i dont understand why people in this game try their best to be douchebags. like your life sucks that much so you will have to bring your hate in a fucking game? you won its a game youre not fucking pro youre a zero why you emote and feel superior its fucking matchups and rng wtf did you accomplish exactly? i win and i dont emote like a fucking idiot, i come to play this game to fucking relax and everyone is tryharding so much and acts like a douche when the rng favours them. i wish they would make the game pay to play then these fucking kids wont afford it
Have you noticed that it's the players who haven't made it below rank 15 that BM the most? I like to refer to this kind of thing as "sophomore syndrome" like back in High-school where the sophomores are the worst about hazing the freshmen trying to prove they aren't freshmen anymore, desperately trying to prove to the world they they're all grown up now. xD
Tempo Warrior against totem shaman(i am the shammy)
Round 3 i have a Totem Golem on the board against an armorsmith. Flame Juggler 50% chance of clear...nope goes face. This results in my totem golem getting cleared by the armorsmith and the second hit of his war axe takes out my flame juggler. THAT WAS AN ERROR.
Then at some point in the game i think turn 6 now hes played 2 Kokron Elite's, I had to clear the 1st with a double doomhammer the second one is on board. I tap hoping for a +1 spell damage for my lightning storm for a guaranteed kill. Nope. Roll the 50/50 dice....nope he lives with 1 HP, so i have to clear a Doomhammer hit which brings me to 8 life.
On turn 8 I now have 5 minions on board, 3 of which are totems, a flame juggler and a totem golem. I also have bloodlust+rockbiter in hand and I have 2 shots left on my Doomhammer. His board is empty. He has 23 life so I have lethal in hand. He plops down a fat Ragnaros the Firelord who decides out of the 16% chances of him winning the game to pick that option.
Thank you law of probabilities for granting my opponent a victory, because if either of the two 50% probabilities had gone my way, than my opponent wouldn't have even had the chance to win the game with a 16% longshot Rag throwdown to the face.
This game is so stressful and bad for you, can't wait for overwatch to release already. Also what's the deal with shaman and zoo players complaining, you guys ruin the game and yet you have a right to complain?
What's going on with casual ? Trying to play a stupid Yogg hunter deck for fun, and all I saw was zoolock, miracle rogue, midrange shaman, tempo warrior etc... I'm not mad but... I don't understand. Why don't you play in ranked mode ? I don't get it. All those decks I faced were tier 1 decks, what's the point of playing them in casu ?
What's going on with casual ? Trying to play a stupid Yogg hunter deck for fun, and all I saw was zoolock, miracle rogue, midrange shaman, tempo warrior etc... I'm not mad but... I don't understand. Why don't you play in ranked mode ? I don't get it. All those decks I faced were tier 1 decks, what's the point of playing them in casu ?
THIS, a thousand times this. I came back to the game after skipping an xpac or two, and while some things are awesome (a few less broken cards, Standard is pretty cool. But casual... is fucking tier deck after tier deck after tier deck. I can only think it's the bully aspect rearing its head.
What's going on with casual ? Trying to play a stupid Yogg hunter deck for fun, and all I saw was zoolock, miracle rogue, midrange shaman, tempo warrior etc... I'm not mad but... I don't understand. Why don't you play in ranked mode ? I don't get it. All those decks I faced were tier 1 decks, what's the point of playing them in casu ?
This is a constant complaint in this thread. Casual is simply a place to play without worrying about rank and should have a different name IMHO. There is no expectation going into casual that you will face a "fun" deck or a "netdeck". Because people go there to finish quests without fear of losing rank I have noticed it is sometimes much worse place to play than ranked.
Frankly, it is much better to forget about Casual and just play ranked. I only use casual when I am testing out a completely stupid deck and my rank is high enough that I don't want to risk losing stars. Hell, what's the point of testing a deck against horrible decks anyway?
At least ranked will give you credit towards your 500 wins and you are just as likely to win with a "fun" deck in Ranked as you are in Casual.
TL;DR: Don't play Casual, it is anything but casual.
1) opponent skips T1. plays T2 amani berserker (ok). T3: Blackwing Technican as 3/5 (meh) T4: Nerubian Prophet (2 mana) + Recombobulator, transforming the Prophet into a 7/6 Mogor the Ogre (WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK)
2) I have lethal on board as a druid with a 4/2 and a 3/5, and have Living Roots in hand, so 10 damage possible. Enemy is Shaman with no board and 6 health. Plays: Rumbling Elemental, Voodoo Doctor (created by Mulch) healing face so he is at 8 health, Elemental kills my 4/2. OF FUCKING COURSE. So I'm 2 short of lethal. I don't use Living Roots yet, pushing him to 4 health and drop another minion. He cant clear, but drops a Tournament Medic into Heropower and the topdecked Infested Tauren. FML. Still no lethal, drawing a 2 drop, running out of steam. I could kill the Tauren, but then I lost the board completely and just can't topdeck one of my 2 Feral Rages, Starfire or Argent Commander. Then he gets a fucking Taunt totem while playing Dr. 4 and it is gg. Oh yeah, I was at 30 health the whole time before.
3) I'm Mage vs Mage. Running out of steam again, however he is at 2 HP. Ping face, 1 HP. TOPDECKS HEALBOT! Few turns later, I have him at 6 health again. I have a Loot Hoarder on board which he kills with his Acolythe of Pain. Loot Hoarder gives me my Reckless Rocketeer and I'm happy. Until I see what that Acolythe gave him: A FUCKING GODDAMN SECOND HEALBOT! WHO THE FUCK PICKS 2 FUCKING HEALBOTS!? Lost again.
I swear, I am soooo fucking done with that shit right now.
Pretty pissed right now. Newish player trying to ladder. I can get to 14 but then fall back down to 17 with awful losing streaks facing decks that look like rank 1 or legend decks.
The RNJesus is not being kind to me, either. I'm also sick of facing all these stupid Shamans and ZooLocks.
I can complain about a lot of things, and most of the time I can just shrug it off. Uninteractive Freeze mage matchup? I know I've won or lost from the start, so whatever. Opponent gets lucky topdecks? I get those too, so can't really complain. Aggro deck finishing me off by turn 5? I'm cool with it, actually, just means I can get to the next game faster.
But the ONE THING that pisses me off without fail, that I get light headed yelling about.
"Attempting to reconnect"
I can shrug off a loss fine, but whether I'm winning or losing, seeing that fucking connection error icon flash on my phone, or seeing that message pop up, I can go ballistic. Hearing my character say "I can't do that, i can't do that, I can't do that," when YES YOU CAN FUCKING DO THAT YOU PEACE OF SHIT, completely missing out on my opponents turn so I have no idea what the hell happened, what cards they used, whether they've used up any removal, and not even getting to look back at what they did with the previous actions area.
And I know, it's probably my fault for living with a rural area with a less than stable provider. But god damn, if I'm dealing with this connection BS throughout the whole match, I don't care if I win or lose, the whole thing is just soured.
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Nat Flippin-Pagle gets corrupted, but the Mighty Millhouse Manastorm doesn't?!
I'm playing control Paladin because I have a Paladin quest. Not N'Zoth Paladin, just midrange/control. I'm against a C'Thun Warrior (what a surprise, another netdecker who copies a deck from EU prelims). I have a board of 6 1/1s and Tirion. He plays Sylvanas, The Coin, and Brawl. Tirion wins. First of all, that's THE shittiest play I've ever seen. In literally every situation other than the one that happened, you get a terrible outcome. You either steal a 1/1, or if you're lucky, I kill Sylvanas with the Ashbringer. But nope, Tirion wins.
This game has fucked me over so much these past few months, I don't even get how it's possible.
TepmoSmort - Oh yeah, N'Hozth Pladin is da best deck in gaem! You destroy every fucking single piece of board and even urself! Keep annihilating everything and TRY TO KEEP BOARD CLEAR.
Aghhhh! This game is so frustrating to learn. I've lost 11 games in a row with both aggro and totem shaman. I honestly could punch a hole in the wall right now, how the fuck am I so bad!? I honestly don't think I've ever been this frustrated at a game before in my life. I feel like I'm a complete idiot and am totally incapable of learning this game.
TepmoSmort - Oh yeah, N'Hozth Pladin is da best deck in gaem! You destroy every fucking single piece of board and even urself! Keep annihilating everything and TRY TO KEEP BOARD CLEAR.
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Tempo Warrior against totem shaman(i am the shammy)
Round 3 i have a Totem Golem on the board against an armorsmith. Flame Juggler 50% chance of clear...nope goes face. This results in my totem golem getting cleared by the armorsmith and the second hit of his war axe takes out my flame juggler. THAT WAS AN ERROR.
Then at some point in the game i think turn 6 now hes played 2 Kokron Elite's, I had to clear the 1st with a double doomhammer the second one is on board. I tap hoping for a +1 spell damage for my lightning storm for a guaranteed kill. Nope. Roll the 50/50 dice....nope he lives with 1 HP, so i have to clear a Doomhammer hit which brings me to 8 life.
On turn 8 I now have 5 minions on board, 3 of which are totems, a flame juggler and a totem golem. I also have bloodlust+rockbiter in hand and I have 2 shots left on my Doomhammer. His board is empty. He has 23 life so I have lethal in hand. He plops down a fat Ragnaros the Firelord who decides out of the 16% chances of him winning the game to pick that option.
Thank you law of probabilities for granting my opponent a victory, because if either of the two 50% probabilities had gone my way, than my opponent wouldn't have even had the chance to win the game with a 16% longshot Rag throwdown to the face.
This game is so stressful and bad for you, can't wait for overwatch to release already. Also what's the deal with shaman and zoo players complaining, you guys ruin the game and yet you have a right to complain?
What's going on with casual ? Trying to play a stupid Yogg hunter deck for fun, and all I saw was zoolock, miracle rogue, midrange shaman, tempo warrior etc... I'm not mad but... I don't understand. Why don't you play in ranked mode ? I don't get it. All those decks I faced were tier 1 decks, what's the point of playing them in casu ?
Always a good feeling to see shamans beaten FeelsGoodMan. Clears all the salt you feel.
This fucking game is complete garbage. God forbid you play any control without either:
A) Running into some aggro bitch.
B) Running into some piece of shit Mage who can fireball away all game
c) Running into Yogg which makes the entire match fucking pointless with its RNG garbage.
Quick summary of my arena matches today.
1) opponent skips T1. plays T2 amani berserker (ok). T3: Blackwing Technican as 3/5 (meh) T4: Nerubian Prophet (2 mana) + Recombobulator, transforming the Prophet into a 7/6 Mogor the Ogre (WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK)
2) I have lethal on board as a druid with a 4/2 and a 3/5, and have Living Roots in hand, so 10 damage possible. Enemy is Shaman with no board and 6 health. Plays: Rumbling Elemental, Voodoo Doctor (created by Mulch) healing face so he is at 8 health, Elemental kills my 4/2. OF FUCKING COURSE. So I'm 2 short of lethal. I don't use Living Roots yet, pushing him to 4 health and drop another minion. He cant clear, but drops a Tournament Medic into Heropower and the topdecked Infested Tauren. FML. Still no lethal, drawing a 2 drop, running out of steam. I could kill the Tauren, but then I lost the board completely and just can't topdeck one of my 2 Feral Rages, Starfire or Argent Commander. Then he gets a fucking Taunt totem while playing Dr. 4 and it is gg. Oh yeah, I was at 30 health the whole time before.
3) I'm Mage vs Mage. Running out of steam again, however he is at 2 HP. Ping face, 1 HP. TOPDECKS HEALBOT! Few turns later, I have him at 6 health again. I have a Loot Hoarder on board which he kills with his Acolythe of Pain. Loot Hoarder gives me my Reckless Rocketeer and I'm happy. Until I see what that Acolythe gave him: A FUCKING GODDAMN SECOND HEALBOT! WHO THE FUCK PICKS 2 FUCKING HEALBOTS!? Lost again.
I swear, I am soooo fucking done with that shit right now.
Arena Leaderboard EU - September 2018: #47 (@7.77 Wins Average)
Pretty pissed right now. Newish player trying to ladder. I can get to 14 but then fall back down to 17 with awful losing streaks facing decks that look like rank 1 or legend decks.
The RNJesus is not being kind to me, either. I'm also sick of facing all these stupid Shamans and ZooLocks.
I can complain about a lot of things, and most of the time I can just shrug it off. Uninteractive Freeze mage matchup? I know I've won or lost from the start, so whatever. Opponent gets lucky topdecks? I get those too, so can't really complain. Aggro deck finishing me off by turn 5? I'm cool with it, actually, just means I can get to the next game faster.
But the ONE THING that pisses me off without fail, that I get light headed yelling about.
"Attempting to reconnect"
I can shrug off a loss fine, but whether I'm winning or losing, seeing that fucking connection error icon flash on my phone, or seeing that message pop up, I can go ballistic. Hearing my character say "I can't do that, i can't do that, I can't do that," when YES YOU CAN FUCKING DO THAT YOU PEACE OF SHIT, completely missing out on my opponents turn so I have no idea what the hell happened, what cards they used, whether they've used up any removal, and not even getting to look back at what they did with the previous actions area.
And I know, it's probably my fault for living with a rural area with a less than stable provider. But god damn, if I'm dealing with this connection BS throughout the whole match, I don't care if I win or lose, the whole thing is just soured.
Nat Flippin-Pagle gets corrupted, but the Mighty Millhouse Manastorm doesn't?!
Death to the Darkfisher! \(' ^' )/
I'm playing control Paladin because I have a Paladin quest. Not N'Zoth Paladin, just midrange/control. I'm against a C'Thun Warrior (what a surprise, another netdecker who copies a deck from EU prelims). I have a board of 6 1/1s and Tirion. He plays Sylvanas, The Coin, and Brawl. Tirion wins. First of all, that's THE shittiest play I've ever seen. In literally every situation other than the one that happened, you get a terrible outcome. You either steal a 1/1, or if you're lucky, I kill Sylvanas with the Ashbringer. But nope, Tirion wins.
This game has fucked me over so much these past few months, I don't even get how it's possible.
I wish Valeera had tentacles for arms
TepmoSmort - Oh yeah, N'Hozth Pladin is da best deck in gaem! You destroy every fucking single piece of board and even urself! Keep annihilating everything and TRY TO KEEP BOARD CLEAR.
Release day of WoTG, im opening 30 packs.
1st legendary: Mukla
2nd (and last) legendary: Mukla
F2P so im buying a pack kinda like a day, from gold farming and quests.
Since then i got 2 more legendaries: Mukla and fucking Mukla.
I mean, given the chances, is this even possible? And i see ppl on youtube and forums getting N'Zoth, Yogg, Rag and shit.
So fuck you all in general for your wonderfull packs.
Legend: April 2017, April 2018.
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Ofc!
I tried it in tempo mage, but it didnt work out well for me.
Legend: April 2017, April 2018.
Aghhhh! This game is so frustrating to learn. I've lost 11 games in a row with both aggro and totem shaman. I honestly could punch a hole in the wall right now, how the fuck am I so bad!? I honestly don't think I've ever been this frustrated at a game before in my life. I feel like I'm a complete idiot and am totally incapable of learning this game.
I have worst luck in history of Hearthstone.
Went from rank 8 to 11 in the past 2 days. Literally, have lost every match i've played today. Probably about 8 or so in a row.
I've tried every freaking netdeck there is.
Use zoo...go against heavy aggro mass removal.
Use shaman...never get tunnel trogg in opening hand and opponent always curves perfectly.
Use Miracle Rogue...cant draw Auctioneer for win.
Use Renolock...can't draw Reno.
Use control...get Smorced by SmorcShaman on turn 5.
Magic is so much better. Losing streaks like that never happen. The RNG in this game is totally bonkers.
Anyone who is Legend should be playing Powerball because they are lucky AF...