Hearthpwn

''Hey look at me! I'm original! I put the pirate package in a netdeck!''

''Hey look at me! I'm original! I put the murloc package in a netdeck!''

''Hey look at me! I'm original! I put the elemental package in a netdeck!''

''Hey look at me! I'm original! I put the hydronemare package in a netdeck!''

Fuck off

Зератул Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play fucking brainless mage netdeck and suck so hard that you cant pass rank 19 fucking noob little bitch ... Fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...

A mixture of salt and respect for my Shaman Aggro opponent who top-decked a potentially lethal burn spell the turn before he died (Crackle) and of course rolled high enough to win. The rest of the time he'd just been attacking my face for 1 or 2 points and I'd been cackling.

I'm started to get really annoyed with that turn 2 Keleseth into turn 3 South Sea Captain into 3/3 Patches, followed by turn 5 Cobalt Scalebane and turn 7 and 8 Bonemare.

It's like facing a secret paladin curve, but you get to eat it with both rogue and warlock.

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Why patches is still in game stupid card especially when you can buff him

i want someone to explain fully to me how evolve and devolve are balanced cards?

Evolve is a NUTS 1 cost card, second best in the game with no DRAW BACK! only bad card is doomsayer really so you get a 90% great rng swing to win the game.

Devolve is the best mass removal for its cost in the game. Silence all enemy minions and reduce their stats in most cases, like its a disgusting win more card. removed effects, taunts etc....so unfair. 

I know shaman aint OP, but still these two cards give m a fucking headache. 

Re: Highlander Priest, I'm still running Skulking Geist in every one of my decks, mainly due to Jade Druid, but it also hits Priest hard. Some games I've burned 6 of their cards, which removes a lot of damage for Anduin, and you don't need to worry about potions wrecking your plans. Of course if they manage to get the trifecta of Kazakus, Raza, and Shadowreaper out early, it's very hard to win. My geist is also hitting all Rogue decks running Hallucination and Cold Blood, Hunters with Tracking, Dead Man's Hand Warrior with Whirlwind, Paladin secrets in hand etc.

So, when are they going to announce the upcoming razakus nerfs?

After 10 games against aggro decks, oh! A PRIEST! Maybe now I can have a control match!

AGGRO PRIEST, AGGRO FUCKING PRIEST! 

Ok, aggro is necessary for the game, but COME FUCKING ON, this is ridiculous boring.

I am not mad about priest being completely broken. Blizzard tries a lot of new and innovative stuff with every expansion, so there are bound the be broken decks. BUT AT LEAST FIX THEM! YOU DON'T HAVE TO THOROUGHLY RESEARCH TO REALISE A DECK IS BROKEN!

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Why patches is still in game stupid card especially when you can buff him

 The oldest signature  I have ever seen

 thanks, I see your up to date with (wild) salt signature as well

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I was playing 50 gold quest to play 15 overload cards. Choose Wild Casual cos there are couple of more overload cards in Wild and didn't wanna ruin rank with crappy deck that is supposed to concede anyways after overload cards:

 

I would slaughter his family like swine and make him watch. It's partly their fault too for raising him to be such worthless piece of shit, and if he is just born like that - then it's their fault they didn't put him to sleep on time. Then I'd kill him too after making him watch that.

 

Roping from turn one in Wild Casual with Pirate Warrior. Inferior lower beings like this should not be allowed to coexist with humans. We should put them to sleep on sight, and cleanse this world from such worms. And I'm not even speaking about game alone, it would be good if such lowlifes would be dead for the world in general.

And I know I will get either an actual ban for this post, or at least a big warning, but mods, you should make a thread specifically to seek worms like these and shame them publicly instead of censuring this. Fuck these idiots!

I complained earlier about the ropers... they all seem to play some variant of warrior. So goddam annoying, do they think it's for tactical advantage? wtf... the game should make them auto-concede if they keep on roping having played all their possible cards, or just end turn automatically.

Hi Very Salty.

I'm..... Dad.

How the fuck does Shadowreaper Anduin not cost 10 mana?!?!

Decided to try a OTK with Priest. 5 out of 5 combo cards was in the last 7 cards of the deck. 

This "game" is such trash.

Naga sea witch... 5/5 8/8 8/8 8/8 all dropped onto the board turn 6. What total bullshit.

NEVER spend money on this shit game - you WILL regret it if you do.

And fire Brode - completely incompetent.  

Cry all you want about Priest, or Jade druids or what ever ... But motherfucking Mill - is the MOST uninteractive dumbshit i've ever seen.... it has NOTHING to do with the game we are playing and trying to enjoy... FUCK YOU!