Alright, it's his turn 10, once mine comes around I'll drop C'thun and win the game. He played Cabalist's Tome and a Secret, no biggie, nothing but Ice Block could save him.
Oh. It was Ice Block. Created by Cabalist's Tome, naturally. But it's okay, it's gone and I still have C'thun's body plus Holy Nova in hand, so I can still
NOPE HERE COMES YOGG-SARON TO CAST SKILL OF THE WILD TO BLOCK C'THUN, AND HOLY NOVA TO PUSH HIM OUT OF LETHAL
Okay, sure, I'll just throw another body down, kill the bear and then next turn
LOL NAH, CABALIST'S TOME GAVE HIM A POTION OF POLYMORPH AND FIRELANDS PORTAL WHICH GAVE HIM WHITE FUCKING EYES GG
Jade Mechanic is the worst thing that has happened to Hearthstone... If Druid and Shaman played similar to jade Rogue what i consider a fun and balanced deck J, it would be fine. But those decks are just so brainless and OP.. I really hope Blizzard changes something about that because I don't think Ungoro will be a fun expansion with these broken decks and Pirate Warrior still around...
Well time to play some Duelyst, because you actually get variety there with people playing there own decks and not netdecking 99% of the time. Plus i feel I get rewarded there for trying to play well.
Pirate Warrior on Casual. He went all face, didn't use his Charge on Patches, didn't take obvious trades. And with 2 cards left in hand has exact lethal with the exact only 2 cards he needed. No Justice on Earth.
Getting so fucking salty from the new arena changes. Ridiculous lucky opponents. Every mage gets fireballs and flamestrikes from babbling book. Everyone has 10+ epics in their decks now. Whatever hero or deck I draft nothing seems to work.
NooK Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself lucky fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Get lucky with reno priest and play like shit fucking noob trash, garbage ... Eat shit ...
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How is this fucking possible. Fucking arena. Draft the perfect Jade Shaman arena. Seriously it has everything clears, weapons, removal everything. First opponent instant full dragon priest. No not kidding Drakonid Operative 2x, Drakonid Crusher, Wyrmrest Agent 2x, Twilight Welp.
They turned arena into fucking standard ranked play -,-
EDIT: FOR FUCK'S SAKE HOW CAN I LOSE EVERYTHING. I know all the general arena tips and tricks. But always lose to fucking luck or something ffs. Already 1-2 with this great drafted deck. Because mage happens to draft 2x pyroblast. This standard arena is fucking bs.
Edit 2: 2-3 I hate this fucking game I hate the new arena. Fuck this.
Went on a bad losing streak, switched to pirate warrior. I then face a rogue who does nothing until turn 3, he even forgot to mulligan (probably disconnected).
What do I draw? all of my 4 drops, zero weapons, and no pirates. I actually lost that game. eventhough he didn't do anything for the first three turns.
Another 1-3 run, reason: Standard Arena: Granting a warrior Varian Wrynn, Don Han'Cho and Soggoth The Slitherer buffed by the latter. What a fucking bs. Skill isn't involved in arena anymore. Goodluck on making your standard deck there and steamroll to 12.
all i do is lose. zero stars rank 15, lose lose lose lose lose.
i deserve to be straight up banned from playing hearthstone for being so bad. plese ehlp i feel like im fucking going crazy.
If you got to rank 15 you can't be only losing. That's just illogical. You might be having a bad run, but clearly you won enough to rank up at some point. Even you must get lucky on occasion
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all i do is lose. zero stars rank 15, lose lose lose lose lose.
i deserve to be straight up banned from playing hearthstone for being so bad. plese ehlp i feel like im fucking going crazy.
If you got to rank 15 you can't be only losing. That's just illogical. You might be having a bad run, but clearly you won enough to rank up at some point. Even you must get lucky on occasion
a bad run for 3+ months straight. i grinded jade druid for 4 hours between rank 20 and 15.
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Alright, it's his turn 10, once mine comes around I'll drop C'thun and win the game. He played Cabalist's Tome and a Secret, no biggie, nothing but Ice Block could save him.
Oh. It was Ice Block. Created by Cabalist's Tome, naturally. But it's okay, it's gone and I still have C'thun's body plus Holy Nova in hand, so I can still
NOPE HERE COMES YOGG-SARON TO CAST SKILL OF THE WILD TO BLOCK C'THUN, AND HOLY NOVA TO PUSH HIM OUT OF LETHAL
Okay, sure, I'll just throw another body down, kill the bear and then next turn
LOL NAH, CABALIST'S TOME GAVE HIM A POTION OF POLYMORPH AND FIRELANDS PORTAL WHICH GAVE HIM WHITE FUCKING EYES GG
GOD I LOVE RNG
What's with this prince malchezar renolock deck I keep seeing? And with extra cards, I am still seeing reno by turn 6? Logical.
every pirate warrior player should burn in hell
Jade Mechanic is the worst thing that has happened to Hearthstone... If Druid and Shaman played similar to jade Rogue what i consider a fun and balanced deck J, it would be fine. But those decks are just so brainless and OP.. I really hope Blizzard changes something about that because I don't think Ungoro will be a fun expansion with these broken decks and Pirate Warrior still around...
Well time to play some Duelyst, because you actually get variety there with people playing there own decks and not netdecking 99% of the time. Plus i feel I get rewarded there for trying to play well.
To all the people playing Jade druid, Pirate Warrior and Miracle rogue in casual Grow a Pair.
Getting so fucking salty from the new arena changes. Ridiculous lucky opponents. Every mage gets fireballs and flamestrikes from babbling book. Everyone has 10+ epics in their decks now. Whatever hero or deck I draft nothing seems to work.
NooK Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself lucky fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Get lucky with reno priest and play like shit fucking noob trash, garbage ... Eat shit ...
USE RAILROAD CIPHER with key of 69 and offset 138 to read my cryptic messages. Lulchina and sherman1986 go suck dick ahahaha
How is this fucking possible. Fucking arena. Draft the perfect Jade Shaman arena. Seriously it has everything clears, weapons, removal everything. First opponent instant full dragon priest. No not kidding Drakonid Operative 2x, Drakonid Crusher, Wyrmrest Agent 2x, Twilight Welp.
They turned arena into fucking standard ranked play -,-
EDIT: FOR FUCK'S SAKE HOW CAN I LOSE EVERYTHING. I know all the general arena tips and tricks. But always lose to fucking luck or something ffs. Already 1-2 with this great drafted deck. Because mage happens to draft 2x pyroblast. This standard arena is fucking bs.
Edit 2: 2-3 I hate this fucking game I hate the new arena. Fuck this.
Can we please talk about the fact that there are only full tier 1 cancer decks at rank 19-20 ?
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Arena 3rd post today -,-
Another 1-3 run, reason: Standard Arena: Granting a warrior Varian Wrynn, Don Han'Cho and Soggoth The Slitherer buffed by the latter. What a fucking bs. Skill isn't involved in arena anymore. Goodluck on making your standard deck there and steamroll to 12.
WHY IS EVERY PRIEST A DRAGON PRIEST IN ARENA.
Was rank 1 (3-stars) now rank 4 (2-stars). Thanks Pirate warrior.
arena, got warrior down to 4 hp
ok we're good as long as he doesn't topdeck the perfect card for 8 turns in a row
*topdecks the perfect card for 8 turns in a row*
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0-5 in casual wild...CASUAL WILD going against all aggro decks using buff beast hunter.
I switch to a fast tempo mage deck. Next game: control warrior.
.....make that 0-6.
all i do is lose. zero stars rank 15, lose lose lose lose lose.
i deserve to be straight up banned from playing hearthstone for being so bad. plese ehlp i feel like im fucking going crazy.
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