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My opponent plays the Lich King

I don't have any answer in hand except to play obsidian statue. 

Next turn, my priest opponent plays inkmaster solia or whatever the fuck into mind control on my statue- which is the one card he got off of Lyra before I killed it. 

That's enough hearthstone for tonight. Random bullshit into random bullshit.

Quote from BarrettFloyd >>

I seriously dont know what to do anymore..

Some losing streak is just totally normal, but i am getting stomped like i play some t5 deck
I am losing against EVERYTHING, some totally weird Druid and Shamsn and Hunters and whatthefuckisthisbullshit - Decks

I just have ZERO chance against anything, i´m getting rushed by fucking Razakus Priests

I started shortly after this game came out and played almost every day since then but i NEVER felt so fucking disappointed
and discouraged cause no matter WHAT i do it doenst matter AT ALL since i lose EVER fucking match

 

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Quote from Jonesy978 >>

In addition to my hate for Priests, I want to add something about Rogues.

Every Rogue player plays the same deck. I play Paladin. I appreciate I am at a huge disadvantage because my class ... well, it is largely uncompetitive at the moment.

But the only way I can win is if I draw the Golakka Crawlers early.  If I do, I can win. If I don't, I'm fucked. 

The game shouldn't be so entirely dependent on drawing the only card that exists to counter pirates. If you want to make pirate synergy so god damn powerful, at least give us more options to counter it. 

Is Blizzard happy that every season there are 1-3 classes, at best, that dominate the game? Why can't they make all classes competitive? FFS.

 There are actually 5 viable classes according to Trump, but the real problem is 99% of ranked players are priest right now, and Blizzard never nerfs anything. There's no way they predicted players were going to use Raza, which made Shadowreaper waaay too strong. I don't know why quest rogue was nerfed but this thing is still out there, it's ridiculous.

Edit: I forgot to mention since Raza is rotating out, us wild players are gonna have to deal with that bullshit so that's some extra salt for me.

Quote from BarrettFloyd >>

I seriously dont know what to do anymore..

Some losing streak is just totally normal, but i am getting stomped like i play some t5 deck
I am losing against EVERYTHING, some totally weird Druid and Shamsn and Hunters and whatthefuckisthisbullshit - Decks

I just have ZERO chance against anything, i´m getting rushed by fucking Razakus Priests

I started shortly after this game came out and played almost every day since then but i NEVER felt so fucking disappointed
and discouraged cause no matter WHAT i do it doenst matter AT ALL since i lose EVER fucking match

 

s4r93 Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit  ... Suck so hard that you cant pass rank 9 at the end of the season fucking noob garbage ... Suck hard at rank 10 fucking noob brainless trash tier rogue garbage  ... No wonder u cant pass rank 10 because you suck playing ur deck ... Also your trash league of legends stats are garbage fucking noob trash silver garbage ... Eat shit ...

Goodmorning salt thread. It is sunday and was 8 am when i logged. Highlander priest with perfect curve. I managed to kill like 6 obsidian statues and 2 ysharys. Then summoned a 5/5 lich king then the 8/8 lich king then resurrected him again untill i finished my control cards.

Those who run keleseth decks and highlander priests inc asual need to be executed in a public place.Ripped apart and laughed at.

Goin out, it's better for my health.

Well, brewing doesn't get me past rank 16 anymore. Time to netdeck to 10~5 I guess.  

Lol exodia is almost always annoying to play against but fun to win against

Quote from PileOfCheese >>

So Im trying to get to at least r 10 with murloc paladin, mostly because I like murlocs but on the side because it has some great matchups in the meta (smashin priest, druid and hunter). But for some reason every time I almost hit the next rank I face a fucking tempo rogue that has the greatest curve imaginable... Or I face one other of my 3 bad matchups. I can beat priest (if they dont topdeck every fucking answer like what is happening to me as im writing this), hunter, other paladins, every rogue that isnt tempo, every warlock that isnt zoo, every paladin that doesnt have amazing topdecks. Warriors are breakfast, Druid is for lunch. Its just tempo rogue, token shaman and zoolock that kill me. And every fking time I am 1 win away from hitting the next rank I am faced with those. Just frustrates me

Btw I beat that priest I was talking about

Quote from Buzz1126 >>

Salt thread losers why do you even play casual. Do y’all really fucking care that much about ranked that you have to test a deck so you don’t lose ranking in a video game??

Lemme tell you something, if you test a deck and are afraid to roll out with it in ranked then you are fucking terrible to begin with and will lose rating regardless.

get better or get a life

Worfolomey Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit  ... Suck so hard that you cant pass rank 9 at the end of the season in wild fucking noob garbage ... Suck hard at rank 9 fucking noob brainless trash tier jade druid retard ... Fucking noob trash rank 9 garbage ... Eat shit ...

delbaba66 Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit  ... Suck so hard that you cant pass rank 9 at the end of the season in wild fucking noob garbage ... Suck hard at rank 9 fucking noob brainless trash tier kelesath rogue retard ... Fucking noob trash rank 9 garbage ... Eat shit ...

Blizzard is always telling us, that certain cards need nerfs, because their playstyle is "not interactive". Well, my last 14 games so far:

1x Exodia Mage, 4x Dead Mans Hand Warrior, 9 Machine Gun Priest

I only can say WOW - amazing interactive experience. At this point I fail to see why there are still minion cards printed in the new set. Absolutely unnecessary.

Nocturne Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit  ... Suck so hard that you cant pass rank 9 at the end of the season in wild fucking noob garbage ... Suck hard at rank 9 fucking noob brainless trash tier quest mage retard ... Fucking noob trash rank 9 garbage ... Eat shit ...

Literally lost 2 fucking games in a row in legend to 2 fucking mind controls against my 2 fucking obsidian statues, the first one was rogue who swashburgled it and the second was priest who fucking runs mind control in 2017. Oh and my lich king always gives me army of the dead but the oponent gets frostmourne.

New players crafting bonemare and going face.First time i saw a bonemare applied on a yeti from someone that had only basic cards. I was like,for real?Jesus christ if people are "LEARNING" fast

Another great game - turn 5, 6, 7 - 3x shadow essence - Barnes, Barnes, Y'shaarj into FUCKING BARNES, odds 1 in 250. And you know what I got from lich kings the same game? 3x army of the fucking dead and anti magic shell.

EnFee Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Dumbass fucking brainless "legend" player ... Suck so hard that you cant pass rank 10 at the end of the season with a fucking brainless standard tempo storm evolve shaman in wild fucking noob garbage trash  ... Suck hard at rank 10 fucking noob brainless trash tier shaman garbage  ... No wonder u cant pass rank 10 because you suck and play like noob trash trihard ... Eat shit ...

God I hate priests. 

Latest Tavern Brawl,

Getting shit RNG with card selections, getting fucked by Spirit Wolves and Undercity Huksters, not to mention the enemy drawing silence exactly when they need it but I get stuck with a Stonetusk Boar when they have a 6/7 taunt, plus mass tonnes of evolving spores + saronite chain gang = I want to kill myself