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Pro-tip

Having trouble against freeze mage?

Put 1 Eater of Secrets in your deck! Blizzard's matching system will never match you against a freeze mage again! Problem solved!

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Pro-tip

Having trouble against freeze mage?

Put 1 Eater of Secrets in your deck! Blizzard's matching system will never match you against a freeze mage again! Problem solved!

 

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I'm not your bro, and the meta hasn't changed in months. Unless you are counting the murloc infestation in Casual.

And, good on you. It almost exclusively what I face. You =/= everyone else. 

Also, this is the SALT thread. Not the "unwelcome advice" thread. 

 Sorry for trying to be helpful. I tweaked my decks a little and went from a huge losing streak to a pretty good winning streak, so if I can help some of the salty folks out a little bit I figure that's a nice thing to do. The meta changes all the time. 

Yeo, I get you're trying to be helpful, but this is a salt threat. Let people be salty. Go troll around the threads and look for people who want help.

And while i'm here, fuck Tirion.

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Quote from paleobory >>

I'm not your bro, and the meta hasn't changed in months. Unless you are counting the murloc infestation in Casual.

And, good on you. It almost exclusively what I face. You =/= everyone else. 

Also, this is the SALT thread. Not the "unwelcome advice" thread. 

 Sorry for trying to be helpful. I tweaked my decks a little and went from a huge losing streak to a pretty good winning streak, so if I can help some of the salty folks out a little bit I figure that's a nice thing to do. The meta changes all the time. 

Yeo, I get you're trying to be helpful, but this is a salt threat. Let people be salty. Go troll around the threads and look for people who want help.

And while i'm here, fuck Tirion.

Ic... So this is for player who get salty??

Hope Justicar will be rotate soon... hate it when i don't have it... hate it when I see others keep getting legendary Card... Salty to the max...

I guess... The grass always looks greener on the other side... Peace Out..

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how do you deal with losing to pure fucking blind luck? 

 1) Don't take the game seriously.

2) Don't think you are that good at it.

3) Don't take the game seriously.

Once you realize those things, you will be able to lower your sodium levels.

 You are wrong.  I know I am not that good; I'm not losing to higher skilled players or better plays - I'm losing to absolutely insane draws and topdecks.

edit: Also want to use my post to once more rant about how maly druid isn't good vs fucking anything.

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how do you deal with losing to pure fucking blind luck? 

 1) Don't take the game seriously.

2) Don't think you are that good at it.

3) Don't take the game seriously.

Once you realize those things, you will be able to lower your sodium levels.

 You are wrong.  I know I am not that good; I'm not losing to higher skilled players or better plays - I'm losing to absolutely insane draws and topdecks.

edit: Also want to use my post to once more rant about how maly druid isn't good vs fucking anything.

 Then rant and don't ask a question.

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how do you deal with losing to pure fucking blind luck? 

 1) Don't take the game seriously.

2) Don't think you are that good at it.

3) Don't take the game seriously.

Once you realize those things, you will be able to lower your sodium levels.

 You are wrong.  I know I am not that good; I'm not losing to higher skilled players or better plays - I'm losing to absolutely insane draws and topdecks.

edit: Also want to use my post to once more rant about how maly druid isn't good vs fucking anything.

 Then rant and don't ask a question.

 Then don't answer a question in a salt thread with a serious response.

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how do you deal with losing to pure fucking blind luck? 

 1) Don't take the game seriously.

2) Don't think you are that good at it.

3) Don't take the game seriously.

Once you realize those things, you will be able to lower your sodium levels.

 You are wrong.  I know I am not that good; I'm not losing to higher skilled players or better plays - I'm losing to absolutely insane draws and topdecks.

edit: Also want to use my post to once more rant about how maly druid isn't good vs fucking anything.

 Then rant and don't ask a question.

 Then don't answer a question in a salt thread with a serious response.

 Final word

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Whenever I feel a bit salty, I come to this thread. Then I see a Schrute post (guaranteed within the last 3 posts) and I realize that I'm not that salty at all.

This shouldn't come as a surprise, but Evolve Shaman is trash. You're sitting here, just trying to pull off an Evolve play that's even partially worthwhile and when you finally hit it and you're looking at your board of garbage, you think:  "You know, if this card was Bloodlust instead of Evolve, I'd have just won."

jesus fucking christ.  top deck after top deck. i cant wait until prieststone because fuck all you aggro asshats.

three fucking games in a row where i either draw only the top half or bottom half of my deck.  top half and i only face zoo and aggro bullshit, bottom half and i only have removal and nothing of value like sludge belcher.  must be fucking nice to have a normal hearthstone experience.

Sad life... Played Brann Bronze Beard,  Play Gang Up on him, Try to kill Azure Drake with COMBO SI:7 Agent but the game has a glitch! SAD Life, please fix or i cannot commit to experimenting with Rouge Mill... 

After which, I play 2 Brann Bronzebeard to heal my self with Earthen Ring Farseer but only get healed for 3!

Please fix the damn HS glitches... TY!

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 If this ever happens, i guess he will cry about all the "netdecked celptomaniac priests" out there. Cant wait to see it.

 Honestly I'll be the first to occupy this thread when Prieststone begins. Control priest is the most depressive opponent you can have.

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Sad life... Played Brann Bronze Beard,  Play Gang Up on him, Try to kill Azure Drake with COMBO SI:7 Agent but the game has a glitch! SAD Life, please fix or i cannot commit to experimenting with Rouge Mill... 

 

After which, I play 2 Brann Bronzebeard to heal my self with Earthen Ring Farseer but only get healed for 3!

Please fix the damn HS glitches... TY!

 For the SI 7 part: Combo effects aren't battlecries. Brann has no effect on those.
The earthen ring farseer, well I can't tell from the screenshot if it was actually bugged or if you're mistaken.

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jesus fucking christ.  top deck after top deck. i cant wait until prieststone because fuck all you aggro asshats.

 If this ever happens, i guess he will cry about all the "netdecked celptomaniac priests" out there. Cant wait to see it.

agreed

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 I will remember you if the time with priest on top of meta will ever come and you proceed to cry about them.

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how do you deal with losing to pure fucking blind luck? 

 1) Don't take the game seriously.

2) Don't think you are that good at it.

3) Don't take the game seriously.

Once you realize those things, you will be able to lower your sodium levels.

 You are wrong.  I know I am not that good; I'm not losing to higher skilled players or better plays - I'm losing to absolutely insane draws and topdecks.

edit: Also want to use my post to once more rant about how maly druid isn't good vs fucking anything.

 Then rant and don't ask a question.

 Then don't answer a question in a salt thread with a serious response.

 Final word

 Except for this one. -Bitch-

And also, Fuck Aldor Peacekeeper,