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Me: Polymorph is way too slow in this meta, and I haven't seen one big priest all day --> 2 big priests in a row.

Was up against a Quest mage (oh golly), pushed him down to 1 and popped his ice block at turn 7 and he had 0/6 of his quests fulfilled. Victory was imminent until he slammed down the Sorcerer's apprentice combo with molten reflection after molten reflection (one which he got off primordial glyph).  Played 0 mana Cabalist's tome and got another primordial glyph...hooray. Glyph into another glyph and into another glyph followed with a frost wave. At this point he had already completed his quest straight from zero and took another turn....but he couldn't possibly have Antonidas in his hand.....right?

Bam, there he drops Antonidas and the game was over for me. Lowlife also had the nerve to "wow" me when he knew perfectly well he was playing a gimmicky ass deck. Quest mages irritate me but this one irked me more than usual due to the fact that he went from 0/6 spells to 6/6 in one single turn.  Wow so much skill dude, now fuck off with your cancer deck.

So, I guess aggro is the druid flavor of this week, huh?

Lmao I better just start recording these fucking games and at least cash in on the trolden value. In arena, ahead of a warlock by a massive amount the entire game, get them to seven health. They answer my board state with defile, twisting nether, doom, defile, and finally a discovered shadow reaper anduin, each saving them from lethal the turn played. All over the course of five or so turns.

O U T S K I L L E D

Good thing they fucking are adding dungeon runs 

Probably going to be the only fucking mode I bother with anymore. I'm so fucking tired of not just getting beat, but getting SHIT on by RNG. I can take a loss, I can take the occasional upset, but fucking hell. It's almost every single fucking game lately.

Warlock, if you're reading this, grats on that seemingly AAA+++ draft. No hate.

If I loose another game against freaking double Devolve and double Hex I am going to flip. There is such a fucking overload of great counters against big minions that nobody should wonder about constantly facing fucking on curve aggressive bullshit or infinite jades. Why even bother to include expensive legendary into a deck, your opponent will just remove it and play 2 more minions on the same fucking turn. Its so frustrating really and if there won't be some serious changes on the power level of cheap minions we will have the same stupid meta forever.

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So, I guess aggro is the druid flavor of this week, huh?

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so, AGGRO HIGHLANDER PRIEST WITH PIRATES SCALEBANE AND BONEMARE ??????????????????????????????????

AGGRO

HIGHLANDER

PRIEST

i hate this game.

 LUL and bonemare will stay for a long time and all decks find uses for those cards so get used to it ! Its infuriating yes but unless blizzard do something about the card, deal with it champ

 this is fucking insane man! how can you play an aggro deck with one ofs ? neutral cards and machine gun thanks to anduin made it possible

Such a bullshit pack opening. Opened 90 packs got a ton of meme cards and not a single legendary I was actually looking for. Decide to shell out $25 CAD to buy 15 more packs. Rewarded with the Memespear, two Deck of Memers and Meme Archivist. What a load of crap...

Oh man I made an enormous mistake. I save up all that gold for months and then I accidentally buy 50 knights of the frozen throne packs instead of kobold and catacombs. I have contacted blizzard to see what they can do. My fingers are crossed that they can help as it took so much grinding to get that amount.

34 packs without legendaries...then I get Temporus.

Soon after, 38 f***ing packs to get...Master Oakheart.

And my free weapon was Skull of the Man'ari. Feelsbadman.

First time I run into ambush and this happens in one turn. Also Elven minstrel is op, really solves the running out of steam issue.

I play since open beta, I play almost every day and despite this I found my last (and only second) golden legendary 2 F**KING years and half ago.

Today my friend opened its, like, 6th and he didn't play even the half of me. F**k it.

Kingsbane is such fucking aids

Mage is the new cancer, confirmed

Go fuck yourself if you're playing miracle rogue

I'm so dumb. See, silly me thought I'd have about a day of fun before netdeckers started ruining everything. Turns out it was only a few hours!

First little rant of the expansion, but more for Hearthstone in general. How come whenever I watch a streamer or anyone else play this  game, I seem to have the worst luck in the world? I just played my first murloc pally. My deck runs x2 Lightning Storm, x2 Devolve, x2 Volcano, x2 Maelstrom... I drew 0 of them in my first 10 draws. Next game, EXACT SAME THING. Same Murloc Pally (different player), 10 cards later, all minions. I watch more Hearthstone than I play by about 5014810x and I never see anyone draw half as bad as me.

yea, dungeon runs, 9 piss easy bosses and the last one is unbeatable. Do you even game design, Blizzard ?