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Why the hell people can't write properly the card names? 

 Ironically, your first sentence is grammatically off. Should read "Why the hell can't people write the card names properly?" 

And if you're being pedantic, they don't "write" they type. Also it's just spelling mistakes, not grammatical errors. 

 lol

I get the daily "deal 100 damage to the enemy hero", and I tell myself "Hey, I have'nt played Randuin for a quite long time, let's go casual". Aaaand... four hace funters, a naxxramas zoo, two lamewakers,ten losses, cero wins, daily completed. I guess RNG was completely against me this time.

The worst part is that some of them even started to BM me with their stupid emotes. Who the f*ck has so low self-esteem tat needs to BM a Randuin Wrynn, a deck wich only serves for give some laughs to this world, to feel better with themselves? Looks like lesser beings do exist, bu can't recognize them just by their skin or physical attributes.

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I think i have to quit this game. It makes my blood boil so hard to lose game after game to pure RNG. Rank 5 3 stars 2 days ago, Rank 11 2 stars right of now. I regret every penny i paid for this trash game.

 dido what d4rki24 said. i used to get so pissed and then it kept happening and then it got worse and then players started believing they were some how accountable for the RNG wins. Like give me a break people please... Once i realized that the game was hopeless i simply stopped paying for cards. im just glad i stopped before it got out of hand. bliz only suckered me for 120 bucks. i know a guy who spent almost 600 on the game and now after BRM he uninstalled and wont talk about it lol. fucking bliz man.. they know what the geeks like... 

 I'm about at the same range like you, i didn't really keep track of it but it must be around 120-150. Won't get higher than this.

I have a problem - I can't figure out who is the biggest prick: is it the guy playing facehunter, the lamewaker Mage, or the priest that thought steals your fucking TrueSilver AND Avenging Wrath and uses them to finish you while they sit at the back of your deck?

I absolutely despise the people who run thoughtsteal and mind vision.

I hear you on the Priest thing. There's nothing as cheap in the game as them waiting, stalling, healing up, and then stealing your best cards. I find Priests hugely irritating, I'd rather play hunters all day, every day than a handful of Priests. Really frustrating when you've played well, and have them almost beat, only for them to turn the game around with cheap steals, left right and centre. 

Priest are di*ks all along from the beginning, you can tell from the stealing, healing then damage at the same time, and there is even a card called cabal shadow priest, priest are just scoundrel that speaks and dresses beautifully. Stall priest and face hunter are the two extreme of the meta, you cant really say which one is better lmao, just because noob priest player can still win by stalling doesn't really make noob face hunter player respectable lmfao.

imo thought steal and mind vision are the better cards in priest already, remembering mind control used to cost 8 mana ONLY, lmao.

Who said anything about one being more respectable? I said 'I' would personally rather face hunters all day, rather than Priests. Because if nothing else, at least the games are a LOT shorter! 

I'm sorry but zoolock is just a god damned cancer on this game. They are the only class in the game that could play their cards face up without it affecting the outcome of the game. Their deck has next to no strategy involved in it, and could be summed up as simply vomiting up your cards as fast as possible while abusing the shit out of an overpowerd hero power all while watching TV. My cat makes more strategic plays in the litter box.

The attempt to balance their broken, piece of shit hero power through shitty class cards is negated by the fact that they don't even use their class cards. Way to go on that one, Blizzard. Idiots.

If you play a zoolock and you bump into me in game, apologies in advance because you're going to get roped every single turn, every single game. Don't like it? Don't play a cancer deck. Try a deck that actually requires you to think about the cards you're playing.

Conclusion: Fuck zoolocks (handlocks, we still cool). And while we're at it, fuck hunters. **drops mic

EU ladder is FULL of Hunter, Mage, Hunter, Mage, Hunter, Mage.
Please don't tell me the entire Legend-part is full of this BS too. There's other classes too btw.

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I have a problem - I can't figure out who is the biggest prick: is it the guy playing facehunter, the lamewaker Mage, or the priest that thought steals your fucking TrueSilver AND Avenging Wrath and uses them to finish you while they sit at the back of your deck?

I absolutely despise the people who run thoughtsteal and mind vision.

 I like thoughtsteal and mind vision. It's cards like cabal and mind control that actually steal your minions that annoy me.

 I made a priest deck just to watch people rage from the following combo:

They play Piloted Shredder or any 4-attack minion.

I play: Shrinkmeister followed by Shadow Madness followed by Youthful Brewmaster, thus completely stealing their card right off the board. Naturally following this sequence of plays up with a "Thank you."

The friend request spam after using this move is world breaking.

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I have a problem - I can't figure out who is the biggest prick: is it the guy playing facehunter, the lamewaker Mage, or the priest that thought steals your fucking TrueSilver AND Avenging Wrath and uses them to finish you while they sit at the back of your deck?

I absolutely despise the people who run thoughtsteal and mind vision.

 I like thoughtsteal and mind vision. It's cards like cabal and mind control that actually steal your minions that annoy me.

 I made a priest deck just to watch people rage from the following combo:

They play Piloted Shredder or any 4-attack minion.

I play: Shrinkmeister followed by Shadow Madness followed by Youthful Brewmaster, thus completely stealing their card right off the board. Naturally following this sequence of plays up with a "Thank you."

The friend request spam after using this move is world breaking.

 You can get it killed against an enemy and the deathrattle minion will be yours as well, or recombubulate to another minion which will be recognized as yours as well. Better than throwing it up in your hand and having to pay the cost again maybe.

Edit: You can even do the combo you said for the same mana with 2 cards > Shrink and Cabal (dont need to pay the mana again, and leaving a 4/5 body extra instead of a 3/2)

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I have a problem - I can't figure out who is the biggest prick: is it the guy playing facehunter, the lamewaker Mage, or the priest that thought steals your fucking TrueSilver AND Avenging Wrath and uses them to finish you while they sit at the back of your deck?

I absolutely despise the people who run thoughtsteal and mind vision.

 I like thoughtsteal and mind vision. It's cards like cabal and mind control that actually steal your minions that annoy me.

 I made a priest deck just to watch people rage from the following combo:

They play Piloted Shredder or any 4-attack minion.

I play: Shrinkmeister followed by Shadow Madness followed by Youthful Brewmaster, thus completely stealing their card right off the board. Naturally following this sequence of plays up with a "Thank you."

The friend request spam after using this move is world breaking.

 You can get it killed against an enemy and the deathrattle minion will be yours as well, or recombubulate to another minion which will be recognized as yours as well. Better than throwing it up in your hand and having to pay the cost again maybe.

Edit: You can even do the combo you said for the same mana with 2 cards > Shrink and Cabal (dont need to pay the mana again, and leaving a 4/5 body extra instead of a 3/2)

 I wasn't using the play to be efficient, I was using it to be an asshole. Stealing the card right off the board hits the opponent in a way that triggering a deathrattle does not. :)

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I have a problem - I can't figure out who is the biggest prick: is it the guy playing facehunter, the lamewaker Mage, or the priest that thought steals your fucking TrueSilver AND Avenging Wrath and uses them to finish you while they sit at the back of your deck?

I absolutely despise the people who run thoughtsteal and mind vision.

 I like thoughtsteal and mind vision. It's cards like cabal and mind control that actually steal your minions that annoy me.

 I made a priest deck just to watch people rage from the following combo:

They play Piloted Shredder or any 4-attack minion.

I play: Shrinkmeister followed by Shadow Madness followed by Youthful Brewmaster, thus completely stealing their card right off the board. Naturally following this sequence of plays up with a "Thank you."

The friend request spam after using this move is world breaking.

 You can get it killed against an enemy and the deathrattle minion will be yours as well, or recombubulate to another minion which will be recognized as yours as well. Better than throwing it up in your hand and having to pay the cost again maybe.

Edit: You can even do the combo you said for the same mana with 2 cards > Shrink and Cabal (dont need to pay the mana again, and leaving a 4/5 body extra instead of a 3/2)

 I wasn't using the play to be efficient, I was using it to be an asshole. Stealing the card right off the board hits the opponent in a way that triggering a deathrattle does not. :)

 Goddamn it, I hate you :D

jk, but I do consider Priest (even when it's not exactly popular) the most irritating matchup...give me huntards over priest thieves any day :D

for fucks sake, now i remember why i buy packs instead of arena! i'd say im a decent arena player, usually going 5 wins, peaking at 10. but today, as i tried arena again, i was mage against another mage, and he does very bad trades, like he'd trade his 2/2 into a 4/5, just killing his minion, like, wtf? pretty soon he was in topdeck mode, so, pushed the face damage. he draws flamestrike, clears board, and guess what, "I'm sorry." ffs, then i refill the board with 2 minions, emptying my hand, his card was a yeti i think? killed it, then made his health low enough to have lethal next turn, but no, he draws a fucking alexstrazsa, and heals back. then, as my health was enough not to worry about, i pushed for lethal, which i had next turn, but he drew an antique healbot ffs. i killed the alexstrasza with my minions, cuz he had lethal next turn, left the antique healbot body. i drew a booty bay bodyguard, thought i was safe, but fucking no, he topdecked a flame cannon, killing it, then kills my 4 health face. FUCKING RNG FUCK THAT GUY TOO

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I had a bad arena experience yesterday too, also as Mage - who I rarely choose! 

The draft was so bad I ended up with 4x Skillstrike. No, really, the draft was that bad. I've had 5-6 wins with bad decks in the past though. My highest overall being 10 wins, so I'm not terrible at it. Thought maybe I'll draw well, and see if I can't at least get 3 wins. 

First game was to and fro until after round 7, where the opposing Mage managed to wipe clean the board and fill his side a couple of times ... All i needed was 1 Flamestrike to get back in it,  as end game was approaching, and I had managed to beat him down below 10 HP ...  Nothing ... a string of crap, useless, only-chosen-because-other-picks-were-suicidal minions and spells. I was down to 9 cards left, and not one of those 4 FS had showed up. What a load of old chit!

Worst draft and run ever, I actually managed one win, I think the other player actually took pity on me and went afk ... Mage my rear end. Everytime I face one though, in arena, they have almost constructed decks and God-like draws

F**K you arena. 

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for fucks sake, now i remember why i buy packs instead of arena! i'd say im a decent arena player, usually going 5 wins, peaking at 10. ...

 what I always ask myself, reading statements like yours: Do you actually track your arenas? I have a hard time imagining somebody that really averages 5 wins but never got to 12 wins ("peaking at 10")... When I started tracking myself I was really surprised, as I considered myself alway in the 7 win department, but found out that I only average around 6 wins (6,1 to be precise) ... sometimes your "gut feeling" is way to high when it comes to averages and people would maybe get less salty if they really tracked ...

But I suppose this is not really the purpose here, so I wholeheartedly agree with your "fuck arena" after a Warlock-Draft yesterday where I managed to pull 2 bane of dooms - which should be good, but netted me: 2 Blood imps, 1 Voidwalker, 1 mistress of pain, 1 dread infernal, 2 Felguards ... The flame imps were pulled against an opponent who equally had bane and pulled doomguard ... I was close to breaking my computer

FIX FUKIN CASUAL!!!

Heading out to leave bad reviews for Hearthstone on every possible avenue. So tired of facing ladder decks on casual...

In the mean time be warned I will be playing minion and card stealing Priest decks. Stall, heal, steal and heal. Yup, if I can't enjoy casual I will then play the most annoying deck in the game.

Yeah! HS kinda helped me away from the virtual poker tables, which oft led to me hitting Live Casinos, which I'd crawl out of, semi-conscious at 7am ... Such irony now then, that HS is close to driving me to gamble again. I had better luck at the poker and roulette tables! 

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lmao ! HS is free though ! and there are tournaments to man !

 Money isn't the issue, it's the habit, the addiction ... the desire for VICTORY!!! ... or some s**t

LMAO

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