Hearthpwn

just watched kripps video on RNG in the game that he followed up with some ridiculous videos that highlight how much the integrity of the game in a competitive setting is on the edge of being in question due to the RNG in the game. So as im watching the youtube video i proceed to lose 3 games in a row due to insane top deck answers to every play i made...

Fuck this game some days... Leeeeeeever Nucky!!!!! 

Skilled Paladins spamming Well Played while playing Secret. So much skill. 

Turn 6 double Savage Roar. 'Nuff said.

Playing midrange shaman against "tempo" mage. That doggie fucker scum had these piece of garbage born in hell hand:

-Turn 1: Wyrm

-Turn 2: Sorcerer's Apprentice + Portal + Coin + Arcane Blast

-Turn 3: Arcane Missiles and frostbolt (wyrm gets 6 attack)

-Turn 4: Double Mad Scientist

-Turn 5: Flamewaker and Flamecannon.

Nuff said. Just how the hell is that shit legal. I never had an opening as crazy.I demand my right to spread bullshit all over the world like all that mouthbreathers. I am a player like any other, AM I NOT?!

Im so fed up with this shit. I just want to play Rogue but Valeera is so rediculous underpowered, thought something is wrong just to see that average stats on Valeera went down even more to 47% why is Blizzard just destroying this class? Just because Rogue playerbase is not whiny enough like Shamans?! That still cry all day in cycleyerk about 53% Winrate on average. What a shit!

Predictions before TGT - "meta will slow down for sure"  Reality after TGT - meta is ridiculously fast

This game..

Quote from BigFatMurloc >>

Im so fed up with this shit. I just want to play Rogue but Valeera is so rediculous underpowered, thought something is wrong just to see that average stats on Valeera went down even more to 47% why is Blizzard just destroying this class? Just because Rogue playerbase is not whiny enough like Shamans?! That still cry all day in cycleyerk about 53% Winrate on average. What a shit!

Shaman is a worse Paladin. At least Rogue has a unique playstyle.

Absolutely nothing but aggro cancer in ladder. I either win in 6 turns or lose in 6 turns. Either I or my opponent can do absolutely nothing to stop it. This is not an exciting interactive game. 

Dear face hunters:

Fuck fuckity fucking fuck mother fucker bitchass faggot shitstain whore lowlife dumbass fuckwad vajayjay aids hiv disgusting overpowered piece of shit cancerous alien from mars die in a hole

I love Murloc Knight ... I just fucking absolutely love it. Bum drops one and uses his hero power ... TO SUMMON ANOTHER MURLOC KNIGHT. Ok, fine, I survive and I have lethal setup and he's 6 dmg from lethal with ONE card in hand ... GG I win ... oh but wait, HERE COMES MURLOC KNIGHT TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS ... he gets the ONE single thing that won him the game, the murloc that buffs other ones .. raid leader or w/e the fuck, them spams "Well met" fuck you asswipe, get luckier please. Go die in a fire.

This game sucks.  Its a fucking casino game and thats it.  Im sorry but Ive been playing long enough and have analyzed enough situations to fuly realize that when you win its because your opening cards & draws were good and when you lose they werent.  Period.  This idea that Legend players somehow have it all figured out is so ignorant and stupid that its hilarious.  Its like saying the guy that won his bet on the roulette wheel is a "skilled roulette wheel player" or a lottery winner is somehow a skilled lotto player.  Yeah fucking right.

If a few players hit legend each year then they are simply playing a LOT more and have nothing better to do.  Thats it.  They are also getting better draws.   Someone has to win and someone has to lose.  If some people get luckier then so be it.  The math supports it.  It is entirely possible for a coin flip to land on tails 75 times out of 100.  Or 750,000 times out of 1,000,000 times.  Thats a fact. So this "skill" shit is extremely overrated.  Blizzard even claims the game is designed to have a LOW skill ceiling.  There ya go.

There are very few decisions to be made in this game.  You have X mana to use and since we never have enough cards to pick from your decision is made for you due to whats in your hand.  I dont know why people cant grasp this.  On turn 3 if you need a certain card and dont have it...what the fuck are you supposed to do?  The answer is nothing.  You CANT do anything.  Wheres the skill?  Thought so.

You're welcome.

Just tackled ladder, faced 5 paladins in a row.

Quote from uiasdnmb >>

Just want to do my dailies in casual but I don't have enough nerves to keep up with people meta decking:
conceding on spot to:
pallies and hunters because my deck can't stop hyper aggro and handle constant board reflooding
emperor thaurissan played by warrior or mage since getting otkd is boring
warlocks passing t1 and 2 into life taps

Hey, I recognize you from the most damage in one turn thread!

The meta would have slowed down if it wasn't for Mysterious Challenger. What agressive cards has tgt added aside from that that has actually improved aggressive decks? 

Development team made a whole expansion pretty much useless by making that card part of it. You don't even need to build around it much. I dried secret dragon paladin and it still works just fine.

So I can no longer play HS on my tablet since latest patch, have contacted customer support but prob not solved, but hey - when I do manage to go on by borrowing my son's laptop, I can put a screw into a hole - couldn't do that before the update!  How stupid is that, to work on making this useless bit of code work yet not ensure the game is playable for all - particularly when you have played and supported the game for a long time? 

If you make a game that is so great that it's addictive it should be law that we can always satisfy that addiction ;-)  I am so grateful for to all involved in this game, pretty impressive that you can play such a quality game for free if you wish, but it's all negated if you suddenly find you can no longer play it at all.  

I so hope they fix the problems in Wednesday's patch.

I wondered when they added that! I guess ocd > Logic 

Of course the Madder Bomber in the arena of my extremely bad playing opponent hits my creatures PERFECTLY and clears my board to prevent my lethal. And then he wins. 

This game requires zero skill. Its literally about flipping a billion friggin coins a day and hope you call it right more often than not.

Quote from krzychszp >>

Predictions before TGT - "meta will slow down for sure"  Reality after TGT - meta is ridiculously fast

This game..

Actually, TGT gave us dragon priest and justiçar control warrior. What rank are you ? I only face lots of aggro decks betwen 20-15, then only net decks. I wish there were more aggro decks, because they are predictable and they dont have good finishers(except for paladin and their divine draw)