything, pretty much, if they even considered the possibility it's not a meta Druid... 
Anyways, I hate this new Giant Druid(if that's the Naga deck I'm seeing these days) you are playing :D

Just got to 10-3 in arena for the first time ever, my personal best, had a great time playing the whole way.

And my chest included a golden Spreading Plague.  Just in time for the nerf!

Rogue got a copy of Lord Jaraxus from a hallucination. 

The very  next turn I draw sacrificial pact.

Tentacle porn starring Valeera and Anduin

Do note that one N'zoth had already died this game.

Played two matches against a Big Priest where he summoned four Obsidian Statue and The Lich King and I still won.

OK, so this was a game.

I'm playing EZ BIG EZ PRIEST EZ against a Razakus Priest. in the course of the game, I managed to mill his Raza the Chained, his Shadowreaper Anduin, and his Kazakus by abusing his Northshire Cleric. 

He manages to kill 3 Obsidian Statues with the Frostmourne he got off of The Lich King, and rez them all to his side of the board along with a 4th Obsidian Statue that he got off of Thoughtsteal, which helped him trade with my 3rd statue without being killed thanks to Kabal Songstealer. I then proceed to wipe his board of 4x Obsidian Statue and Kabal Songstealer with Pint-Size Potion + Shadow Word: Horror

He plays N'Zoth, the Corruptor to make his board N'Zoth along with 4 or 5 Obsidian Statues (probably 4, but i don't remember if he had played one previously or not - for some reason i feel like his board was full, but perhaps there was another deathrattle i'm not remembering that popped up) and a Loot Hoarder.

I play Shadow Visions and find another copy of Shadow Word: Horror with it to pair with the 2nd copy of Pint-Sized that I had already drawn to wipe his board again, whereupon he concedes.

Just a crazy game with crazy events and some crazy plays. He didn't concede after milling Raza, or his Deathknight, because he had a backup plan with N'Zoth plus the minions he stole with Thoughsteal/Frostmourne. I didn't plan for N'Zoth or Frostmourne, but I wisely didn't throw away my Horrors or Pint-sizes because i was certain i would need them to deal with Obsidian Statues or perhaps a Ysera that he may have gotten from me from Thoughsteals, and once he did play the unplanned Frostmourne I played out extra copies of Statue to bait him into destroying his weapon so I could clean them all up in one go and still had another clear for a natural Statue of his or a Ysera (or, as it happened, the unexpected N'Zoth follow-up)

Mages... so much fun. Not.

My Mage opponent had too much luck for one game. Without exaggerating he played 5 Ice Blocks in a row (2 from his deck and 3 from . Every turn I popped one. And every turn I feared it was over for me and my Evolve Shaman. He had his quest ready and I just waited for him to play the two Sorcerer's Apprentices and two Molten Reflections. And then he played the two Sorcerer's Apprentices and one Molten Reflection. Wait. Only one?

He played his quest reward. He got an extra turn. He draws a card, only one card left in the deck. 1 life and 1 armor. He plays Archmage Antonidas and I think "Yep, that's it for me." And then he plays Coldlight Oracle. Draws a card, gets 1 damage. And then it began to dawn on me that he didn't have his second Molten Reflection in his hand. That it was the last card in his deck.

He conceded and I began to laugh. Really hard. 5 Ice Blocks and still unable to beat your opponent is just so much bad luck :D

Spawning all four Horsemen as Priest. I've never done it with Paladin, by the way.

Shaman started to play slow on purpouse, got Doomsayer out of Doppelgangster+Totem+1-drop+Evolve as reward.

I had to laugh at that. Of course the rest of the match was smooth for me after that.

So, allow me to set the stage for the magnificence that just befell me. I'm playing an old-school midrange hunter. against what appears to be a control Paladin. The game has been fairly close, I've managed to get some hits in (quite a few, actually), and he's managed to mostly prune my board. At turn 7, he drops a Chillmaw that he pulled from a Stonehill Defender. I figure "Okay, well he probably doesn't run dragons." I try to roll poisonous off a Crackling Razormaw on a little 1/1 Alleycat and fail. Well shoot. Okay. I kill command it. Imagine my surprise when Chillmaw actually explodes and wipes my board. This is not good. He then begins pulling taunt after taunt out of his deck, while I try to ping him down with my hero power.

It's turn nine. He has eight health. I don't have enough cards to regain the board, but I -do- have Leeroy Jenkins, some Quick Shots, and two copies of Unleash the Hounds in my hand. I release the first batch of hounds to prune the taunts, hero power him down to six health, and prepare to hopefully drop the one Stonehill Defender with a Quick Shot, and then finish him off with Leeroy. He then drop a quartet of minions, and Sunkeeper Tarim. Well, shit. I guess it's over then... Or is it?

I can't kill him with Leeroy, this is true, but sudden realization dawns on me. I still have the second Unleash the Hounds, and I can produce enough of the little ankle biters to finish him. I play Leeroy, giving him two whelps and bringing his minion count up to seven. I then sail Leeroy into Tarim, and unleash the hounds. One finishes Tarim off, Quick Shot brings down the other taunt he had, and the hounds finish him off for exact lethal. T'was glorious.

I crafted 2 Spreading Plagues literally one day before the nerf announcement, so I've been trying the other Druid decks that aren't tier 1 (you know, EZ BIG EZ DRUID, original token Druid with Violet Teachers, Taunt Druid, Midrange Druid). You know, being only half a scumbag. Though I have to say this game made me feel full scumbag when you consider how much I escaped death:

https://hsreplay.net/replay/7EB8QusVRDLnTzsLW6VvyA

Well, I gotta admit it felt oh so great to Devolve + Lightning Storm Druid's seven Living Mana treants. Of course, it was an instant concede. 

Murlocadin vs Quest mage, game is in favor of The mage, he draws a lot, and is able to control and clean my board. He completed his quest, but did not combo me next turn. He even played simulacrum on babbling book, so i figured out he misses Antonidus. He plays some secrets from babbling/tome/glyphs, and frost nova on nothing, sitting with 8 cards in hand and one last card in his deck. 

I Checked with a murloc, Frozen clone proc, filling his hand and here burns Antonidus... 😂

I have had some REALLY miserable days on ladder lately. Went from rank 3 - 4 stars back to rank 5 - zero stars. I played everything, and always getting counter queued. Back at rank 5 - zero stars. I'm thinking.. FUCK it. Let's play mill rogue. I have nothing to lose. What do I face? Pirate warrior. Of course. I've seen a ton of greedy priest and control decks lately. 

What do I do? I smorc him, before he can smorc me. Awesome. Finally some deserved luck.

Boy, I did'nt realise how much did I miss midrange patron warrior until I started playing it again tonight.

EVERYONE, GET IN HERE!

Playing Skulking Geist against a Jade Druid, on curve.  

Don't really need to say much more than that.  :)

I'm on mobile so I can't post a pic, but I was goofing around on Wild with a Deathrattle res Shaman and played against a Deathrattle Reno Priest. He copied my Cairne and throughout the game I lost count how many Cairnes were played total lol. If I'm able to I'll  post a pic later. We had fun.