Hearthpwn

I fucking hate control priest.  It's like Protoss in SC2 all over again, people whine and bitch it's the worst race and proceed to forge fast expand all the way into high diamond.  Just because it's weak at the pro level doesn't mean it's weak at all for 99% of people.  Seriously fuck priests, dumb as fuck, just played vs one and was hero powering until turn 8, because they just sit back like pussies and do nothing, they only play on YOUR MOVES.  

oh again like a fucking faggot protoss player in WOL, 2 base into deathball lmao faceroll.

How the fuck can that be considered smart at all, it's more retarded than hunter.

I've been floating around rank 13-12 for a while now, it's a shame slow decks are punished so hard for ladder climbing.

I'm also not good enough to maintain a 70-80% winrate and just shoot up instantly, which combined with my deck being tier 3 makes this a hard struggle.

I feel like I just lose with my Tempo Rogue, while I win with my N'zoth Rogue pretty often.

N'zoth pally can't do shit on ladder, it seems. Aggro and hunters just go face with everything. Eaglehorn bow? Yep, fuck minions, attack his face. Me real smart. Real fun and interactive. 

People who play Yogg play with no skill at all. Perfect flamestrike, into buffing Yogg to 12/8 and doing 8 damage to face for lethal next next is absolutely ridiculous. I had lethal with board next but obviously my opponent had Godly RNG with Yogg and got exactly what he needed. I had a 20% chance to draw into N'Zoth to summon Tirion again, never happened. I hate the obnoxious RNG in this game and how people can solely win because of one Godly RNG Card.

4 Mana 7/7 YEAH 4 mana 7/7 YEAH YEAH YEAH FUCK YOU SO MUCH BLIZZARD ITS FUN AND INTERACTIVE I SLAMMED MY HAND SO HARD ON MY DESK I CANT MOVE MY INDEX FINGER FUCK YOU

starting to think that worgen otk is highly overrated. 

edit: ok yeah i give up this deck is fucking terrible.

fuck you if yo play mill rogue.  for real.  no one want so play these 10 to 15 minute games.

is there something that says if you're playing as rogue, you have a much higher chance of going first??

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starting to think that worgen otk is highly overrated. 

eit: ok yeah i give up this deck is fucking terrible.

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starting to think that worgen otk is highly overrated. 

eit: ok yeah i give up this deck is fucking terrible.

 I was telling people this, when they complained about the supposed "power" of this deck. I never lost against Worgen Warrior. I even managed to SMOrc them with a C'Thun Druid, for f's sake.

finish this game i'm clearly winning and finish a quest to get enough gold to buy a pack?

nah, disconnected from hs servers. 

I am so god damned fucking tired or Warrior assholes.  Geezus Chrust that clas is so OP.  Fuck Brawl, Fuck extra armor, Fuck cheap removal.  How do you asshole Warior players EVER fucking lose?  Fuck off.

so miracle rogue is pretty bad.  absolutely crushed by dragon priest with taunt after taunt after taunt. 

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  What is this "sometimes" you speak of?  Do you mean "all the time"?  Hw about playing a combo deck and your combo is at the bottom of your deck in most games?

Your combo will be in the bottom of your deck just as often as it is in the front, or the middle. But by all means, keep blaming RNG so you can stay salty and bad. :) 

cool, another loss with miracle rogue.  gg tempo mage.  how do i get good matchups?

It's unbalanced.  That's what I'm salty about. I get way more bad draws and matchups than my opponents.  I sound salty?  Yeah I fucking am.  Spectate my games and see what hell I have to deal with.

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It's unbalanced.  That's what I'm salty about. I get way more bad draws and matchups than my opponents.  I sound salty?  Yeah I fucking am.  Spectate my games and see what hell I have to deal with.

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It's unbalanced.  That's what I'm salty about. I get way more bad draws and matchups than my opponents.  I sound salty?  Yeah I fucking am.  Spectate my games and see what hell I have to deal with.

 Seems like you never win any game, lol

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It's unbalanced.  That's what I'm salty about. I get way more bad draws and matchups than my opponents.  I sound salty?  Yeah I fucking am.  Spectate my games and see what hell I have to deal with.

 Seems like you never win any game, lol

 Rarely. Only when both my opponent and I draw "average."

ah okay so if i stick with one deck i will stop getting fucked in the ass by rng?  hearthstone secrets revealed!  you heard it here first folks!

you dont get it.  im not bitching about "i dont know how to mulligan with this deck." I'm bitching about "i mulliganed bad midgame cards for even worse late game cards," and "ill be okay as long as my opponent doesn't have this specific answer - oh fuck of course he does," and "i'm okay as long as he doesn't topdeck lethal- oh fuck.  topdeck lethal."

Matchmaking is rigged SchruteBucks, don't believe Blizzard's lies.