yukovski Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Play brainless dragon deck and u cant pass rank 10 at the end of the season fucking noob loser ... Eat shit ...
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Can't take this anymore, I'm deleting this piece of shit game. Even when playing the most cancerous of the cancerous decks, I still get shitty draws every fucking game, while my opponents get perfect draws every single fucking time. I was hoping to reach Legend at least once before I delete this crap, but I can't even do that because the outcome of every game is decided on TURN FUCKING ONE, and of course it's never in my favor.
I don't care... Blizzard have fucked up, again, and again, and again ... I have have shown my patience more than once ... But this motherfucking Quest Rogue, finishing their shit on turn 2 or 3... That was it Blizzard. This time you just went too fucking far... You won't ever see a fucking penny from me, ever again... And that is a goddamn promise. FUCK
Alright, tried to go for r5 with a hybrid hunter from 7 1*, got 4 wins in a row, then I play my 4th mage who got double iceblock into pinging my face every turn and gets perfect lethal with 2x arcane intellect into fireball after I got rid of his ridiculous epic secret which should be in the hall of fame already.
fuck mages seriously. OP in arena and standard? good job blissert
Alright, tried to go for r5 with a hybrid hunter from 7 1*, got 4 wins in a row, then I play my 4th mage who got double iceblock into pinging my face every turn and gets perfect lethal with 2x arcane intellect into fireball after I got rid of his ridiculous epic secret which should be in the hall of fame already.
fuck mages seriously. OP in arena and standard? good job blissert
Just put one in your Deck and you'll see a Mage every 10 games if you're lucky...
when playing a''buget''c'thun control warrior and losing 2 out of 3 games because you either had 50% chance to hit the card and win or even more tilting 66% to top deck gorehowl or c'thun to win and in both cases you get a 2 drop ..tbh both of those opponents were really good ..today i have been blessed by playing against good players ''finally''.. jade rogue and a quest warlock ..props to both really ..am not salty rather than frustrated the rogue was in fatigue and my c'thun was doomcalled and was 20+ so if it hits face just 3 out of those 20+ i win ..and for the warlock he was at 3hp syphoned his minion went to 6 hp ..topdecking gorehowl was a win ..got a firey waraxe ..2 out of 3 cards won me the game but '' RNG'' is ruthless most of the times ..anyways just wanted to let this out, really frustrated atm blughh
This is kinda OCD type of rant but I can't stand seeing the extra 5 golds in the main menu which I got from arena. Yesterday tried another round of arena and got even number of golds as rewards, so there are still 5 extra golds aargh...
today I beat a QR; too bad, that this wasn't caused by me making good decisions, but rather, that the player was making really, really bad ones.
how to beat QR - hope they are bad at the game...
like instead of bouncing back Fire Fly, this guy decided to bounce the tokens instead, and he was going to win, if he didn't made another mistake - he got Al'Akir the Windlord out of Swashburglar. he could have traded with my minions to avoid the Bloodlust lethal, but instead decided to go face. a legend card back player in rank 5 ... and people defend this deck...
the reason for me spamming here, is because of all the rogues I faced today, all of them were QR. many of them completed the quest by t5 and what joy for me was to struggle to keep board presence.
where are those MRs people were talking about? supposedly they were the stronger decks - then why am I constantly facing the quest version over them?
where are those MRs people were talking about? supposedly they were the stronger decks - then why am I constantly facing the quest version over them?
I run both Miracle and Water, I can grind it out to about r 10 but it takes way to much time doing so. Because of the supposed "balanced" match making system all I face are Purify priest, aggro druids and pirate warriors and if I get in a three game winning streak I get the extreme pleasure of facing Quest warriors. Either I get lucky enough to draw the right card at the right time or I'm dead buy turn 5/6 in most cases. So Ive parked the decks and play Freeze mage, where I face Midrange Pallys, shaman, control priest and a ton of secret Mages. Its not that we Miracle/Water Rogue players aren't out there and don't want to play but its that Blizzard doesn't allow for clean match-ups forcing you to create other decks and spent the $$$ to do so...
where are those MRs people were talking about? supposedly they were the stronger decks - then why am I constantly facing the quest version over them?
I run both Miracle and Water, I can grind it out to about r 10 but it takes way to much time doing so. Because of the supposed "balanced" match making system all I face are Purify priest, aggro druids and pirate warriors and if I get in a three game winning streak I get the extreme pleasure of facing Quest warriors. Either I get lucky enough to draw the right card at the right time or I'm dead buy turn 5/6 in most cases. So Ive parked the decks and play Freeze mage, where I face Midrange Pallys, shaman, control priest and a ton of secret Mages. Its not that we Miracle/Water Rogue players aren't out there and don't want to play but its that Blizzard doesn't allow for clean match-ups forcing you to create other decks and spent the $$$ to do so...
sorry to hear that, but I want to say it: 1) i think MR and water rogue are way more fair to play against, I definitely enjoy facing them; 2) (regarding the previous statement) Even in the cases, when I lose to MR, I still enjoy the games, I like their plant theme and I think that their win-condition is balanced.
i agree, M/W Rogue are far better to play and to play against. The Smorc game turns into a card game given the proper match ups. Turn for turn, you are trying to counter your opponent's BOARD! Imagine that, actually playing a strategy to garner a win condition from your board, not dropping cards for the sole purpose of Smorcing ur opponent. The only good thing coming out of this meta is the bad playing habits being developed by face players ;)
WHAT THE FUCK MAN??!!!!! I HAVE EXACT LETHAL AND ONE MORE FUCKING MOVE TO GET ME 12WINS IN ARENA THEN YOU MADE THIS CHARGE MINION UNCLICKABLE??!!! THATS MY ONLY CHANCE YOU DICKS#!!!! WHAT WAS THAT BLIZZARD??!!!! WHAT THEACTUAL HELL IS THAT,!!!?????? ALL OF A SUDDEN IT GOT BUGGED???!!! "IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT WE WILL FIX THIS ISSUE ASAP.. BLAH.. BLAH"!!!!!! SHUTTT UPPP!!!! FUCKING ASSHOLES PIECE OF SHITS!!!!
GODDAMN MURLOC WARLEADER AND SOUTHSEA CAPTAIN AND THEIR STUPID AURAS... Equality and pyro combo basically becomes useless when they are on board and i keep on forgetting about it... Threw 2 games like that today :(
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yukovski Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Play brainless dragon deck and u cant pass rank 10 at the end of the season fucking noob loser ... Eat shit ...
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Haven't seen a single Ironbeak Owl in like 3 months.
Enter topdeck war.
Play Forbidden Ancient
Opponent topdecks Owl. 3 times in one run.
Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me. And I hope you understand that it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I've ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad that I got to roam those hillsides.
Absolutely disgusting. I have had the same thing happen to me in like 5 out of 6 games vs huntards today
Great art can never be created without great suffering.
If i am facing one more fucking secret mage today. This game will be banned for a week... Jesus christ...
1 perhaps 2 different decks on the ladder ... SO MUCH FUCKING FUN BLIZZARD.
Can't take this anymore, I'm deleting this piece of shit game. Even when playing the most cancerous of the cancerous decks, I still get shitty draws every fucking game, while my opponents get perfect draws every single fucking time. I was hoping to reach Legend at least once before I delete this crap, but I can't even do that because the outcome of every game is decided on TURN FUCKING ONE, and of course it's never in my favor.
Fuckity bye to Blizzard and their RNGstone.
I don't care... Blizzard have fucked up, again, and again, and again ... I have have shown my patience more than once ... But this motherfucking Quest Rogue, finishing their shit on turn 2 or 3... That was it Blizzard. This time you just went too fucking far... You won't ever see a fucking penny from me, ever again... And that is a goddamn promise. FUCK
Alright, tried to go for r5 with a hybrid hunter from 7 1*, got 4 wins in a row, then I play my 4th mage who got double iceblock into pinging my face every turn and gets perfect lethal with 2x arcane intellect into fireball after I got rid of his ridiculous epic secret which should be in the hall of fame already.
fuck mages seriously. OP in arena and standard? good job blissert
"この 先は 暗い 夜道 だけが も 知らない それでも信じて 進むんだ 星が その道 を 少し でも 照らしてくをるのを"
when playing a''buget''c'thun control warrior and losing 2 out of 3 games because you either had 50% chance to hit the card and win or even more tilting 66% to top deck gorehowl or c'thun to win and in both cases you get a 2 drop ..tbh both of those opponents were really good ..today i have been blessed by playing against good players ''finally''.. jade rogue and a quest warlock ..props to both really ..am not salty rather than frustrated the rogue was in fatigue and my c'thun was doomcalled and was 20+ so if it hits face just 3 out of those 20+ i win ..and for the warlock he was at 3hp syphoned his minion went to 6 hp ..topdecking gorehowl was a win ..got a firey waraxe ..2 out of 3 cards won me the game but '' RNG'' is ruthless most of the times ..anyways just wanted to let this out, really frustrated atm blughh
This is kinda OCD type of rant but I can't stand seeing the extra 5 golds in the main menu which I got from arena. Yesterday tried another round of arena and got even number of golds as rewards, so there are still 5 extra golds aargh...
Guys schrutebucks hasn't posted in 2 pages, I kind of miss him :(
today I beat a QR; too bad, that this wasn't caused by me making good decisions, but rather, that the player was making really, really bad ones.
how to beat QR - hope they are bad at the game...
like instead of bouncing back Fire Fly, this guy decided to bounce the tokens instead, and he was going to win, if he didn't made another mistake - he got Al'Akir the Windlord out of Swashburglar. he could have traded with my minions to avoid the Bloodlust lethal, but instead decided to go face.
a legend card back player in rank 5 ...
and people defend this deck...
the reason for me spamming here, is because of all the rogues I faced today, all of them were QR.
many of them completed the quest by t5 and what joy for me was to struggle to keep board presence.
where are those MRs people were talking about? supposedly they were the stronger decks - then why am I constantly facing the quest version over them?
1) i think MR and water rogue are way more fair to play against, I definitely enjoy facing them;
2) (regarding the previous statement) Even in the cases, when I lose to MR, I still enjoy the games, I like their plant theme and I think that their win-condition is balanced.
I AM SICK OF
MURLOCS
QUESTS
PIRATES
BAD MANNERS
SECRETS
i agree, M/W Rogue are far better to play and to play against. The Smorc game turns into a card game given the proper match ups. Turn for turn, you are trying to counter your opponent's BOARD! Imagine that, actually playing a strategy to garner a win condition from your board, not dropping cards for the sole purpose of Smorcing ur opponent. The only good thing coming out of this meta is the bad playing habits being developed by face players ;)
WHAT THE FUCK MAN??!!!!! I HAVE EXACT LETHAL AND ONE MORE FUCKING MOVE TO GET ME 12WINS IN ARENA THEN YOU MADE THIS CHARGE MINION UNCLICKABLE??!!! THATS MY ONLY CHANCE YOU DICKS#!!!! WHAT WAS THAT BLIZZARD??!!!! WHAT THEACTUAL HELL IS THAT,!!!?????? ALL OF A SUDDEN IT GOT BUGGED???!!! "IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT WE WILL FIX THIS ISSUE ASAP.. BLAH.. BLAH"!!!!!! SHUTTT UPPP!!!! FUCKING ASSHOLES PIECE OF SHITS!!!!
Highrolled 3 times in a row by Aggro Paladin and Miracle Rogue AMA
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GODDAMN MURLOC WARLEADER AND SOUTHSEA CAPTAIN AND THEIR STUPID AURAS... Equality and pyro combo basically becomes useless when they are on board and i keep on forgetting about it... Threw 2 games like that today :(