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wait........how can i not play around a lich king summoned every turn after turn 5?  oh its because im really goddamned bad and deserve to lose because i play moderately strong but fair decks. 

is there a write up for how to play keleseth shadowstep keleseth?  

if not, perhaps thats a bit beyond my skill level, maybe is there a write up for a simpler strategy?  

guys i really want to get good at skillstone. 

all i want is to be able to win with a fair deck i enjoy and not be forced by gunpoint into playing a stupidly broken deck i fucking hate.

thats all i want. 

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Why are there people so fucking greedy about dungeon run. Free run, and obviously, you won't get much reward out of it. But there are always some cunts that complain about not getting rewards, not having enough golds for f2p players. Seriously, fuck off. Learn how to play proper arena to get decent returns you chippy fuckers. Let alone the rest of us to enjoy and have fun in the dungeon runs, no need for anymore of y'all greedy fuckers out there speaking no more. 

I'm not saying that those people are right, but I have an idea of why this is. In my view, the 'enjoyment' that people get from Hearthstone, is exclusively derived from grinding (winning games and completing dailies) for rewards (gold, dust, cards, golden heroes, maybe even just ladder rank). Making grindy games is what Blizzard does best, after all. That's not a negative comment; I love grinding in Diablo and WoW, for example.

When it comes to Hearthstone, I think Tavern Brawl is the best example of the grind mentality. When it launched I certainly was curious and excited about it and willing to try it out a lot, but soon I realized it rewards nothing beyond a free pack for the first win (and completion of dailies that I don't want to do on ladder), it had to be an exceptionally good brawl (like the 'pick 2' one) to get me to play it beyond the one-win-free-pack.

I guess some people out there still enjoy playing Hearthstone just for the heck of it. However, I believe the grinders vastly outnumber them, and you'll certainly not find a lot of them in the friggin' salt thread. 

So maybe a game mode that rewards nothing beyond the enjoyment of playing it is exactly what the game needs. Maybe it'll be a fucking joke in the pool of toxicity that is Grindstone. I don't know (but I guess you can tell how I feel about it). We'll see.

Been playing since beta, each expansion I come back and play some games and toy with the new set.

Now a few days ago I opened my first golden legendary since launch. And it is bloody f-ing Nat Pagle from the classic set.

I closed the game and havn't even checked any hearthstone blizzcon stuff at all yet, I lost all will to play this game. And its silly that something so simple drove me over the edge, but I was so happy to finally hear the golden legendary sound....

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Been playing since beta, each expansion I come back and play some games and toy with the new set.

Now a few days ago I opened my first golden legendary since launch. And it is bloody f-ing Nat Pagle from the classic set.

I closed the game and havn't even checked any hearthstone blizzcon stuff at all yet, I lost all will to play this game. And its silly that something so simple drove me over the edge, but I was so happy to finally hear the golden legendary sound....

 So, in stead of playing Hearthstone, are you going to... wait, and fish all day?

So are all the Razakus Priests just going to quit when their deck is no longer viable and they have to wallow in the dregs of 25-20 for the rest of their lives?  I kinda feel bad for them :(

Still surprised by the level of stupidity of this game. It's DEFINITIVELY a game based on luck and nothing more. What is called "skill" by mister i draw all my deck then kill you just thanks to my hero power is actually just "i played enough games to know which cards to play and when". What a skill 

My god, the ladder is just toxic sh**.  Aggro aggro aggro Keleseth variants, or Highlander Priest, or Ramp Druid. Was this game ever ... not stressful?

If I find a jade druid in real life and will push him to the ground and slit open his fucking throat

Phatush Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... U suck so hard that you cant pass rank 20 with that op wild netdeck hunter fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...

I've lost every mirror match I've played so far this season. The only thing separating us was my opponent drawing a better opening hand than me.

Yes, i hate priest, always have ! Big Priest and Razakus Priest ! You guys are so skilled !!! I really wish ppl play aggro just to rekt your fcking faces and then you'll call a nerf ! Like you did with jade or rather innervate! Priest players = skilled? LUL MONkAS

thomythom Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... U suck so hard that you cant pass rank 20 with that deck lucky fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...

Wtf is going on? ive been facing like warlock out the arse ! Its like warlock number 8 in a row ! FCK off already

I've never played Ranked Mode so early in a season before, and it has been mostly top decks as early as rank 18. It's been little good using Zoo Warlock and Jade Druid when so many opponents are also running decks with the same power level.

I lost my first match for advancing to Rank 15 with my Jade Druid deck against a Quest Mage: a match that was settled before it even started. I won the second time, though, with my Zoo Warlock drawing Prince Keleseth in its starting hand while my opponent's Tempo Rogue did not draw it at all.

This has been the fourth time I have achieved Rank 15, my highest rank so far, and it was the toughest thing I've ever done in this game. I still feel like going further, but I need a break for a few days so I'm not fighting against the best players in this game every single step of the way.

Playing raza on turn 5 and anduin dk on turn 8, requires so much skillzzzz

So here is a short story:

For context I have a large friend list that I constantly modify, in order to get the most gold "challenge a friend" quest I only keep people that I constantly play for that 80 gold (sometimes I score 240 a day if i'm lucky). Also, to not be a total leech I try to constantly talk to them about the game or expectate their games. One guy that I remove from my list a week ago since he wasn't being very active pops ups in a ranked match:

I was Razakus Priest, he was Tempo rogue, in the first 3 turns he dumps his hand on the board in a very clumsy way (For example dumping 2 Fire Fly and Flame Elemental by turn 3 instead of saving it for the Edwin VanCleef he droped in turn 4 has a 4/4 instead of the 6/6 it could have been with coin. By turn 5 I cleared his board twice and he had 1 card left in hand, he ragequits.

- The grief friend invite pops up in the corner of my screen, since I remembered him I figure I would tell him in order to pacify him and challenge him for 80 gold (Since I had that quest)

What followed could only be described as Donald Trump confusing his HS with his Twitter one

"Ni*** piece of trash lololol play OP meta deck"

"Dude, you pushed a lot of damage early, anyway wanna play for quest?"

"Bet you are triggered"

He quickly eliminates me from his friend list before I can respond or tell him that we used to play together, I try waiting a bit and adding him again a couple of times but he only accepted to let me know how much of a "trash n*** i was and how pathetic I look" the fun part is not only that he added me first to insult me for my deck choice, but also that he picked the wrong racial slurs since I'm another kind of PoC. It baffles me that a person that can hold a conversation with you a month ago turns into such a dumpster fire for over a card game.

If you are reading this Pink***n know that you not only lost the game, but also 80 gold.

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So here is a short story:

For context I have a large friend list that I constantly modify, in order to get the most gold "challenge a friend" quest I only keep people that I constantly play for that 80 gold (sometimes I score 240 a day if i'm lucky). Also, to not be a total leech I try to constantly talk to them about the game or expectate their games. One guy that I remove from my list a week ago since he wasn't being very active pops ups in a ranked match:

I was Razakus Priest, he was Tempo rogue, in the first 3 turns he dumps his hand on the board in a very clumsy way (For example dumping 2 Fire Fly and Flame Elemental by turn 3 instead of saving it for the Edwin VanCleef he droped in turn 4 has a 4/4 instead of the 6/6 it could have been with coin. By turn 5 I cleared his board twice and he had 1 card left in hand, he ragequits.

- The grief friend invite pops up in the corner of my screen, since I remembered him I figure I would tell him in order to pacify him and challenge him for 80 gold (Since I had that quest)

What followed could only be described as Donald Trump confusing his HS with his Twitter one

"Ni*** piece of trash lololol play OP meta deck"

"Dude, you pushed a lot of damage early, anyway wanna play for quest?"

"Bet you are triggered"

He quickly eliminates me from his friend list before I can respond or tell him that we used to play together, I try waiting a bit and adding him again a couple of times but he only accepted to let me know how much of a "trash n*** i was and how pathetic I look" the fun part is not only that he added me first to insult me for my deck choice, but also that he picked the wrong racial slurs since I'm another kind of PoC. It baffles me that a person that can hold a conversation with you a month ago turns into such a dumpster fire for over a card game.

If you are reading this Pink***n know that you not only lost the game, but also 80 gold.

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Get cancer just for suggesting that you otk shits deserve ban from the game as the majority of you are assholes and your game plan is fucking degenerate i hope you face only aggro face deck all day long bastard (thats for the guy the suggests otk decks but forgot to quote)