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I like how regardless of how many health you have, if your hunter opponent has the control you know you'll be dead within a few turns.

Just remove hunter already Blizzard. All the class ever does is go face. For crying out loud, the hero power is designed to go face. Either completely change the class, or remove it if you want a fun and interactive game.

 Um... face hunter has been dead since Explorers. Most hunters are midrange these days. 

 Yes, but midrange will eventually just smorc you down. Eventually the kill commands and quick shots start going face.

 How else do you win? Is there a secret win condition where the opponent doesn't have less than or equal to 0 health?

IF YOU HAVE LETHAL

JUST FUCKING GIVE LETHAL

DON'T BE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AND PLAY OUT YOUR ENTIRE HAND OR HOWEVER OVER EVERY CARD LIKE MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE IT

JUST FUCKING GIVE LETHAL

GOD DAMN.

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I like how regardless of how many health you have, if your hunter opponent has the control you know you'll be dead within a few turns.

Just remove hunter already Blizzard. All the class ever does is go face. For crying out loud, the hero power is designed to go face. Either completely change the class, or remove it if you want a fun and interactive game.

 Um... face hunter has been dead since Explorers. Most hunters are midrange these days. 

 Yes, but midrange will eventually just smorc you down. Eventually the kill commands and quick shots start going face.

 How else do you win? Is there a secret win condition where the opponent doesn't have less than or equal to 0 health?

 No, but hunter is the only class I know that pretty much just goes face as soon as they have control of the game.

Anyone else experiencing a murloc infestation? It's absolutely fucking retarded and anyone playing the goddamn murloc zoo deck should go shove a cactus up their rectum. 

When the opponent mage is at 3 health and you get 2 Totemic Might out of his 2 Spellslinger

Next turn he renos

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I like how regardless of how many health you have, if your hunter opponent has the control you know you'll be dead within a few turns.

Just remove hunter already Blizzard. All the class ever does is go face. For crying out loud, the hero power is designed to go face. Either completely change the class, or remove it if you want a fun and interactive game.

 Um... face hunter has been dead since Explorers. Most hunters are midrange these days. 

 Yes, but midrange will eventually just smorc you down. Eventually the kill commands and quick shots start going face.

 How else do you win? Is there a secret win condition where the opponent doesn't have less than or equal to 0 health?

 No, but hunter is the only class I know that pretty much just goes face as soon as they have control of the game.

 Is that not what someone should do if it is optimal based on the information they have and it gets them closer to winning? I'm confused.

Dear shaman players I wish you a great Christmas you poor braindead bastards. Hopefully you'll get a brain replacement from Santa, otherwise please do yourselves a favor and take a break so the rest of the community can go get some chemo until you're back.  

Sincerely, a rogue player.

I'm  more convinced than ever that this game is 100% luck.

Yep.  Pure fucking luck.  How do I get luckier besides committing Hearthstone suicicde and playing midrange shaman?

A quick PSA for all of us here in the salt thread: 

UPDATE YOUR DECKS. 

I was getting so salty from losing a lot. Updated my decks, now I'm winning games again. I was using decks that hadn't been updated for the meta and wondering why I was losing. 

how do you deal with losing to pure fucking blind luck? 

Gee, and here I am playing a deck from 2014. Not. Maybe I should update to mid-range Shaman? Is that updated "for the meta"? Get out of here. 

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Gee, and here I am playing a deck from 2014. Not. Maybe I should update to mid-range Shaman? Is that updated "for the meta"? Get out of here. 

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how do you deal with losing to pure fucking blind luck? 

I'm not your bro, and the meta hasn't changed in months. Unless you are counting the murloc infestation in Casual.

And, good on you. It almost exclusively what I face. You =/= everyone else. 

Also, this is the SALT thread. Not the "unwelcome advice" thread. 

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I'm not your bro, and the meta hasn't changed in months. Unless you are counting the murloc infestation in Casual.

And, good on you. It almost exclusively what I face. You =/= everyone else. 

Also, this is the SALT thread. Not the "unwelcome advice" thread. 

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I'm not your bro, and the meta hasn't changed in months. Unless you are counting the murloc infestation in Casual.

And, good on you. It almost exclusively what I face. You =/= everyone else. 

Also, this is the SALT thread. Not the "unwelcome advice" thread. 

 Sorry for trying to be helpful. I tweaked my decks a little and went from a huge losing streak to a pretty good winning streak, so if I can help some of the salty folks out a little bit I figure that's a nice thing to do. The meta changes all the time. 

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how do you deal with losing to pure fucking blind luck? 

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how do you deal with losing to pure fucking blind luck? 

 1) Don't take the game seriously.

2) Don't think you are that good at it.

3) Don't take the game seriously.

Once you realize those things, you will be able to lower your sodium levels.