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Even Blizzard has had to admit that decks featuring  Razakus , corridor creeper, patches, and bonemare are ridiculously broken. Official confirmation that if you ranked up using a deck featuring those cards you are a sad lame pathetic little fuck whose rank is meaningless and your cancer deck is getting nerfed to the ground soon. GL on finding the next broken copy paste netdeck you pathetic shit.

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Potion of Madness Is the biggest dick move ever.... not only it has the ability to turn your earlygame minions against you, not only it is undercosted... But also it can just steal your deathrattle! THIS IS STUPID!

You want to play Shimmering Tempest for a free spell? Well TOO BAD! THAT PRIEST GETS IT INSTEAD!

Or you want to play Pyros for a good lategame option... guess what happens!

Blizzard, just remove that card from the game and make everyone happy!

You never want to play a naked Shimmering Tempest against priest without immediately pinging it for this very reason, unless they have already used the spell already. This is one thing that separates players who play around what they know their opponent's class has access to, and those who don't.

 4 mana: get a random mage spell. VALUE BOYS

My luck just has to be the worst. I can't take this anymore.

My opponent's always get the nut draw and I always get at best a semi good hand. Every game is a struggle. I can handle cards with RNG effects but it us literally the luck of draw is what does me in and it really likes to bend me over and fuck me in the ass ever since GVG. Naxxramus for some reason did good for me but ever since then I just can't get a lucky break. Haven't been able to climb to legend ever since and believe me I tried every trick in the book to help me climb and still nothing works until my luck comes back...

Arena....dear god my luck is worse there. Believe it or not whenever I draft an insane deck I don't get far but when I draft a somewhat decent deck I get better results.

I always do better when I've smoked a joint. Mellows me out so I don't overanalyze, I just play in the moment. Sometimes it lets me win that way, but mostly it lets me loose without blowing a gasket. When I get too angry I start to play like shit out of frustration.

So Spiteful Summoner is the new Corridor Creeper... 

I would absolutely adore getting to at least rank 15 in wild with my decks, but all of my opponents always have to either have tier 1 decks or the best legendaries in the game. SO much fun.

Did a match yesterday evening after a very bad day just to complete daily.
Found a druid playing at 0,1 seconds every turn.
the match lasted 40 minutes,i won using a beardo hunter.
Roping untill the 0,1 second in casual mode at 1 am.i have no words.

How retarded player has to be to test decks with 3 cards that have to be nerfed in couple of days. This game really isn't for all people, you should put an IQ test before letting people play HS.

We are in state of the game when double bounced Keles doesnt guarantee you win. Thx to cards like Spiteful Summoner. I was on both sides and what comes to my mind that its still true to fight cancer with cancer..

They systematically from expansion to expansion rise the value of the cards and since ungoro it is raised to beyond the roof..

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Quote from Megaiwer >>

Potion of Madness Is the biggest dick move ever.... not only it has the ability to turn your earlygame minions against you, not only it is undercosted... But also it can just steal your deathrattle! THIS IS STUPID!

You want to play Shimmering Tempest for a free spell? Well TOO BAD! THAT PRIEST GETS IT INSTEAD!

Or you want to play Pyros for a good lategame option... guess what happens!

Blizzard, just remove that card from the game and make everyone happy!

You never want to play a naked Shimmering Tempest against priest without immediately pinging it for this very reason, unless they have already used the spell already. This is one thing that separates players who play around what they know their opponent's class has access to, and those who don't.

 4 mana: get a random mage spell. VALUE BOYS

Or you can be greedy and attempt to get 2 chip damage to the face when the chip damage is meaningless to your win condition and open yourself up to PoM, which loses you value and gives it to the priest. That is why you're venting in this thread right? I'm sure you'll continue not playing around cards and then coming to this thread often ;)

I guess you never thought of NOT PLAYING A SECOND MINION, when there's a PoM target on your side of the board? I know, it's shocking. 

Holy shit, shaman is literally so shit, it even sucks in dungeon runs. I almost lost to giant rat because the damn thing swarmed the board, and all I could do to keep tempo was a shitty hero power that loses out to every other class.

My daily warlock rant... I can't fucking believe how OP this class is right now. Zoolock - even when I get my best draws as Paladin up front, it's almost impossible to overwhelm them by turn 10. Because, then comes out Gul'dan.

Fucking class is disgusting.

Yesterday, played 60 games.  Got the 100 gold in one day for the first time in my life. Also finally used a stats tracker.

I played against 17 warlocks and 25 priests. I went 50% against the priests, but like 4-13 against warlock.  I used to be maybe okay with facing warlock for the next year, but I don't think I can beat those fuckers any more.  Yesterday was so demoralizing.

Also, I've always had a rule where I would stop playing after a 3 game losing streak.  Somehow yesterday I never had a 3 game losing streak.  It was literally just win-loss-win-loss all day. Started rank 12 finished rank 12.  Maybe had one 3 game winning streak all day.  Also also, I think about 20 of the games I played were against a legend card back, which is just annoying.  I just wanna play against someone at my level haha =(.

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Also, I agree with the cubelock hate, that deck is a cheese fest. But I do love control Warlock. Shitting on Tempo Rogue and Aggro Paladin and getting that turn 6-7 concede is a great feeling. The Rin delete your deck combo is also really hard to pull off (they usually draw their full deck or just kill you before you can play it), but it's really satisfying when you do.

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Holy shit, shaman is literally so shit, it even sucks in dungeon runs. I almost lost to giant rat because the damn thing swarmed the board, and all I could do to keep tempo was a shitty hero power that loses out to every other class.

I'm tired of fucking playing against shitty players using constructed decks in arena. I was 8-0 and then i go against a warlock with mistress, librarian, defile, mountain giant, spellstone, and bane of doom. My next game is against the stupidest priest i've ever seen but won because he had two duskbreakers, dragonfire potion, two free from ambers, psychic scream, and cabal shadowpriest. Then my next fucking game i go against a mage with two copies of Ice block, corridor creeper, and cabalists tome. The mage also had babbling book, pyros, and two firelands portals. Fuck this game.

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My daily warlock rant... I can't fucking believe how OP this class is right now. Zoolock - even when I get my best draws as Paladin up front, it's almost impossible to overwhelm them by turn 10. Because, then comes out Gul'dan.

Fucking class is disgusting.

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My daily warlock rant... I can't fucking believe how OP this class is right now. Zoolock - even when I get my best draws as Paladin up front, it's almost impossible to overwhelm them by turn 10. Because, then comes out Gul'dan.

Fucking class is disgusting.

 guldan was there when the other dk heroes came out.Now its such a thing just because streamers came out with cubes and now everyone play them.
I recall when i built the control krulzakus months ago,it was very competitive and it wasnt a cancer. But ofc, since it wasnt using exploits it wasnt considered even if i reached rank 2 with it.
Now cubes are an allowed cheating, and those who say that they are not, are those who likes to cheat in real life competitions too.
Abusing cheats in games should be prohibited, but since it's blizzard which is allowing it, and this community is full of ****** monkeys, you will find the 90% playerbase playing it.
Its not the guldan,its what you play around him.
Also,blizzard decided to not fix voidlords/cubes. For real?only this could be a valid reason to quit the game, because leaving it unchanged in the game means that the next months the ladder will be the new shamanstone.
I mean, i dont even want to tech an entire deck just to silence voidlords.Fuck it, i cant fight against 6 voidlords or more even with 2 silences or saps or whatever it is. It's just broken even more then 2 corridor creepers at zero mana at turn 3/4.

If your so much an asshole that you need to emote over and over about you’re lucky hand then I hate to break it you are 1) a raging asshole and 2) not as skilled as you think

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Quote from Jonesy978 >>

My daily warlock rant... I can't fucking believe how OP this class is right now. Zoolock - even when I get my best draws as Paladin up front, it's almost impossible to overwhelm them by turn 10. Because, then comes out Gul'dan.

Fucking class is disgusting.

 guldan was there when the other dk heroes came out.Now its such a thing just because streamers came out with cubes and now everyone play them.
I recall when i built the control krulzakus months ago,it was very competitive and it wasnt a cancer. But ofc, since it wasnt using exploits it wasnt considered even if i reached rank 2 with it.
Now cubes are an allowed cheating, and those who say that they are not, are those who likes to cheat in real life competitions too.
Abusing cheats in games should be prohibited, but since it's blizzard which is allowing it, and this community is full of ****** monkeys, you will find the 90% playerbase playing it.
Its not the guldan,its what you play around him.
Also,blizzard decided to not fix voidlords/cubes. For real?only this could be a valid reason to quit the game, because leaving it unchanged in the game means that the next months the ladder will be the new shamanstone.
I mean, i dont even want to tech an entire deck just to silence voidlords.Fuck it, i cant fight against 6 voidlords or more even with 2 silences or saps or whatever it is. It's just broken even more then 2 corridor creepers at zero mana at turn 3/4.