Hearthpwn

I f@&king hate freeze Mage!!!!!!i can't beat them, I have never beat them!!!!!  I don't suck but that f$&kjng deck is poison!!!!!! I just conceed when I relise I'm playing one instead of going through the slow play until damb emperor drops.... HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!

ahhhhh.....  That felt better. :()

How do I always have such shitty luck in Arena? My last 5 runs I've managed to grab Mage twice and Paladin three times, but not once was I allowed to draft any removal. Not once did I get a legendary (hell, I only managed to draft 1 epic out of all 5 of those runs). Not once did I manage to make it past 4 wins. I just get swarmed by minions and if I ever do manage to gain control of the board I get wiped instantly. My last run was with Paladin and I had decent cards. I mean, it was no 12 win decklist but I should've been able to get 4 or 5 easy with a chance for more if RNGeezus smiled down upon me. Nope. 1 fucking win.

Plus, I have that goddamn 5 gold and that shit bothers me to no end. It shouldn't even be possible to get gold in anything except increments of 10. It's just a fucking scam to force you to play more Arena if you ever want to access all of your gold.

Just one of those days, you know? Shit luck.

Also fuck midrange Shaman. Between Thing From Below, Master of Evolution, Tuskarr Totemic rolling Totem Golem, and Flamewreathed Faceless, I just can't keep up. 

Try me.

im playing tempomage with a ragnaros vs control warrior. He plays Sylvannas, but my ragnaros manages to hit face. He then Fiery axe my apprentice, and steals rag woth Sylv, just to play his own Ragnaros. Yukkk

OH MAN, THE FEELING IS SOOOO GOOOOD

Quote from Gabrielm1234 >>

I f@&king hate freeze Mage!!!!!!i can't beat them, I have never beat them!!!!!  I don't suck but that f$&kjng deck is poison!!!!!! I just conceed when I relise I'm playing one instead of going through the slow play until damb emperor drops.... HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!

 

ahhhhh.....  That felt better. :()

Quote from eksveaer >>

I thought i liked the expansion but now when the meta has settled and the only thing one finds is 50% face shamans, 25% miracle rogues and 20% zoo and 5% shared between all other decks. Jesus the amount of brainless autopilot decks around now. Fuck them all, especially shamans with their cunty 7/7.

Bet it is the same people who enjoyed to play combo druid before. Funny how none of them have the legend back, spineless scums.

Played against 5 Shamans in a row...everyone played a god damn Trogg first turn of course.

Faced two aggro shamans, both went second, both had EXACTLY this:

Turn one tunnel trog

Turn two totem golem

Turn three coin feral spirit

I'm not even that mad because I queued with a deck designed to especially destroy those cuckers, but that is disgusting.

First game with standard Freeze Mage. Plays full Ctrl Warrior with every single legendary. Draws Monkey in like 3 turns. Reno from Monkey healed him to full health.

It's friggin' amazing. I wish I could say that I wasn't even mad. 

Reno fucking Malygos mage. With double Ice Block, Double Ice Lance, Double Flamestrike and double Doomsayer. Who managed to use Reno to heal for 29 WITH 16 CARDS STILL IN THE DECK. This is the most infuriating thing - to lose to a deck which clearly works once in a fucking lifetime.

two games in a row and two against the same mage and BOTH times he gets archmage from unstable and then pulls it from my deathlord in wild - WHAT SHIT RNG BULLCRAP/

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two games in a row and two against the same mage and BOTH times he gets archmage from unstable and then pulls it from my deathlord in wild - WHAT SHIT RNG BULLCRAP/

I did not say that. You see me say hand?He pulled it from his deck- as anyone who has played deathloard knows noobtube. 

some people in this game suck gods dick too much

I once lost a game because of brawl I literally could not have lost if I had not played brawl. The reason is because my opponent's board was full of useless totems and one good minion, which I could have survived because of Tank up, but I was afraid of bloodlust so I brawled. Best minion survives, 1 in 7 chance, then he is able to play more threatening minions (turns out there was no bloodlust) and eventually win because Grom has no interest in being drawn anywhere near in time and oh, look, a taunt totem.

seriously fuck this game. my c'thun on my last 5 cards checked. my fucking c'thun leaves them with 1 hp and then i lose the fucki ng game checked. fucking game motherfucking luckers

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I did not say that. You see me say hand?He pulled it from his deck- as anyone who has played deathloard knows noobtube. 

Honestly i have given up ranking up because i cant get past rank 18 because i die on turn 5(and i play zoo to rank up to at least rank 5, where at some skilled players are, usually) so i created miracle rogue with yogg. Literally the entire deck is answers, and while they wait for Violet Teacher or something like that to be played so they can board clear(or SMorc), BAM Yogg. If im going to get brutally raped by aggro and other rogues, its gonna because yogg draws 20 cards with 5 sprints.

I sorta felt bad for the guy