Hearthpwn

Yo hate on Jade all you like - and really I'm hoping to move onto something else soon - but the fact it's feasibly possible for me to lose from this position below is just fucking sheer stupidity. I realise that enough times this Combo Mage doesn't get everything together but if they just keep discovering Frost Novas etc. as they did then what am I meant to do? It's the least interactive crap in the game and in my opinion much worse than the likes of Pirate Warrior. I was sure Blizzard was against this kind of thing, they've always nerfed OTKs, yet they've released 2 huge ones recently in Mage and more recently Priest.

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Any control vs control game between classes with reasonable DK heroes is now simply "who draws DK hero first wins". It's fucking ridiculous.

 Not really, I've lost nearly every game with warlock against priest and druid where I got DK first.

Sorry for not being specific enough. Honestly you could have easily known what I meant, but for you I'll specify very carefully:

When it's Mage vs Mage or Mage vs Druid or the like, the player who draws the DK first wins most of the time but not always.

This is the same for many other classes with really good DKs. But not all. Of course not all. I'm generalizing.

I have fought nothing but greedy control decks all day. I finally give up and make my deck extra greedy to keep up. Since then, only cancerous zoolocks and tempo mages exist. Fucking perfect.

Decide to do an arena, draft a decent druid list with a few living mana's, every single match was against the best aoe classes, mage, priest, paladin over and over again that always topdeck their aoe exactly when I have a board full of minions then always had their legendary value cards to follow up with ofcourse (I couldn't a single decent value or late game card in my draft), it feels like the MM is against you sometimes lol.

I've reached the point where pirate warrior makes me physically angry to see. I try a new deck because I'm having bad luck in the control match. Cue three pirate warriors in a row. I can't take this shit. I need it to rotate, for my own sanity. Jade can stay, but pirate needs to go. It's just time...

every fucking monkey is playing priest right now...its enfuriating

fuck jade druid, just fucking nerf that shit already!

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Just lost like 6 games in a row.

I opened over 30+ card packs, with no legendaries but 3 Dead Man's Hands,Glacial Mysteries, and 4 Toxic Arrows.
i'm so salty. I already had those epics, but almost no others in my collection.. I've already opened 2 toxic shots before. dusted them immediately. Fishing for good cards feels so bad. 

How can they fuck up arena so badly.

The whole point of arena is to be random decks. Not fully constructed, spell filled legendary constructed decks.

I think my average dropped to 2 wins a run. No more arena I guess -,-

And not to complain, but come on the DK heroes have a massive impact on arena runs..

I would just say that I'm very sad when I see all those Tirions and Lich King's created by Stonehill Defender. That card ruins arena in my opinion.  Drawing non-legendary taunts would be a good way to nerf that card.

Jade 

I give up. I literally give up on Hearthstone again for the rest of the week.

I draft a priest deck, Shadowreaper Anduin, Ysera, Prophet Velen, Kazakus. Removal you name it.

What do I lose to? Druid with The Lich King, Fandral Staghelm, then proceeds to Living Mana + Savage roar. I healed up 30 hp. Anduin'd. Removal after removal. I give up. This arena is impossible to win now, This game is so fucked up.

And in the meantime? Oh someone on the friendlist opening 25+ legendaries. I wish I was overreacting about this but no. I asked him how much packs did you get? Oh 60. 60 frozen throne packs give him 5 legendaries and 1 golden legendary. I got 2 legendaries in 70 packs so far. Then he proceeds to open other packs, legendary after legendary he opens. I ask what is the count? Oh 22, 3 golden in about 150 packs.

Is this game some sick joke that you literally have to pay for packs to get better value?

Edit: Final score 4-3. Lose to a priest stealing Anduin the Shadowreaper and Ysera. Buffadin kills me by turn 6. Sure why not.

when is blizzard finally gonna ban these fucking pirate warrior bots? about 85% of my games are vs them in casual. faced 19 in my last 26 games with the other 7 games being 4 aggro paladins, 1 anyfin paladin, 1 aggro shaman and 1x priest

Hallucination

From Shamanstone to Druidstone 

Fcking priests gtfo of my ladder climbing all playing that stealing bs, ressurect, 0 mana 2 dmg thingy. all those virgins priest players can go die in their mom's basement while playing this

Priest,priest,priest priest priest priest jesus go away

Let me try to play developer.

New priest legendary: 3/3 for 3 mana, Cardstealy McStealerson.

Every time you heal a minion steal a card from your opponents deck and add it to your hand.

Wait, wait, wait! New card: Spell, 1 mana, legendary, I am creative hs dev.

If you have a card from your opponents class in your hand, discover a legendary card from your opponents hand and deck. Add it to your hand.

New priest card: 1/3, 3 mana, Acolyte of stealing cards from your deck.

Every time this minion takes damage steal a card from your opponents deck and add it to your hand.

New card: Spell, 2 mana, Anduin the deckstealing bitch.

Your hero power becomes steal a card from your opponents deck and add it to your hand, click the well played emote as if it matters.

FCKING pleps p[laying standard deck in wild, JUST FCK OFF FCKING CUNTS

Brode if you ever read this you CUNT I will never give Hearthstone another dollar while there is no autosquelch , nor will I ever stop reminding people how SHIT the unbalanced cards and excessive random swings are due to your SHIT decisions and philosophy. 

NEVER SPEND REAL MONEY ON THIS SHIT PLAYING EXPERIENCE - you will regret it.