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Love mages. I play a minion, he firelands face. I play a minion fireball face. And last double frostbolt face. Fun and interactive. 

Whoever designed Call to Arms and changed how Naga Sea Witch work should be raped by XXXTentacion and then get killed with potato.

Oh and fuck Divine Favor too

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Love mages. I play a minion, he firelands face. I play a minion fireball face. And last double frostbolt face. Fun and interactive. 

Screw perfect curve big priest

-"Oh look kobolds and catacombs is out!Lets play some new decks!" 

-Razakus Priest: "Nope!"

Another day in ladder,another day that "fagzakus" is full of it..

whoever is playing razakus priest and jade druid in casual deserve to be raped from jaraxus and then be oblitared to hell.

 let's send all hunters and jade druids to HoF

retarded players

I'm trying to enjoy standard but every season I find myself going back to wild.

Standard is more stale then a month old dorito stuck underneath the couch from a sick bong session, Literally almost every deck is running pirates, Corridor Raper and Bonermare, then there is the occaisonal Jade cancer or razakus priest, then when you go heavy control to counter all the aggro, you have to face a fucking mill rogue.

So all in all I mostly stick to wild, where the meta is SLIGHTLY more diverse, I also don't care about laddering anymore and just play meme decks most of the time

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So all in all I mostly stick to wild, where the meta is SLIGHTLY more diverse, I also don't care about laddering anymore and just play meme decks most of the time

big priest in Wild with standard cards.I am so mad now that i am about to destroy my keyboard.
 Had to kill 5 obsidian statues before dealing with lich king sword that stole 3 of my minions while he kept healing with statues.
Be thankful you dont know me in real. I would send you to the hospital.

Card distribution is rigged. Getting only the shitty epics..4 Astral Tigers, 6 Psychic Screams, 7 Cataclysm, 4 Bladed Gauntlet but 0 Branching Paths, Call to Arms, Twilight Acolyte, Voidlord or Corridor Creeper.

Wanted to wait for more random drops, so i crafted only 2 Corridor Creepers. Today i got one Astral Tiger more, Windshear Stormcaller and a Corridor Creeper, hooray.

TFW all you can say is "Are you fucking kidding me?" He even ate my turn 2 murloc with a freaking crab!

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big priest in Wild with standard cards.I am so mad now that i am about to destroy my keyboard.
 Had to kill 5 obsidian statues before dealing with lich king sword that stole 3 of my minions while he kept healing with statues.
Be thankful you dont know me in real. I would send you to the hospital.

 Just so I'm clear....I'm guessing you were playing against Big Priest, not AS one?

For what reason we would play 4 mana 7/7 if we could play a 6 mana 16/16

Here we go with casual again: 2 face hunters,1 tier 1 paladin,1 secret mage with aluneth and one kele rogue (shadowstepped turn 2)
Thanks blizzard.

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU DOUCHEBAG CUBELOCK PLAYERS ON CASUAL????  TAKE YOUR LAME ASS DECK ONTO THE LADDER...4 Games on casual trying to complete a quest, and they've all been against cubelock.  Get a fucking life and play something original