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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE ON ASIA SERVER RANK 15 IS PLAYING ANTI-AGGRO WHEN THERE IS NO AGGRO LITERALLY ALL I'M PLAYING AGAINST IS ANTI-AGGRO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CLIMB WHEN I GET COMPLETELY TRASH RNG DRAWING PATCHES LITERALLY 50% OF THE TIME IN MY OPENING HAND HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE I WOULD ACTUALLY STREAM THIS IF MY MACBOOK WASN'T SO GARBAGE THIS IS THE WORST RNG IN THE HISTORY OF THE GAME I AM A LEGEND 65% WINRATE PLAYER I DO NOT LOSE TO BAD PLAYERS ESPECIALLY ON THE ASIA SERVER ESPECIALLY AT RANK 15 THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS GAME IF I CANNOT WIN HOW DO THESE IDIOTS EXPECT TO CLIMB BY SPAMMING ANTI-AGGRO AGAINST EACH OTHER

I HAVE ONLY ENOUGH DUST FOR ONE DECK ON THIS STUPID SERVER AND I AM GETTING HARD COUNTERED AND SCREWED BY RNG AT THE SAME TIME

DEVS SHOULD BE PUT IN LABOR CAMPS I AM NOT KIDDING I AM TRACKING THIS IN 12 GAMES PATCHES HAS SHOWED UP IN MY OPENING HAND 6 TIMES THIS IS ABNORMAL WHY SHOULD I BE THE VICTIM WHY DO GOOD PLAYERS ALWAYS HAVE TO SUFFER SO BAD PLAYERS CAN WIN WHY WHY WHY EAT DOG FECES BEN CHODE

LOLOLOLOL, this guy made me spit out my milk LOL. You are so right my friend. The moderators don't even know how to program a simple as fuck editor to turn off italicized mode back to normal text. Fucking devs am i right. They get paid 545 dollars an hour to manage this site and they can't even implement such a simple too. ;D. I'm looking at you Fluxflashor (P.S. youre my favorite)

ASIA SERVER TERRIBLE PLAYERS TERRIBLE DECK DESIGN MAKING AN AVERAGE OF 1.5 MISTAKES A GAME BUT WHO CARES WHEN TOPDECK GOLAKKA CRAWLER EATS MY 5/4 EVERY TIME FOR AUTOWIN

HEALTHY GAME DESIGN RIGHT HERE BLIZZARD

I LOST TO PALADIN WHO RUNS 2 HAMMERS OF WRATH AND WICKERFLAME BECAUSE HE CURVED OUT PERFECTLY 

ASIA SERVER IS COMPLETE CANCER BECAUSE ALL THE BAD PLAYERS KEEP GETTING LUCKY

IF I HAD THE DUST TO MAKE A PROPER CONTROL DECK NONE OF THESE IDIOTS WOULD STAND A CHANCE OF BEATING ME

ME ONE OF THE TOP 0.001% OF PLAYERS EVER TO TOUCH THE GAME LOSING TO RANK 15 SEA PLEBEIANS

IS COMPLETELY

UNNNATURAL

Quote from steveaus >>

ASIA SERVER TERRIBLE PLAYERS TERRIBLE DECK DESIGN MAKING AN AVERAGE OF 1.5 MISTAKES A GAME BUT WHO CARES WHEN TOPDECK GOLAKKA CRAWLER EATS MY 5/4 EVERY TIME FOR AUTOWIN

 

HEALTHY GAME DESIGN RIGHT HERE BLIZZARD

 

I LOST TO PALADIN WHO RUNS 2 HAMMERS OF WRATH AND WICKERFLAME BECAUSE HE CURVED OUT PERFECTLY 

ASIA SERVER IS COMPLETE CANCER BECAUSE ALL THE BAD PLAYERS KEEP GETTING LUCKY

IF I HAD THE DUST TO MAKE A PROPER CONTROL DECK NONE OF THESE IDIOTS WOULD STAND A CHANCE OF BEATING ME

ME ONE OF THE TOP 0.001% OF PLAYERS EVER TO TOUCH THE GAME LOSING TO RANK 15 SEA PLEBEIANS

IS COMPLETELY

UNNNATURAL

The salt of a pirate warrior player at least takes the dogshit taste out of my mouth from the wave of crystal rogue kiddie fiddlers I just faced. I would like to see quest rogue, pirate warrior, and taunt warrior all forced play each other for all of eternity. We all know you're not good if you are laddering with those decks. Every one who gets hard countered playing one of those decks is just reaping what they sow. Lmfao at salty pirate warriors whinging about anti Aggro decks. So good.

N'Zoth's First Mate, Patches the Pirate, Arcanite Reaper, Leeroy Jenkins, Shadowstep, Dirty Rat, Drakonid Operative, Ice Block, Primordial Glyph, Jade Idol...

I mean holy shit, the current standard meta has so many cards that make me just wanna punch my monitor when I see them played against me. That's why I've been playing more Wild recently. 

Dunno if it fits theme of the topic, but 34 Ungoro packs without legendary already, fuck my life.

0.001%

Ranked on US is SOOOO much easier than Asia. God, why didn't you tell me?!

Quote from steveaus >>

Quote from Xanius >>

Personally I'd rather play decks I enjoy and spend a few more days hitting legend to play with sub-par players there than speed through the "bad" players to fight it out with the Big Boys. The good men. The Elite. IMO.

 Unfortunately I don't have the luxury of infinite time or infinite willpower to play this stupid children's card game, especially this month.

Quote from nickalleye >>

N'Zoth's First Mate, Patches the Pirate, Arcanite Reaper, Leeroy Jenkins, Shadowstep, Dirty Rat, Drakonid Operative, Ice Block, Primordial Glyph, Jade Idol...

I mean holy shit, the current standard meta has so many cards that make me just wanna punch my monitor when I see them played against me. That's why I've been playing more Wild recently. 

Quote from steveaus >>

ASIA SERVER TERRIBLE PLAYERS TERRIBLE DECK DESIGN MAKING AN AVERAGE OF 1.5 MISTAKES A GAME BUT WHO CARES WHEN TOPDECK GOLAKKA CRAWLER EATS MY 5/4 EVERY TIME FOR AUTOWIN

 

HEALTHY GAME DESIGN RIGHT HERE BLIZZARD

 

I LOST TO PALADIN WHO RUNS 2 HAMMERS OF WRATH AND WICKERFLAME BECAUSE HE CURVED OUT PERFECTLY 

ASIA SERVER IS COMPLETE CANCER BECAUSE ALL THE BAD PLAYERS KEEP GETTING LUCKY

IF I HAD THE DUST TO MAKE A PROPER CONTROL DECK NONE OF THESE IDIOTS WOULD STAND A CHANCE OF BEATING ME

ME ONE OF THE TOP 0.001% OF PLAYERS EVER TO TOUCH THE GAME LOSING TO RANK 15 SEA PLEBEIANS

IS COMPLETELY

UNNNATURAL

Quote from Mat12345 >>

Quote from nickalleye >>

N'Zoth's First Mate, Patches the Pirate, Arcanite Reaper, Leeroy Jenkins, Shadowstep, Dirty Rat, Drakonid Operative, Ice Block, Primordial Glyph, Jade Idol...

I mean holy shit, the current standard meta has so many cards that make me just wanna punch my monitor when I see them played against me. That's why I've been playing more Wild recently. 

 Aren't there even more broken cards in Wild?

Quote from Masterbosslord >>

40 packs 3 legendaries  ty blizzard

Another day, another plague of murloc paladins. Bunch of cocky bearded homosexuals and their "Thank You" / "By the Holy Light!" emotes.

I know I have no rational reason to bitch about this, but I fucking hate that rogue 3 mana card that just destroys any minion. I'm trying to do warrior daily and am playing taunt warrior. I'm playing on curve and naturally he has an answer to every fucking play I make. I slam down the 5 mana taunt with adapt and choose not targetable by spells or hero power. He plays that fucking card and just destroys it. Such fucking bullshit.

I have not played a pirate warrior on ranked in a long time. So I take the Gollaka Crawler out of my deck.  Guess what happens. Perfect draw PW. Let me guess what will happen when I put them back in my deck.

Now I'm a playing a priest who just happened to discover two dragon fire potions from his deck. I didn't even know silence priest ran that?  Too bad he didn't discover a goddam silence! I still beat him in the end because this game is stupidly polarized, and you basically can't lose against a non face deck with quest rogue.

once i get to rank 5, im going to make a flare hunter and just concede every game till i find mages. just sit at 5 and kill them, lol. 

such an annoying hero, 100% based on RNG